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Ian is the faggot who is essentially running 7chan until p4ch3c0 gets his head out of his ass and/or Xbox, or if/when Symbion ever returns from Valhalla. He lives in the Castro, which explains his love for sodomy and leather.
Ian was the chief of 7chan until he and spic had a little spat, which was resolved by the former handing ownership of the site over to taco boy. He then departed on a syrup-sipping binge, and noone saw him for the next year and a half.
<&ian> yes i am. p4ch3c0 told i could make staff decisions
<&ian> this is the third time ive said this <&ian> you have a memory proble <&jerrcs> and i dont give a fuck what he says about staff decisions <@Kinto> p4ch3c0 will love to see <&ian> the current owner isnt doing his job <&ian> the global rules have been there from day one <&jerrcs> i want his ass to get on and do his fucking job <&jerrcs> and you to stay out <&jerrcs> if anything te admins are the ones killing the site <&jerrcs> you are fucking treating our mods like shit <@Kinto> The global rules are guidelines, intended for end users. <&jerrcs> no wonder they dont mod anymore <&jerrcs> because you give them shit <&jerrcs> do you mod? NO <&jerrcs> so shut the FUCK up <&ian> jerrcs do you realise that almsot every moderator from the original team has quit <@Kinto> So? <&ian> and their opinion is that i was a good owner <&ian> and it was p4ch3c0 who screwed things up <&jerrcs> ian you are not a good owner <@Kinto> Things change, ian. <&ian> looool <&ian> change for the worse <@Kinto> Work with what you have now. <&jerrcs> if somehow you got owner, i would leave immediately <@Kinto> As opposed to what you had 2 years ago. <&ian> jerrcs: i will take the rulesd own and talk to p4ch3c0 <&jerrcs> you little shit. you threatened to ddos MY shit if we didnt give you owner <&Cryomancer> <ian> and their opinion is that i was a good owner <&Cryomancer> <ian> and it was p4ch3c0 who screwed things up <&ian> because you feel so adament on this matter <&ian> i respect this <&Cryomancer> i disagree with this <&jerrcs> i cant tell you how fucking raged that made me <&Cryomancer> sorry <&Cryomancer> but i do <&jerrcs> you are a little shit faggot asshole <&jerrcs> die in hell son of a bitch <&ian> please read what i am saying &ian (ian@anon-D21F16A8.fukt.us) Quit (User has been permanently banned from 7chan (no reason))
Ian admits being blown by a furry
<FaKeShAdOw> ian has snowkittyin his closet <FaKeShAdOw> hogtied <FaKeShAdOw> and greased <ian> no <ian> hes sleeping <ian> in my bed <FaKeShAdOw> what <FaKeShAdOw> hawt <ian> hes gonna sleep while im at school <[xAx]slash> lmfao <[xAx]slash> ian <[xAx]slash> did you rape <[xAx]slash> a dude? :[ <FaKeShAdOw> that's haet <FaKeShAdOw> er <FaKeShAdOw> hawt <ian> no <ian> he blew me <ian> ;] <[xAx]slash> rofl <[xAx]slash> is he <[xAx]slash> homo? <[xAx]slash> :< <FaKeShAdOw> what <FaKeShAdOw> yeahh he is <ian> yea <ian> gay furfay <[xAx]slash> rofl <[xAx]slash> figured <ian> furfag <FaKeShAdOw> he blew you? <FaKeShAdOw> oshi <ian> yea <FaKeShAdOw> what <FaKeShAdOw> are you going to give him mod powers now? <FaKeShAdOw> :S <ian> i actually said i was going to <ian> before he blew me <ian> :| <ian> he is mod on /fur/ and /b/ <[xAx]slash> :| <[xAx]slash> rofl <[xAx]slash> ian <[xAx]slash> was he <[xAx]slash> atleast <[xAx]slash> GOOD? <FaKeShAdOw> come to think of it i wouldn't be able to resist iancock either <ian> <[xAx]slash>: very <ian> ;] <FaKeShAdOw> oh lawd <FaKeShAdOw> D:
—Ian, on faggotry
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