Heather Lind

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According to Heather, this is where George grabbed her ass

Heather G. Lind (Born March 22, 1983) is another no name actress, not even famous enough for most people to even know who the hell she is or what for shit Tv show she is on because no one was even aware that AMC had a show called Turn: Washington's Spies with her in it. She actually, seriously, believes that if she follows the past press fad concerning how women begged our Great god emperor to grab their pussies or the more current fad of libtards having to turn on one of their own like Harvey Weinstein because it got too big to ignore and if she goes on and on about how an almost 90-year-old, crippled and senile Former President George H.W. Bush Almost raped her from his wheel chair when he grabbed her ass and told her a dirty joke, more than 4 years ago, in 2013, that she'll instantly jump straight up into the big times and become a household name like Tom Cruise, without all the crazy getting attached to her name. Lind believes that in a matter of months she'll be getting the big roles when she gets her 15 minutes of fame being the mouth piece for women's group teaching America's little girls that it's only alright to be a Democratic president's fuck toy.


   
 
What comforts me is that I too can use my power, which isn't so different from a President really
 

 
 

—Heather Lind repeating what everyone already knows, that actors are egotists that think themselves as law givers and politicians


Who The Hell Is Heather Lind[edit]

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No one really knows as she wasn't ever worthy of having a Wikipedia article until 25 October 2017 when she became relevant and it came out that a Former Americunt President, that wasn't a member of the democratic party, grabbed her ass and told her a dirty Joke.
All anybody knows is that she was born in Pennsylvania, has a twin sister named Christina Bennett Lind that is slightly more talented, better looking and famous than her. Heather Lind also had a small role playing Margaret Thompson's maid in the HBO series Boardwalk Empire. As an actress there is nothing outstanding about her or her career, voice actors have earned more recognition.
Most people have probably never even heard of her up until now and the only reason she is showing up on ours or anyone's radar is because she claimed Former U.S. President George HW Bush Almost raped her when he grabbed her ass. In exactly one week and a day America will have forgotten that she ever existed if they haven't already.

Almost Raped[edit]

Heather Lind was terrified of this. I Guess the thought of rolling him down a flight of stairs never crossed her mind.

Unlike every woman that has every been at a retirement home, or what kids today are calling Nazi Death Camps For The Old, and had a colostomy bag in a wheel chair try to impress them with a Dirty Joke while touching a little ass simply for the reason because it wasn't drooping past her ankles - Heather Lind is unwilling to let it go.
Being 90-years-old, on oxygen, senile, having a form of Parkinsons and first welcoming her as his daughter, Former President George HW Bush is obviously in full control of all his mental facilities and should be dragged through the mud as punishment a full 4 years after the event because some never was, almost in her 40s actress is trying to put her carreer on the same life support machine that Former President Bush's care givers plug him into every night because it is winding down and the liberal media is more than willing to give her the chance to reignite her career because the current presidential administration is unpopular with them.
Like every girl that has been told "What do you want us to do", sarcastically by a police detective when trying to report a guy that was dry rubbing her ass with his hard dick, through their clothes, on the subway - girls really need to get it through their little heads that the law doesn't change simply because the person is more important and belongs to a political party that they don't support.

What Really Happened[edit]

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According to Lind, George was raping her here the whole time

According to a press release by Former President Bush's staff it seems that Former President Bush, being 90 years old at the time of Heather Lind's accusations, has upper body weakness that causes his arms to fall down and Heather Lind was made well aware of this before the photo shoot along with his liking to tell the same dirty joke over and over as a way to smooth things over when it does happen.
Many social media users are suggesting that Heather lind is either trying to draw attention away from Harvey Weinstein's career as a producer that is best described as one rape quickly following another or that she was caught up in another actresses attempts at being relevant again when Alyssa Milano tried to restart the ancient meme of #MeToo that suggest that only Wimmins can be raped or sexually assaulted because it only wants women answer the meme with a description of their assault. We can only guess that instance of a young boy and a Priest never happened, at least to them.
Since Heather Lind has deleted the instagram post where she accuses Former President Bush of almost raping her, a lot of people are saying that the press release from Former President Bush's office reminded her of being told this beforehand and out of embarrassment she removed the post.
Even disreputable news sources like CNN have been looking for a comment with no current response from Heather Lind. CNN has been asking that if the picture on the right is the one that Lind says Former President Bush was almost raping her the whole time it was being taken, then why doesn't her face show it? If she is being traumatized the whole time with a life changing event as Lind describes it, them how can she keep smiling or show no visual signs of trauma on her face?


Heather's Deleted Instagram Post Accusing Former President Bush Of Almost Raping Her[edit]

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I was disturbed today by a photo I saw of President Barack Obama shaking hands with George H. W. Bush in a gathering of ex-presidents organizing aid to states and territories damaged by recent hurricanes. I found it disturbing because I recognize the respect ex-presidents are given for having served. And I feel pride and reverence toward many of the men in the photo. But when I got the chance to meet George H. W. Bush four years ago to promote a historical television show I was working on, he sexually assaulted me while I was posing for a similar photo. He didn’t shake my hand. He touched me from behind from his wheelchair with his wife Barbara Bush by his side. He told me a dirty joke. And then, all the while being photographed, touched me again. Barbara rolled her eyes as if to say “not again”. His security guard told me I shouldn’t have stood next to him for the photo. We were instructed to call him Mr. President. It seems to me a President’s power is in his or her capacity to enact positive change, actually help people, and serve as a symbol of our democracy. He relinquished that power when he used it against me and, judging from the comments of those around him, countless other women before me. What comforts me is that I too can use my power, which isn’t so different from a President really. I can enact positive change. I can actually help people. I can be a symbol of my democracy. I can refuse to call him President, and call out other abuses of power when I see them. I can vote for a President, in part, by the nature of his or her character, knowing that his or her political decisions must necessarily stem from that character. My fellow cast-mates and producers helped me that day and continue to support me. I am grateful for the bravery of other women who have spoken up and written about their experiences. And I thank President Barack Obama for the gesture of respect he made toward George H. W. Bush for the sake of our country, but I do not respect him. #metoo

Responses To Heather Lind[edit]

   
 
You are terrible. he was 89 years old. and has some Dementia and Vascular Parkinson's. You were not sexually assaulted. You cheapen every person that was. This is not political. I have never voted for a Bush or a republican in my life. This is just wrong
 

 
 


   
 
Awards for bravery don't belong to women who post on Instagram. I've been loathe [sic] to comment on things like this but this was the last straw. I'm not denying anyone's "truth," and I am not saying that sexual harassment or assault don't cause most victims to feel fear and shame, but I am saying that it isn't all the same. It isn't equal. And if you think this post is going to help the women trapped by husbands still beating them, the women who will be brutally raped tonight, the little girls being turn [sic] apart by they're [sic] own protectors, you're wrong. All this does is diminish their realities. This isn't bravery. This is not courage. To be one of the millions now?
 

 
 


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