Hepday

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Hepday, celebrated every Jewly 31st, celebrates two events. The first and foremost being the liberation of Hepatista prisoners being held by black person forces during the great Turban Conflict of 1983. Second, and much less notably, it is hepkitten's birthday.

In 2005, jesuitx and weev of Bantown made a song to commemorate Hep's 27th birthday. In 2006 the tradition continued with another track honoring Hep's 28th birthday.

Happy Birthday @ Hep[edit]

Fat Slut
I hope you get raped by Serbians
Fat Slut
Fat Slut
Fat Slut
I hope you get raped by Serbians
Happy Birthday you big fat whore
Happy Birthday you big fat slut
Happy Birthday Hepkitten
Happy Birthday Hepkitten
Happy Birthday Hepkitten
You big fat slut
Happy Birthday Hepkitten
Happy Birthday (Happy Birthday) Hepkitten
Happy Birthday Hepkitten
You big fat slut

--Copyright 2005 Bantown. Lyrics by weev and jesuitx. Music by jesuitx

Happy Birthday @ Hep, Again[edit]

I told you before that you were a slut
and that I wanted you to get raped by the Serbians
and I'll say it again because the feeling is so true
I hope you get raped by the Serbians
It is your birthday little girl
It is your birthday you fat slut
It is your birthday little girl
It is your birthday you fat cunt


you stupid fat slut
stop eating twinkies while yuriy puts it in your butt
outside DC's Serbian embassy there's a statue
the country's hero, the man who molested you
I give him mad props, he is a true pimp
so much better than your current gimp
your face is worse than jpegs dot on dot nimp dot org
makes my dick go limp like the thought of shiloh as a cyborg
happy birthday slut, i hope this song rings as true
as tehdely frotting with fags, we fucking hate you


Oh on this great day, this birthday of yours
I hope you realize that you're the biggest of whores
Oh hep, oh hep, oh yea yea yeahhh

--Copyright 2006 Bantown. Lyrics by weev and jesuitx. Music by jesuitx

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