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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This person is a retarded retard and was hospitalized for YouTube Addiction. If you make fun of her you will go to hell without passing go. You son of a bitch.
 (aka misspositive aka Holycow68 aka gothweeper aka Gothreap) is an old, decrepit, subhuman, bizarro three-time Ogrish.com survivor who gave her Alzheimer's and Prozac-tainted opinion on PeppermintPatti's affairs. What language her videos are in, as well as why she even makes vlogs when she could get the same message across in a fraction of the time with typing, are still under much debate. Gothreaper is by far the most gothest goth of all, because she was born in the 18th Century.
Having acquired her one and only friend (pictured to the right) on her second visit to Ogrish.com, she kept him as close as possible. Keeping dreams of getting married, she followed him all through the gas chambers and in the pit of snakes. One day, a nazi (later recognized as Argent009) began to fire missiles at gothreaper1 and her one (and only) true love. Gothreaper1 survived, but at a tragic loss. Her love was pronounced dead at the scene. Below is a quote from Gothreaper1 on the incident...
"AH AH AH AH AH UH AH AGH BAD MEEEYYYAAAN SHEEEEYOT HEEEM AH AH AH!"
Gothreaper1 took the loss incredibly hard, and turned to Jesus for the answer. Being turned down by Jesus, she sought after a taxidermist.
Sadly, overcome with fear and sadness, Gothreaper1 ate her lover, and the taxidermist had to replace the body with a porcelain angel. Gothreaper1 didn't know the difference...
- "Uhhhh, ehhhhhhh... I think thaaaat uuuuhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh eeeehhhhh the pfleeeeeeeeghhh ugghhhhh... ... ... ... UGHhhheeeeehhhhh those ehhhhhhhhh aaahhhh uhhhhh... haterrrrrsshhh ehhhhh uggghhhh ahhhh... ... ... EGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." [and so on and so on]
- "aaaaaaaagghh ferderrrfggh uhhhh flaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggg gbbblebabble shlaaaaa"
- "blibbbbbbb plllppp baah urgggg gawwwwww pluagh fshhhh guuuuuuuuuuhhhh"
- "gbllgad wua ffrblshluble plageuuuuuuuuww"
- "mu kah ah mu kah ah mu kah ah mu kah ah god... uhhm mu kah ah ahhh"
- "Iey iey uhhhh creeyeie meeeii uhhhhh uuhhhhhh hiiieeeeearttt fe yeehhhhwwww uuuurrrhhhhgggg"
- "watyagcyat fryaaghhh ablooooorgh bluuuuuuuuuuh"
- "the death sites that uhhhh that is on"
- "durrrp durrrp shlorrrrrrrp fluhhhhhhhhhhhh"
- "the quantum logic gate must be fixed! uhhh blughhh!"
- "asf sgfnf jnornyhn wtijwtre xobvpjc wetlkpsx i bkvcpinm wetopydmnvc vcnnovconpovc op w noshnwew ts sgsdf ojwenwn jonwtgenrt"
(link) 00:30 This has been translated as one of her ancient prehistoric death-chants: "AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH"
- "The very nature of the quantum theory ... forces us to regard the space-time coordination and the claim of causality, the union of which characterizes the classical theories, as complementary but exclusive features of the description, symbolizing the idealization of observation and description, respectively."
- "I'm a weal per-son! A weal per-son!" (pounds chest)
- "I hate you, I - er uh, no...you hate me, er...no. BARNEY! I love uh uh I love you, you love me, let's hang Barney from a twee, da duh da da duhda da da da, DA DA DA duh duhduh dum! Let's hang Barney from a twee! So....yeah! Haha! This is 'zactly why I'm-a stayin' off-a Youtube uh uh!"
- Trish was born on Feburary 26, and lives in Jacksonville, Florida. She frequently lies about her age in her profiles.
- Her parents are Goro and Sarah Jessica Parker
- Recently hospitalized for YouTube.
- Was released on the condition that she never go near a computer/living thing again. Failing this, she created a new account to bring us new insights into the society we live in.
- She will delete her accounts/videos faster than you can say "uhhhhh balaragh uhhhhharrgh." It's (ironically) difficult to keep up.
- current account
Gothreaper1 is part of a series on YouTube.