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Harry Potter is a series of TL;DR fantasy and wish-fulfillment books about magic, witches and wizards written for children by British prostitute J.K. Rowling (a.k.a. Just Kidding Rowling), whose books are inferior compared to those of other successful writers. In reality, the stories are alright if not for its retarded virgin fans. Rowling lives in Edinburgh, Scotland. If you want to find her and kill her (which must be done with fire), ask someone in Edinburgh. The story of the books is centered around a young boy who discovers he has the power to destroy his cruel peers and family Columbine style - but does not, because he is indeed more humble and virtuous than Mary Sue.
Rowling initially intended to use the books as a means to teach witchcraft and wizardry to young children, in hopes of raising an army to take down the Catholic Church. However, she soon discovered that her fans were incredibly stupid and would rather sit around writing horrible fanfiction and music instead. Rather than accept defeat, Rowling decided to use her bitchcraft and become a gorillionaire by selling the books and giving license to manufacture Harry Potter movies, video games, toys, board games, clothes, accessories, CDs, food, beverages, Baltimization. And so, the story of the young wizard known as Harry Potter has since become a global phenomenon, gaining more popularity than both God and Jesus and suckering millions of retards such as yourself into buying shit.
However, as infuriating as it was, many decide to side along with Harry Potter since they prefer it over the Mormon vampire sex fantasy, Twilight.
- 1 TL;DR version
- 2 The Books
- 2.1 Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
- 2.2 Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets
- 2.3 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Ass Cabin
- 2.4 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
- 2.5 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
- 2.6 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- 2.7 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- 3 Moral of the Story
- 4 The Movies
- 5 The Vibrating Broomstick Debacle of 2002
- 6 Fatal Imagery
- 7 GINNY IS A SLUT zOMG!!1!
- 8 Harry is Jesus
- 9 Gaia Online Faggotry
- 10 New York Trolled by New York Times
- 11 JKR DIDN'T DO HP
- 12 Trivia
- 13 A Very Potter Musical
- 14 Equus
- 15 Terrible Bel-Air
- 16 Unicorns Are Not Real & Other Obvious Phenomena
- 17 Harry Potter Gallery
- 18 Harry Potter Episodes To Fap To
- 19 Related Articles
- 20 External Links
If you truly don't know at least a rough outline of the plot of Harry Potter by now, you've probably been living under a rock for the past decade... and your ignorance is enviable! Anyway, it's typical fantasy Mary Sue fare, with magic, dragons, elves, and good triumphing over evil. The series' themes are: Bildungsroman, a bunch of thinly veiled symbolism, and other such literary bullshit. But the majority of fans are only interested in fantasizing about the fun-filled relationships between the characters. So, for you lucky people who haven't yet been swept up in the whirlwind of faggotry that is Harry Potter, here's the general plot of the seven books:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Renamed Sorcerer's Stone in the U.S. as too many retards don't understand English, this is the book that started everything. Ironically, the Philosopher's Stone has absolutely nothing to do with magic, but rather alchemy, which is just as fictional as magic.
A boy named Harry Potter who lives with his Aunt and Uncle once caused a villain named Voldemort (Hitler with magic) to pwn Harry's parents with a magic spell. He finds out he's a wizard at 11 years old, and then Karl Marx takes him to a magic school, Hogwarts, which is run by a gay old pedophile named Dumbledore. (Srsly.) Harry, despite an upbringing in a cupboard that ought to give him the physique and personality of a Fritzl child, is pukingly good at everything, befriends a poor red-headed kid named Ron and a girly bookworm named Hermione, and the three go about doing magical things.
Later, Voldemort, acting through an Arab, tries to get a rock with magical powers, but is beaten by three 11-year-old children. Unfortunately, Harry lives and the story continues.
Harry Potter and Chamber of Secrets
Harry returns to Hogwarts, and there's a bunch of drama about people being attacked. This novel introduces a giant, poisonous snake that can kill people by looking at them. The snake tries to pull a genocide by ridding the school of "Mudbloods", but fails to kill a single fucking person.
