Don't believe in Satan Claus and Easter bunny- believe in imaginary girlfriends who hold your cock and lovingly caress your balls. 90.01% of internet users who claim to have girlfriends actually have imaginary girlfriends.
Instead of searching for real girlfriends on google porn, as most other guys do, they masturbate while either looking at an attention whore's Facebook or thinking about their friend's girlfriend and pretending she's their girlfriend. If someone tells you they have an imaginary girlfriend, they are horny and going through puberty, beyond repair, and most likely need e-psychiatry
It's also possible for girls to have imaginary boyfriends, but these women/girls are Twilight fans so there's no hope for them anyway. These imaginary boyfriends are often cartoon characters, Japanese band members, and other such. Instead of masturbation, they fingerbang.
- Body Pillows - How Japs and Weeaboos bring their imaginary girlfriends to life.
- Chris Chan - His involves Sonic characters.
- Dying Alone
- Internet celebrity
- Internet model
- Mai Waifu - Imaginary girlfriends for weeaboos
- Manti Te'o
- Peter Coffin - Was outed rather publicly for making up a girlfriend
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