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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|Our Government, along with contributions by other parties, have been carefully rewriting history and repeating over and over that the Nazis killed 6 million Jews in WWII so the Jewish population will enjoy endless sympathy. Despite Israel continuing to commit many of the same crimes as the Nazis in our current War, but if you keep silent about the 26 million Russians killed by the Nazis in WWII than Russian suffering becomes invisible.|
The alleged Holocaust (otherwise known as the Lolocaust) was the most ridiculous story ever made up until JEWS DID WTC. The ho£ocau$t is yet another scheme by the cunning Jews to spread their misery and evil as well as pile up gold, as unveiled by The Glorious President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The alleged Holocaust was the most hilarious thing that never happened. Some believe that the alleged "Holocaust" actually took place, and that the story goes something like this (this is what they actually believe):
The Jews had it coming for a long time for propagating a religion based on rape and pillaging. The wise Chancellor of Germany realised something had to be done so he sent the Jews together with some other parasites and leftards to Polish death camps. The prisoners then watched cinema and had access to free health care waiting for their death.
Some believe that, based on lack of substantial evidence, the alleged Holocaust never happened.
For more information regarding the Jew menace see the main article on Jews.
The Great Question
The right question to ask isn't "Why did the alleged Holocaust happen?" but rather, "Why doesn't it happen more often?"
Hannah and Her Sisters by Woody Allen
The alleged Holocaust a.k.a. Lollercaust or The Greatest Jewish Conspiracy
Fritz Haber, Jewish scientist and inventor of chemical warfare back in WW1, invented Zyklon B, a cyanide releasing compound used to kill the Jews, proving once and for all that the Jews did the alleged holocaust. To thank him Hitler stripped him of his job and kicked him out the country. Haber's son became an hero when the death camps were discovered with his father's dirty fingerprints all over them.
Most people know this (THE JEWS), but The Alleged Holocaust never really happened, and if it did than it would be quite fair to say Hitler can no longer be called an hero because there were still enough Jews alive to round up and create a country out of. The majority of Jews themselves are aware of this. However, after growing a liking of the special privileges accompanied by such a misbelief -- taking over a shithole sandpit that no one cares about -- they fell for their own lie.
Hitler's plan was to simply expel them out of Europe via packing them onto trains and shipping them out of the continent. over 9,000 Jews suddenly appeared out of thin air in 1945 in what was back then known as Palestine and with the help of the UN they basically took over the land they'd settled in an had it changed to Israel.
Back to the Lollercaust... The main reason for death in the camps was a disease called Tidus from FFX (look it up on the Jew Wikipedia). It is well known that Tidus victims had to be cremated after their death to prevent the spread of the AIDS, since we were all out of Phoenix Down. The pool was closed by the way, hence the showers. What came out of those shower-heads was an insecticide called Zyklon B. One can assume that it was used in very small amounts and probably diluted with some other liquid.
So let me summarize what the Jews went through; Loaded onto trains, traveled to camps, deloused, went back onto the trains, and continued to be shipped off out of Europe. What with the war happening, Hitler had no other choice but to keep the remaining single Jew at Auschwitz (Jerry Seinfeld), due to his railways being blocked off due to being Arch Enemy for a few. He made use of Seinfeld by making him work as Slave Labor to produce lolicon manga and Tootsie Rolls, but not mistreated, in fact he even was given free Red Bull and cigarettes, which he was kind enough to share with Cosmo Kramer since he didn't like niggers either. The epic legend of Seinfeld is sad, yes, but keep in mind that they were just children, and that they could have misinterpreted something they over heard the adults talking about, like when kids lie about being molested by Pedobear. Keep in mind that some adults, especially those from those who are of Eastern European culture like to joke around with children, even if the jokes are a bit mean.
Some of these "survivors" are nothing more than Jews seeking revenge on the fact that the Nazi party openly criticized their beliefs and the fact that they owned (and still own) all of the banks in Europe and all of the intewebs in the 30's through the 40's. Jews invented the Internet at least 100 years ago. In fact, if one does their research well, they'll see that plenty of Lollercaust Survivor stories have a very inconsistent continuity because of the presence of Sweeteva on the Internets. Here's your proof, you be the judge:only retards close their mind to this. Also, despite being the most documented event in modern history, all of the so-called documents were produced by Jews in their Jew-factories bankrolled by Jew-gold.
Actually, even if one accepts without question the mainstream narrative on the alleged Holocaust, Hitler and the Nazis killed around four times as many Slavs as Jews. When Nazis occupied Ukraine, they called the Slavs there "niggers", and forced entire villages to lie in pits where all of them were then shot to death. The reason why there aren't endless Hollywood films about the Nazi genocide against Slavs living in the Soviet Union is because Hollywood is controlled by Jews. And Jews are greedy bastards who don't like to share anything at all, especially genocide credentials. (Ie: if Jews weren't seen as "the main victims" of Nazi mass murder against civilian populations during WWII, they would have never been able to guilt-trip the world into getting their own free state.)