There is also a sadistic tree with limbs that look like disproportional cocks, which fails to kill both Harry and Ron. Later, it tries to kill Harry, but is somehow defeated by the visually impaired twelve-year-old (also see, sad).
Anyway, in CoS, Voldemort pretends to be a book to lure Ron's little sister into his basement. Unfortunately, Harry again lives and the story continues. On the badass side, he kills a giant fucking snake. With a sword. Magically pulled out of a singing hat. This book made so little sense that they had to release a supplement in 2005, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of the Ass Cabin
This one's pretty uneventful, despite all the furries.
Dumbledore appoints an old werewolf as a teacher, but he doesn't go crazy and kill any students. Instead, he teaches Harry how to shoot white, translucent material out of his wand in order to defeat all his fears; Pedobear is proud (Fun fact: The white stuff is Harry's fursona). Later on, said werewolf marries a 16-year-old girl and Pedobear is even prouder, true fax. Anyway, Harry finds out he has a godfather named Sirius Black who was wrongfully convicted of several accounts of /jb/ /cp/, party v& and generally being a GTA badass.
Ron's pet rat turns out to be a fatty and a follower of Voldemort but he escapes before Harry is able to wrap him in duct tape and shove him up his ass. Noone dies and the story (unfortunately) continues.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
In the fourth installment of the series Sanjeev Poppadom finds himself faced with a goblet of Korma.
This year, Hogwarts school of Child Molestation and Faggotry is the host of the Tri Wizard tournament. The more discerning readers quickly notice that there are four of them rather than three, as the name "Tri Wizard" implies. Anyway, the champions are given some faggot tasks to complete, but no one cares because they are more interested in the SERIOUS BADMUN that is Mad Eye Moody (So named because he managed to splash himself in the eye with some pungent BADMUN jizz from his formidable penis during a highly impressive hentai accident. The eye had to be removed. There were no other options.)
Some gay shit happens blah blah blah, then Harry is in a graveyard. Voldemort is about to sodomize Harry to within an inch of his life when Harry gets a little over exited and his translucent slimy dead family spill out of his wand to protect him.
Hilarity ensues. Cedric Diggory dies. The end.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry goes through a severe emo stage. Harry's dogfather dies. Fangirls BAWWWWWWWWWW. Sexy new teacher Dolores Umbridge molests the children by scribbling erotic messages in the back of their masochistic hands. This novel marks the introduction of HAGGER's half-brother, Grawp confusing readers further as to how the hell Hagrid was conceived.
Luna Lovegood appears for the first time in this book, and /b/'s balls turn blue.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
For further reading on this topic, see The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005.
In this book, Rowling stopped caring about canon couples and just decided to comply to the fangirls (i.e. setting up Ginny and Harry). Everyone snogs everyone and then BAAAAWWW's uncontrollably. Also, Harry finds out that in order to defeat Voldemort, he has to find and destroy several "Horcruxes", which are objects that act as cheat codes (i.e. extra lives, pwning infidels)...but you know what? It doesn't fucking matter. Good is going to triumph over evil, Voldemort will eventually die, and everyone will live happily ever after.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
For further reading on this topic, see The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of 2007.
Naturally, spoilers were released days before the global release, and the trolls came out from their mothers' basements in full force to ruin everyone's fun. Here are those spoilers now, representing the ruination of Potterfags worldwide:
- Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12.
- Hedwig gets fursecuted by an unnamed Death Eater on pg. 56.
- George Weasley loses an ear.
- Mad-Eye is shot in the face with a killing curse and falls off his broom, confirmed dead on pg. 78.
- Ron cockblocks Harry on page 99. Harry, being the powerful wizard he has become decides that his relationship with his best friend is more important than going back to foreplay with Ginny.
- Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159.
- Wormtail becomes an hero when his own silver hand chokes him to death on pg. 471.
