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Hugh Jidette on National Debt
Hugh is pro-debt, his goals are to double, or triple the debt and just stick our kids with the tab cause srsly the bastards deserve it. To raise unnecessary spending, and increase our debt, he will borrow more money from the chinks, and will buy everyone in the United States, Ponies, and Pie. Because srsly who doesn't love ponies or pie?
—President Candidate Jidette addressing his failbook fans with a brilliant idea.
Hugh Jidette on Taxes
As President Hugh will lower our tax rate to 0% and then raise or drop as he pleases. He promises to use the money gained from US taxes to help build roads, bridges, and schools, but not here, overseas, and he will keep using our taxes to help pay over $100 billion dollars in interest to foreign lenders, helping their economy, while hurting the United States economy.
The war on terrorism
Hugh Jidette doesn't give a flippin' fuck about terrorism, or war, which is why he has nevar mentioned them. When asked, "What is your take on Terrorism?" He replied, "Vote for me, and everyone will receive a pony and a pie!"
History and other useless information
Not much is known about Hugh Jidettes background, all that can be judged of him is he knows what the hell everyone wants, and doesn't give a shit about anyones children, he will only kiss your baby because he's glad he wont have to deal with the National Debt as he is an old bastard, but going off of his Failbook profile:
Currently Running For
State: Medium rare, please
District: All your district are belong to Hugh
Party: Yes! And I also "par-TAY" as well!
Office: Slacker, but a patriotic one!
State: Of confusion
District: "of Columbia" if I have my way
Party: With other peoples money!
Hometown: Washington, DC (with your help, and lots of money!)