Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge
|This article is entirely factual. If you don't believe in it, BEN will haunt you till you die.|
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The Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge (also known as BEN DROWNED) is an incident which happened on
Tuesday, September 11, 2001 Last Thursday, which has now spread all over the virgin gaming community and the Internet. As the name implies it involves a haunted Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask cartridge doing some crazy shit which would lead you to believe it's haunted. The cartridge is described as a normal, gray one with "Majora" written on it in marker and currently owned by a college drunk which on YouTube goes by the name "Jadusable".
The haunted cartridge is pretty trippy and can make a person go insane. Like all scary stories have, the gameplay includes:
- Music played backwards
- Random spontaneous combustion
- Weird laughing everywhere
- A statue of a green-clothed dude following you everywhere
- Indecipherable gibberish
- Random drowning
One thing that is mentioned throughout the video is the name BEN which has made a lot of virgins ponder "who is this BEN?"
Now, due to this shit, we may never have a good Majora's Mask discussion without this incident being mentioned.
- 1 Videos
- 2 thetruth.txt
- 3 Theory (*cough*Bullshit!*cough*)
- 4 What Really Happened
- 5 The believers
- 6 Anonymous: Armed and Dangerous?
- 7 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, JADUSABLE!
- 8 Current Project
- 9 Gallery
- 10 See Also
- 11 Links
Three videos which show the story of the ghost of BEN.
In the fourth video's description, Judasable's "roommate" announced that a file named "thetruth.txt" would be released on September 15th. On the 15th, a new video was added to the channel along with a mediafire link to a file called "thetruth.rtf".
/x/ soon had a BAW fest because it was not a "txt" file. Some weren't completely stupid however and renamed the file from .rtf to .txt.
The file: http://www.mediafire.com/?6t16r3dp7gt2wbt - DO IT, FAGGOT!
Already the theory behind the owner who first owned the game was:
Ben was a boy who supposedly died drowning and Majora's Mask was his favorite game, so through that he's communicating to the current owner. And with all the things that happen to you in there, he probably was one really strange kid.
- 2003 - Moon Children cultists got their hands on Ben and tried to "ascend his spirit to Luna" by drowning him. Ben's spirit, however, was like, "fuck your shit," and inhabited an N64 cartridge with "MAJORA" written in sharpie across the front.
- Way-Fucking-Back When - The Moon Children cult has been around for quite some time, but they just recently got a website allowing them to communicate easier.
- Now - Jadusable (whose real name is
ChristopherMatt as evidenced in jadusable.wmv) got his hands on the cartridge from an old man at a garage sale. The old man is known to these cultists as "Drowned" or "Mr. D"...we think that he was one of the ones who killed Ben, thus why he said "Goodbye, Ben" with a smile as ChristopherMatt was walking off.
- Mr. D is reported by
ChristopherMatt in TheTruth.txt and in the original pasta to have been seen standing outside his dorm, staring up at the window. Meaning, that Mr. D and his cult buddies were coming to claim their next victim.
- Meanwhile, While This is Happening - BEN is now "infecting"
Christopher'sMatt's computer and making us all believe that he was causing ChristopherMatt harm, while in reality he was trying to warn us with the tags on the YouTube videos.
- Now these cultists have
ChristopherMatt and I'm pretty sure they've killed him ("Christopher successfully ascended yesterday. I'm so jealous."[even though our story teller's name is Matt]), but Ben is till trying to warn us.
- Tags From the YouTube Videos: "I'm sorry I couldn't save him", "terrible fate", "jadusable", "This is not me", "Children of the Moon", "Drown Me Next", "can't run from this".
Summary - Ben tried to save
Christopher Matt, he tried to tell everyone that he wasn't the one doing this, that the Moon Children were and Christopher Matt couldn't run from them, that Christopher Matt was going to suffer a terrible fate, like the one he suffered, the Moon Children believe that it's " Christopher's Matt's turn" to ascend to Luna (the Moon).
Ben is finally free from them, but he's still trying to warn us...trying to help
Christopher Matt. I don't know what the counter counts down to, but I'm not so sure it's the end of the world...it's something from Ben, another message or another warning.
What Really Happened
The "Haunted Majora's Mask Cart" story is part of an ARG (alternate reality game). It is unknown if it was planned out as an ARG from the start, or if "Jadusable" decided to turn it into an ARG after getting a ton of publicity after his videos went viral on major gaming blogs.
The current state of the "ARG" leaves Jadusable MIA, and the "ghost" from his game is now an Internet ghost running amok on the Internet, starting up websites about moon cults and leaving poorly-encrypted messages on YouTube and /x/. After failing to come up with a reasonable conclusion to the ARG, Jadusable copped out and came up with the wise idea that some asshole played the Song of Time, which resets everything back three days, endlessly repeating this cycle of faggotry until /x/ gives in to his demands or stops caring. However, this is /x/ we are talking about, so this has the potential to go on for quite some time due to the paranoid nutjobs who think there are moon cults sacrificing children in the woods behind their house in order to bring the Moon crashing into the Earth.