- Ted Tonks (father of Nymphadora Tonks) dies.
- Dobby gets shanked by Bellatrix on pg. 476.
- Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658. Turns out he was good all along.
- Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637.
- Harry is pwned by Voldemort on pg. 704, hangs out with dead! Dumbledore, and comes back to life on pg. 724.
- Voldemort's own spell backfires on him, unintentionally making him an hero on pg. 744.
- Bellatrix Lestrange is killed by Molly Weasley on pg. 736
- Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745.
- The Sword of Griffindor can destroy Horcruxes because it has basilisk venom or some shit inside it.
- Ron destroys Slytherin's locket with said sword.
- Hufflepuff's cup was in Gringotts.
- Ravenclaw's Crown was in the Room of Requirement, Crabbe, sets everything on fire and kills himself.
- HARRY WAS THE LAST HORCRUX OMFG!!! And since the Horcrux in him was destroyed, he loses his uber-badass ability to talk to snakes, and was glad to be rid of it.
- Neville finally grows some balls, and cuts off Nagini's head.
- Tonks and Lupin have a son.
- Bill and Fleur have a daughter.
- Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo.
- Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus. All were conceived anally.
- Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius.
- The final lines are, "I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."
- Harry, a grossly fat middle-aged man who looks like Pruitt Taylor Vince, wakes in his cell at a psychiatric institution, discovering that the whole thing was only a dream, and begins to self-mutilate his forehead with a zig-zag cut.
- Harry marries, and proceeds to eat and fuck Ginny's sweet little ginger-cunt. They have children and live happily ever after
Moral of the Story
The moral of the final installment of the series is quite simple: if you become an hero, you will be magically warped to a seedy old station where you will meet a mutilated baby and an old hairy pedophile who will reincarnate you after preaching to you.
Key differences between the films and books include:
- Peeves the Poltergeist's omission from the films, which sucked ass seeing as he was arguably the best and original character J.K. Rowling shat out of her ass. Apparently the film director couldn't find a suitable midget to portray the forefather of Trollface so he was written off.
- Hermiones House Elf fetish “SPEW” club is omitted, for family reasons.
- Ginny’s stalkerism of Harry is also omitted, because it ruins the surprise of the later pr0ns scene.
- The Weasleys never black person invade the Dursleys house in the fourth book, because having white people do that sort of thing just doesn’t look right.
- In the films the four furfags who made the Marauders Map are never revealed.
- The trauma the Death Eaters inflicted on Neville’s parents with their inserting of their long wands up their asses is never revealed, and they are just left as dead.
The Vibrating Broomstick Debacle of 2002
Mattel, joining in the feeding frenzy for Potter-related toys, released "Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000 Broom." Mattel could not offer a broom that actually flies, so they settled for making it vibrate. Future toy? The Golden Snatch.
Listed on Amazon, the initial customer reviews were a treasure trove of lulz. Though Amazon has since replaced them with dull reviews that say only that the broom is boring and not appealing to boys, the first reviews have been carefully preserved on many web sites].
- "This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed."
- "I recently bought this for my son, Vantro. He's a HUGE Harry Potter fan. Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper. This toy gives him the ability to fly around the house zapping things. My only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and his sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one."
- "My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)"
- "Well it's Christmas time and I need a gift for my 6YR son. He's a big Harry Potter fan, maybe too much. I keep trying to get him into Hockey or anything else a man should be doing, but instead he'd rather be riding a broom around the living room making swooshing sounds, pissing me off when I'm trying to watch football. Anyways the gift seems to be a big hit. It does vibrate, and goes through batteries rather fast. Even my 14 yr old daughter likes to play with the broom. She likes to play with the broom when were not around or late at night. I think she gets embarrassed when we find it in her room, but I can understand, she doesn't want anyone knowing she plays with her little brothers toys. With a few batteries and a flick of a switch, my Son and daughter can get carried off to Harry Potter Fantasy land.."
Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
In the Book and the movie they claim these magical jelly beans can have every flavor possible like ear wax, vomit and boogers. So why is it we never see or read about Hermione just collapsing in extasy because she got one that tastes like a moutful of cock. It had to be brought up because it's a fanboys, or hell, anyone who was ever forced to see the movie, logical conclusion.
In the summer of 2005, the ire of 16 year old girls was raised when multiple spoilers were clandestinely placed into several prominent LiveJournal communities. So many flamewar-induced lulz ensued that LJ Drama wouldn't touch it, citing that it was 'old as soon as it began'.
The direct result of these events was an overall increase in emo-style 'woe is me' journal posts by Fans, a feat once thought impossible by science. The overall sentiment was "when we said pictures plz, this is not what we meant." For more information, please see The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005.
GINNY IS A SLUT zOMG!!1!
Ironically, all female characters of the Harry Potter series are, indeed, sluts. Everyone knows Harry Potter is one big hormone-driven fanfic. Even Albus Dumbledore, the one wizard who Voldemort fears, has been known to join the fun.
Still, a great many mousy spinsters and 16-year-old girls spend their time dreaming up romantic stories about who in the Harry Potter universe is fucking who. Prior to the release of the 7th book, a central division between these literary scholars concerned itself with whom Harry Potter would end up fucking. One group believed that Harry Potter would end up fucking Hermione. The other group believed that Harry Potter would end up fucking Ginny. But there's always a chance for some group action.
Since the people who believed that Harry Potter would end up fucking Ginny have actual in-text justifications for their belief, they were unsurprisingly proven correct in the final book. The "Harmonians" (the dorky name the Harry/Hermione slashfic writers gave themselves) perceived this as a personal insult.
The insult was compounded by an interview given by J.K. Rowling to a Harry Potter fan site in which she kinda-subtly-but-not-really delivered a virtual clue-by-four to the heads of the people who really, honestly thought that Harry would end up fucking Hermione.
This led to a fandom meltdown of truly epic proportions as Harry/Hermione slash writers around the intarweb collectively blew a gasket. The resulting wankalypse could be felt as far away as several inches, and ended up producing such gems as the following:
- If I had any children, I would also not let them read HBP. I just don't see how some people could not see the abrupt change in Hermione. Hermione is no longer a role model for younger girls.
- In that same Yahoo group, I tried to start a thread about Christian symbolism in HP (before HBP of course). I feel so stupid now because it all went out the window in HBP.
- I felt that Song of Songs mirrored Harry/Hermione because it had a theme of friends becoming lovers. (Don't get me wrong, I also saw the theme God's universal love for mankind... biggrin.gif )
- 'Sadly, I will need a lot of prayers and meditation (and maybe some counseling). I was so emotionally invested in this relationship and JKR messed with it and threw it in our faces. I really need to get back to my faith in God. (I've taken it for granted for the past few months because of HP.) Don't feel sorry for me. It was all my fault.]]
You've got to be fucking kidding. J.K Rowling is now blamed on an extensive amount of Harry Potter fanfiction sites for "Torpedoeing" the H/Hr shippers ship. Torpedoeing is when the creator proves a way for a ship to cease existing, which did indeed happen and caused the rise of teenage girl suicides after "The Deathly Hallows" by 300%.
There was also a petition in which the signatories, completely divorced from any sense of perspective, demanded that J.K. Rowling turn over the writing duties of Book 7 to one of the fat 40-year-old female virgins who writes Harry/Hermione slashfic on the web. Because J.K. Rowling doesn't know her own characters well enough to write THE BEAUTIFUL TRUTH OF HARRY AND HERMIONE BOINKING LIKE BUNNIES! And she doesn't realize that GINNY IS A SLUT! The fact that Hermione dated a Russian rapist who was three years older than her during the events of the fourth book isn't in the least bit slutty, by the way.
In addition, another petition was created demanding an apology and re-write under penalty of boycott (lol bullshit, like any of the rabid fans would miss out on the last book)
Grief counselors have been called in.
