|Hermie is a pedophile AND a horse fucker! WOW!|
—Hermie, While blanking this article, and failing miserably.
Hermie, also known as SirIrontailFratley or Michael Herman, is a 23-year-old manchild, gun nut, and anti-religious asshole who seems to think that trolling people with shenanigans like setting a Bible on fire (for which he was banned from pedo-fap depository FurAffinity) and simultaneously preaching about logic and reason is not the height of hypocrisy.
This particular breed of atheist faggot is usually a suburban basement dweller in their late teens and early 20s who live an easy life and need something to fuel their fursecution complex. This pathetic disease does not always cure itself since some people never grow the fuck up. They masturbate to Richard Dawkins documentaries and think that freaking out their Methodist parents is the height of rebellion. Despite being anti-religious, they seem to enjoy sucking TheAmazingAtheist's divine cock on a regular basis.
When he isn't making profound statements about religion such as setting fire to books, he is fucking animals and bragging about it on furaffinity.
Proof of Horse Sex
Hermie has been known, on several occasions, to engage in beastiality with dogs, wolves, and just about any four legged friend he can get his hands on, but his favorite prey are horses. He has been banned from FA for posting his disturbing stories of animal sex and sick fuck yiffery. It is unknown how many dog's colons he has ruptured, but the number is certainly high.
—Hermie, you can't censor the truth my friend.
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Hermie's Reaction to this Article
Did we mention that he is not at all mad about being featured here at Encyclopedia Dramatica? That is why he has tried to remove mention of himself so many times, and tried to cover up his butthurt by pretending to be an internet badass.
That's right, Ladies and Gentlemen - he doesn't care that he's been featured on ED. Not at all! But at least he cares enough to blank this page repeatedly, and still deny having ever fucked his horses, despite all the evidence stacked against him. So not only does Hermie fail hard at trolling ED, his whiney logic is faulty as fuck to boot, too.
—Learned his IP skillz from Mike Sandy
Since being banned from Furaffinity, the Needed Articles page on the furry portal has been countlessly vandalized with Hermie's entry being blanked on a consistent basis; this article itself has also received its share of page blanking since its creation. He does not seem to understand that vandalism is pointless.
Known Vandal Accounts
- Attention Whore
- Internet Tough Guy
- Prince Jeremy
- Unwarranted Self Importance
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