The Sad Saga of bleachfan614
One such believer was Jarrod Varner, aka "bleachfan614". One of the many retards from /x/ who was in a Mibbit IRC room trying to solve the mystery of the cartridge, literally believed that moon children were out to get him and everyone he cared about. In a rare Captain Cornflake sighting, brief recon pulled up Jarrod's Facebook page, which was immediately given a friend request from Ronald Reagan. Captain, masking himself as Arab, proceeded in feeding Jarrod's paranoia, instructing him that he was under surveillance and would be dealt with shortly, and Jarrod's full cooperation was requested to make things "easier on him." Freaked out and scared out of his mind, Jarrod gave in to "Horatio Alger's" demand of accepting the friend request from the former President, which led to the discovery of his home phone number.
After further feeding of Jarrod's paranoia, which included telling him that Reagan was assigned to his case, it was decided that somebody needed to call his house. While no recordings were obtained, the following summary was posted in a private IRC room:
Jarrod proceeded to FREAK THE FUCK OUT and start closing his online accounts, being sure to send his few iIternet friends "goodbye messages", warning them of the danger of the moon cult.
—Jarrod saying goodbye to his friends before the moon children get him.
—Jarrod confusing moon cults for the internet hate machine
—Jarrod's cries for mercy!
For the record, Jarrod Varner is nineteen years old, lives with his parents, and basically sits at home all day watching anime.
He is currently fearing for his life after BEN found him on Facebook. However, he tries to act hardcore by threatening him with Slenderman These threats of Slenderman did not bother BEN as he continued to taunt the stupid asspie and sent him a link to this very ED page because he'sa ghost that lives in computers so it's all very logical. Jarrod didn't take too kindly to it and promptly blocked BEN, threatening Facebook moderators to replace the Slenderman rape. BEN clearly wasn't scared because he's just a ghost.
After Bleachfan614 realized he is even on ED now, he just completely snapped into a fit of butthurt rage. Unable to deal with trolls, he sent a very angry letter to anyone who dares to upset him.
Obviously, this guy is real dangerous if he was able to combat 13 big black guys AND send them to the hospital AND get a criminal record. You better watch out for this guy!
—Jarrod threatening to kill anyone that adds him to ED.
—Jadusable, on the subject of Bleachfan614, in his interview with ZeldaInformer.
Haha guys I was trolling you!
Despite how many times Bleachfan614 tried he can't stop himself from being trolled. He then comes up with a bullshit lie that he was trolling everyone else and that he faked everything. Note his horrible attempts at playing everything off.
—Bleachfan614 trying to cover it up.
Anonymous: Armed and Dangerous?
On the evening of Saturday, Sept. 18th, it was reported that several of the fine members of /x/ were convening on Grandfather Mountain in North Carolina to stop the moon cult. How they came to the conclusion that the woods of North Carolina were involved at all has yet to be determined, but there were reports of two separate groups making the excursion:
- The first group was led by a namefag called "Yami". While it was later confirmed that they were simply a bunch of guys who wanted to be a part of the story, that didn't stop them from concocting an elaborate tale of how they visited the mountain and nobody was there, and one of them got mugged on the walk out and had to go to the hospital. Fags.
- The second group was a particularly crazy individual known to the IRC as "Kaza". While the other people talking about going to Grandfather Mountain were obviously just getting some role-playing in, Kaza seemed into the whole situation to an unhealthy level, later exclaiming that he was taking his fathers handgun and running out into the woods to "stop the moon cult." That was the last anybody heard of the aspie manchild, and we are currently awaiting the eventual news story where his partially decomposed body was found after being mauled by a bear.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT, JADUSABLE!
On September 20th, 2010, Jadusable decided to quit because he's a faggot - either that or he is a broke black person. Either way, so far two people's lives have been ruined in the panic, while Jadusable puts on his best trollface and basks in his Internet fame.
Currently he is working on a game that he hasn't really given much details into. It's unclear if it has anything to do with his current story or not. It sounds like it is going to be a puzzle solver like Nancy Drew or some shit. Basically he is just bitching about how hard it is to make a game and how broke he is. Go to his website and you will see nothing but butthurt virgins spamming u mad and various other memes. Most likely he will start asking for donations soon where he will most likely spend it on a WoW subscription.
- A News Report on The real 'BEN' who drowned in 2007 and has continued to haunt a video game cartridge until his death is avenged
- Full website detailing the story and the ARG.
JadusablesBEN's YouTube account
- The Facebook fanpage.
- A pretty shitty article about it on /x/enopedia.
- Confused about what's going on? Look here.
- Bleachfan614's YouTube page, it's just as sad.
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