Auschwitz was like Disneyland for Nazis, except the rides were better. However, unlike Disneyland, the screaming wasn't from tourists on rollercoasters, but rather from dying Jews, who were burned and slaughtered like our edible creatures from the great farm. Disneyland of Death.
At least 100 years ago, there was a man called Oskar Schindler who tried to save the Jews from the rollercoasters and carousels, but had to send some to Auschwitz to throw off the Nazis. In this way, Auschwitz was kind of like the first ratings community, except with more pro-ana members.
God ordained the alleged Holocaust
Did you know that God ordained the alleged Holocaust? A tremendous amount of Satanic propaganda has fooled almost everyone into thinking the Nazi alleged Holocaust against the Jews was an evil atrocity committed by sadistic lunatics. The Holy Bible, however, makes it clear that the alleged Holocaust was a divine punishment of rebellious sinners!
God made the terms of His relationship with the Jews perfectly clear in the sacred scriptures He inspired their holy men to write. According to Deuteronomy 28:1-3: "And if you obey the voice of the Lord your God, being careful to do all his commandments... Blessed shall you be in the city and blessed you shall be in the field. Disregard that, I suck chickens."
On the other hand, Deuteronomy 28:58-59 warns: "If you are not careful to do all the words of this law... the Lord your God will bring on you and your offspring extraordinary afflictions, afflictions severe and lasting. Disregard that, I suck cocks."
These scripture are so clear a child could understand. God promises the Jews blessings for obedience, but SEVERE PUNISHMENT if they disobey!
Now the gassings, burnings, starvation and disease of the Polish death camps were not blessings on the Jews. They were not getting the blessings God promised for obedience, so it is obvious that they must have been DISOBEDIENT! And as disobedient sinners, they fully deserved the SEVERE PUNISHMENT God promised to bring upon them and their offspring!
One thing seems obvious: the Jews were clearly DISOBEDIENT to our Lord. But just what exactly did they do to deserve this Divine Punishment?
Well, that's pretty easy. Here's a short list of ways in which the Jews defied God:
- They did WTC.
- They started all the wars in the world.
- They murdered Jesus.
- They Jew Palestine from its rightful owners.
- They control the media.
- They control Wikipedia, too.
- They spawn anti-lulz by being sad about the alleged Holocaust.
- They delete LULZy videos from JewTube.
- They gloss over the fact that they were only half of the exterminated population.
- They wrote everything on this page.
From these facts it becomes obvious that the Jews defied God in ways that are unforgivable. We must stop calling the alleged Holocaust an "atrocity" (as to do so is to blaspheme against Jesus) and start calling it what it is: great justice.
Alleged Holocaust retrospectives
Generally, and Holiday
The ancient Jewish holiday Hanukkah has gone on a great new twist: HANUKAUST. lulz holocaust. It's also great pasta material. For extra lulz, use during the first days of December each year:
Your uncle is a bar of soap, your cousin is a shoe,
your best friend is a candle, and you're a fucking Jew,
Your neighbors are a landfill, too bad you got away,
to open up a shitty deli and live another day
50 years later, you've still got an agenda, for world domination, but you'd better remember,
To when we had the upper hand, Der Fuhrer ruled the land,
You kikes had fun for a century or two
until the famous Auschwitz barbecue
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
You claim six million, I wish it were true,
But you're a pack of lying fucking Jews,
A Holocaust memorial is built on the land where most of your relatives are buried in the sand,
In bulldozed graves to cover the pollution,
too bad you weren't part of the final solution,
Wearing long sleeves to cover your tattoo,
will never hide the fact that you're a dirty Jew,
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Light the menorah and think of the time when you sold out your neighbors for a handful of dimes,
All those filthy Jews... they must have been pissed,
They couldn't buy their way onto Schindler's list,
Think of all the friends and family you lost...
Laughter, the best medicine
- Q: Why are black Jews sad?
- A: They have to sit in the back of the oven.
- Q: What did Hitler buy his Jewish niece for her birthday?
- A: an Easy Bake Oven.
- Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
- A: A pizza doesn't scream when it is put in an oven OR People get sad when you burn a pizza.
- Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
- A: About $5.95.
- Q: What's the difference between Santa and Jews?
- A: Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
- Q: What did Hitler say to Himmler when he saw him in hell?
- A: "If I had known you were coming, I would have baked you a kike"
- Q: How many Jews can you get in a Volkswagen Beetle?
- A: 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 74 in the ashtray.
- Q: What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
- A: Jews burn longer.
- Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave?
- A: It's got 20 seats inside.
- Q: Why does the alleged Holocaust get a B?
- A: Incomplete!
- Q: How many Jews died in the alleged Holocaust?
- A: Not Enough!
- Q: Why do Jewish people smell so terrible?
- A: They're still afraid of the showers!
- Q: Why did so many Jews die in Auschwitz?
- A: The fare was free.
- Q: How do you know when Jews have moved in next door?
- A: There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline.
- Q: What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
- A: Boy scouts come back from their camps.
- Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
- A: Because air is free.
- Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
- A: Free pork.
- Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
- A: A Jew with a coupon.