Harry is Jesus
Scar on forehead? Persecuted by teh authorities? Best friend abandoned him? Saved the world and defeated the bad guy by dying and coming back to life? Doh.
Gaia Online Faggotry
'Harry Potter' publisher gets subpoena to identify pirate From Bloomberg News
July 17, 2007
Scholastic Corp., publisher of the new "Harry Potter" book, obtained a subpoena to learn the identity of a California website user who allegedly posted copies of the final sequel, scheduled for release Saturday.
Scholastic said in a court filing Monday that "materials hosted on Photobucket.comcom's system" contain materials that infringe copyrights owned by Scholastic and J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books. Photobucket.com, a News Corp. unit, is a website for sharing photos and videos on social networks such as MySpace.
The subpoena was sent to Gaia Interactive Inc. in San Jose seeking the identity of a user on gaiaonline.com, a social network, according to the filing in San Francisco federal court.
Gaia complied with the subpoena, removed the material and temporarily banned the user from the site, said Gaia spokesman Bill Danon. The postings included scanned material and a discussion of the material, he said.
New York Trolled by New York Times
The New York Times reviewed the book, revealing spoilers for everyone reading the article (which is pretty much everyone). The spoilers even pissed off J.K. Rowling! -- But they probably just did it for the lulz, so it's okay.
JKR DIDN'T DO HP
The massive wow-factor of Rowling deciding to write the HP novels whilst being very poor, a woman and a mom has made many critics decide that the books were written by loads of people, designed to tickle the interests of young readers internationally. In approximately forty years, when profits become lower, many are expecting the big "JK!111" from Rowling.
The truth is that she was on welfare while writing the first book, aka "working", making her a welfare cheat.
- Tara Gilesbie has written the most infamous Harry Potter fan-fiction on fanfiction.net, My Immortal.  Her sister, Trista Gilesbie, has written another fanfic, Bring Me To Life . Both of these titles came from Evanescence songs.
- The Great Livejournal Strikethrough of 2007. is a major Harry Potter pedo fiction community on LJ. Its deletion in May 2007 helped escalate the drama in
- Harry's infatuation with the long wood pole called a broomstick began after spending many hours together with Ron Weasley.
- The depth of information and commentary you see on the Encyclopedia Dramatica Harry Potter article outs many ED contributors as closet Harry Potter fans, known in the vernacular as fags.
- Everyone who died in all 7 books had it coming.
- Msscribe is responsible for more drama in the fandom than Snapesnogger and Tara Gillesbie combined?
- Harry Potter is a fucking Gary Stu but his fans will swear by their books that he is not. Beware delusionitis.
- Dumbledore is gay because a successful, intelligent, non-married man cannot be straight (which means James Bond is also a faggot).
- J.K. Rowling stole the name for Harry Potter from the 1986 film "Troll" (no really). One of the main characters is named Harry Potter, and the movie is based on witches and other mythical creatures. Bitch can't even come up with her own stuff.
A Very Potter Musical
As if Harry Potter weren't gay enough, some college faggots in Michigan decided in 2009 to make a musical and post it on JewTube. Entitled "A Very Potter Musical". This clusterfuck is too long, don't watch but clearly took time and energy to write, produce and stage (and we wonder why we can't have nice things in the world).
The entire cast is made up of Americunt mid-west gays; the entire script and score feature retarded lyrics and unfunny poop/sex jokes; the staging and choreography comprise of teenagers rolling around the stage like they have ADHD; all in all, this monstrosity of a production is strictly for fat HP-fantards, and was written by and for Americunt 12-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls.
...Hence, "A Very Potter Musical" was a huge hit on the Interwebz, with over 9,000 views. A month after its grand debut on YouTube, the idiots who posted it removed it in order to "edit more mature elements from the videos." Youtube now features a children-friendly version. Yeah, ok.
The homosexual subtext of Harry Potter revealed.
