Imeem

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Typical "artists" you will see on the main page.

Imeem was a failure of a social media website which allowed users to upload music and videos that suck ass. Most of the music that was uploaded and featured was rap and emo music that requires no talent to make. Moreover, the videos that were posted did not even stream half of the time. The ones that did stream were incredibly horrid in their own unique ways. The userpages that were made by the users of the website were horrible considering the fact that you could only move around boxes (just like Facebook amirite?) and change the background colors and theme of the webpage. Some users believed that paying to have a premium account was worth it and actually made them better than you. This was incredibly not true due to the fact that all a premium account did was allow the user to see the stupid statistics of how many people went to your page; It also added more themes for your profile which no one cared about. One who actually cared about this stuff was full of fail and deserves to become an hero.

30 Second Previews[edit]

Around early 2007, Imeem had a lawsuit filed against them by the RIAA. The creators went batshit insane making all of the songs 30 second previews. This decision made all of the users butthurt causing half of them to leave while the rest of the users bitched. Later on though, Imeem enabled some songs to be full songs instead of being jews and making all of the songs 30 second previews to cover their asses. Still, people bitched about this by making groups and petitions (which never work EVER).

Spam[edit]

People think that spamming chain spam messages really helps them, but it does not and they fail at life.

Typical spam message on Imeem:

   
 
DONT READ THIS U WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN ATLEAST 2 DAYS NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY SEND THIS TO OVER 5 VIDEOS AND WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHED NAME WILL APPER ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS S SO SCARY BECAUS E IT REALLY WORK

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Spammer

Mailbox[edit]

The mailbox is one of the most exploited features on Imeem. Many of the messages that a use may get are either chain mails or shared music/playlists. Only obnoxious people do this to make themselves feel more important than you. When one responds to the sender, usually the sender will ask who are or say a little speech about how you should not talk to them.

Typical Message:
   
 
Hay guys!!!!!!11!11! I am so exited 4 teh new Jonas Brothers album! R u exited 2????? plz messege mi bak! <3<3<3
 

 
 

— Random Imeem User

imeem Sellout[edit]

On December 9, 2009, Dalton Caldwell, owner of imeem, sold his website itself out to MySpace for less than $1,000,000 to become Rupert Murdoch's bitch. It currently is being raped by Tom as MySpace Music and didn't tell anyone about it.

Upon this transaction, the imeem app immediately stopped working for over 9000 13 year old boys and 16 year old girls.

Popular Songs[edit]

A rapper thinking about chiggin n' wamelon.

Here are some popular songs that are commonly listened to on Imeem:

Videos[edit]


Typical music that Imeem users listen to.

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