Idiot

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Not to be confused with: EDiot.

A common idiot

An idiot is a foolish or stupid person. Idiots are what make the world go 'round and are the lifeblood of the internets. Once upon a time, idiots on the Internets were mostly confined to AOL, but now they constitute a preponderance of email users, crapp reviewers, bloggers, and journalists. IRL, idiots breed continuously, quickly infesting any area in which they are introduced. How do you know if you're an idiot? To find out click here.

Idiocy on the Internet[edit]

Idiots often drive SUVs
Autism!!
Idiots protest against ED.
"Beware!!! if someone smokes that stuff within 50ft. of you it will show up on a drug test that you are a total fucking idiot...and it will make baby Jesus cry..."
"You are a total fucking idiot and emo is about the biggest joke ever. All of you are going to need support groups later in life."
"Somehow the SUV rage has flung over to the EU. Most of the SUV owners are idiots anywayz quoting one owner: 'I don't care if it kills somebody else as long as I'm safe.'"
"You are a complete idiot, and beyond any hope, any reason and chance of ever being useful to anyone or anything at all. You really should just kill yourself."
"this is just straight nasty hot fireEEEE!!!"
"YES!!! I JUST BEATED THE GANE!"

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A handy chart for comparison. You fall somewhere on the left.

How to be an Idiot[edit]

2004 UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION BALLOT

GEORGE W. BUSH (R)
JOHN KERRY (D)
RALPH NADER (I)
WRITE-IN (OTHER): ________________

Or...

GEORGE W. BUSH (R)
JOHN KERRY (D)
RALPH NADER (I)
WRITE-IN (OTHER): ________________

Or...

GEORGE W. BUSH (R)
JOHN KERRY (D)
RALPH NADER (I)
WRITE-IN (OTHER): ________________

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