Adding to the lulz surrounding the world of Harry Potter, in 2006, Daniel Radcliffe (star of the Harry Potter movies) decided to act in a play which required him to show off his Limey circumcised microcock. The story is about a troubled stable boy who allows a stallion to mount him and fuck him in the ass with a three foot horse cock. Anyway, here's some pictures, you sick fuck.
Now this is the story all about how,
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became a famous wizard of Britain
In Godric's Hollow I was born and raised
In a crib is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all oblivious I was goin' to wizarding school.
When a some dark guy who was up to no good,
Started killin' people in my neighborhood.
I survived one little fight an while my mom was clinging,
Said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Little Whinging."
I heard a motorcycle, and when it came near,
I said "fuck" because it was gigantic.
If anything I could say that this shit was live,
But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Privat Drive."
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to Hagrid "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Then I got married to Ginny and had three children named Lily, James, and Albus Severus on pages 753-759.
Unicorns Are Not Real & Other Obvious Phenomena
On October 19, 2007 at Carnegie Hall in NYC, J.K Rowling publicly announced that Albus Dumbledore is gay. She claims this move was to help promote gay tolerance, which is obviously her only intention. This is clear when Dumbledore, the only (announced) gay character in the book DIES, proving once and for all that God hates fags. Incidentally, she only confirmed this in response to newsgroup discussions that had been about this very topic for some time beforehand, proving that there's nothing she'd change about her characters at the drop of a hat to keep herself in the spotlight.
Of course, if Rowling really wanted to promote tolerance, it would have made better sense to include an openly gay Hogwarts student who struggles with coming out, bullying, finding a partner to buttsecks, being assraped by a broomstick for his sexuality, etc., eventually becoming an hero in the end. However, seeing as that would have actually been edgy, required some editorial balls, and turned off about 99% of Rowling's cash-generating Americunt audience, such a move was never even considered. The only gay character in the series was announced after the fact, as an afterthought. Ironically, in spite of her stated opposition to bigotry and promotion of tolerance, JK Rowling has said in numerous interviews that she fought hard to keep any and all American actors out of the films. That's her thanks, I guess, for the billions of jewgold Americans have spent on her works.
Most of us already knew about Dumbledore's gayness, due to the flamboyant purple robes and all, but now all the Harry Potter fantards are either committing mass suicide or writing as many horrible slash fics as possible.
This means that Snape must really hate the gays if he went out and committed a hate crime by killing Dumbledore. That or he was angry because Dumbledore stole his gay lover.
This also means Chris Hansen failed at stopping Dumbledore from violating generations of children as he was the headmaster of a fairy school...or Snape IS Chris Hansen. This would be horrible for Snapesnogger, who is both very into Snape and a pedo. It would be great for the rest of us, as it would finally get rid of her. Sadly, this is unlikely.
JK Rowling has also revealed that the character Lupin is a furry, though he postured as a werewolf. It's clear that furry fandom is quite popular is the wizarding world, demonstrated by the people transforming into cats and dogs and such.
NEWS ALERT: Ian McKellen is now begging for the role of Albus Dumbledore!!!!!!!111
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Harry Potter Episodes To Fap To
- My Immortal
- Laura Mallory - Believes Harry Potter books promote terrorism.
- The Great Dumbledore Dies Meme of 2005
- The Great Deathly Hallows IRL Raid of 2007
- Wizard Rock
- Tim Todd
- Typical fanfic, showcasing one of the more popular pairings.
- Digg this shit for great justice.
- Admin of Inadvertently leaks spoilers for entire community.
- LiveJournal losers ask to be spoiled, then cry because they don't like what they see.
- : where pretending to be a teenage wizard is SRS BUSINESS.
- Leeroy Jenkins' remixed song (along with hp spoilers).
- Cassetteboy vs. Harry Potter, some guy who edits voice recordings for lulz. Volume 1 and Volume 2.
- ZOMG BLACKCEST.
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