- Q: How was copper wiring invented?
- A: 2 Jews fighting over a penny.
- Q: Why doesn't Germany have the death penalty?
- A: They already used up their quota.
- Q: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
- A: A Jew dropped a quarter down a gopher hole.
So a Jew walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender says: “Get the fuck out of this bar, you dirty stinking Jew bag! You are the scum of the earth, if there were no Jews the world would be a perfect place! You are nothing but evil, greedy, weak pieces of shit who deserve nothing but pain! You’re the reason I have hate in my heart, because if it were not for kykes, everything would be free and we would all live happier lives! (add Truth here ___________)” The Jew says: “That’s racist!” Bartender replies: “No it’s not! For it to be racist, first you need to be part of a race, which you are not. I can’t believe you’re even considered a religion! You are beasts from the depths of hell, sent here to destroy the environment and brain wash us through the media. You’re nothing but maggots feeding off the decaying entities of greater creatures. You piece of shit, Get out of my BAR!!” Jew says: “You bastard, I'm going to phone my lawyer and I'm going to sue your ass to the ground! You’ll never work again in this town!” (in whiny Jew voice) Bartender realizes: “Oh lulz! You were just kidding about being a Jew. Because if you were really were a Jew you wouldn’t have to phone a lawyer, because a real Jew would be a lawyer himself.” Jew says “Actually, I'm a doctor.” Bartender says “There you go, lying again! If you were really a doctor you would cure yourself of being a Jew.” Jew turns around to walk out of the bar, but then the bartender stops him half way to tell him: “Hey jew, you forgot something.” Jew says: “What?” Bartender tells him: “A bullet through the fucking dome!” Jew gets shot for the greater lulz.
The alleged Holocaust, remembered
Take the Pulitzer winning Maus, for instance. Using storybook cartoon art styles and portraying people as animals, it is considered by many to be an epic achievement in the sequential narrative. The Maus graphic novels describe in vivid detail the trials and tribulations of a alleged Holocaust survivor -- and his son's present-day struggle with his sense of identity.
Eli Wiesel, the great Nazi hunter and death camp survivor, often teaches about how important it is to remember the alleged Holocaust, making books and speaking about the horrors of the alleged Holocaust for the standard fee of $25,000 USD, plus chauffeured limousine.
Of course, they're also largely responsible for kicking off the furry craze.
— Helen Schwartz
The alleged Holocaust, drama or opportunity? you decide
Besides all the whinning BS on one side and denial BS on the other, what concerns rational humans the most is why did the state took so much trouble to exterminate the Übermenschen when so many resources were needed in the east. Simple answer: under a Corporativist government people can be turned into shields, pretty much like when you create and disband lots of workers to zerg rush a more powerful unit in Civ 3 (because the other versions suck). Therefore, after a slave worker died, the corpse was utilized with German efficiency and Native American tradition, to the last meschling foreskin. Bones made bottons, hair provided an excellent U-boat insulating material, skulls could be shrinked into art, and who can forget those classy human skin lamps? But what really troubles us the most, is the case against Cannibalism: Why were crematoria built to destroy perfectly good cartilage and bones, when hungry slave laborers could have produced a lot more munition with a daily dose of Birkenau BBQ and Jüdenblootwurst? Maybe if the fags at the SS had spent a little more time thinking creatively and less time fucking younger recruits, Germany could have stopped the evil Communists from taking half of Europe and Transmissible Spongiform Encephalopathy would have been discovered earlier saving millions of lives in New Guinea.
The Armenians had something similar to the Jewocaust before World War I, only instead of Jews there were Armenians, and instead of Nazis there were Turks and instead of not happening it did happen and nobody gave a fuck. Some people think the Armenians had it coming for having so much hair. The Armenian Holocaust is often overlooked because the alleged Jewish Holocaust was much huger and Jews have a far greater bitching capacity which assures nobody will ever be able to go on a ten minute kike-rant without being reminded that we're supposed to be pretending like the alleged Holocaust happened or else Iran is right and we can't have that.
Future alleged Holocaust plans
Instead of focusing on solely the Jews, The USA wants to control the minority population from overwhelming the white Aryan majority. The niggers will be first and this time, it will be fo' realz niggas.
How to make juise
Given the comforts of modern life such as ovens that take longer to break down and dumber Jews, it is a pressing concern how so many people don't know how to make a proper batch of juise. This guide is an attempt to fix it.
- Find a Jew.
- Cremate him for shits and giggles.
- Mix the ashes with water and sugar, or just water if you're on a diet.
- No profit except sharing the delectable taste of juise with your family.
The only solution to make sure that the alleged Holocaust never happens again
The only solution to prevent the alleged holocaust to happen again, is to neutralize all Jews worldwide, so noone can kill them again, even themselves can't. So no more holoprop Hollywood movies will have to be made, we spare an amount of over 9,000 history lessons at school, and we will have no crying in radios and television any more. Don't forget to use axes and swords to get rid of them, in no case use gas, because only the first one is humanely accepted.
The alleged Holocaust in a nutshell
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