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Internet Disease Chart

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The Internet Disease Chart is a definitive catalog of the diseases many claim to have, and what they really have.

Name Pic Self-Diagnosis Our Diagnosis
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Internet Humanitarian

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Victimized crusading gamer

Bravesgirl5 Bravesgirl5-3.jpg

Fan of the braves

Mission: MySpace Mmsdefault.jpg

King of internet humanitarians

Mediacrat Joshua.jpg

Unlimited disposable income

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Internet Humanitarian

Sektie Youarenotfatsektie.jpg

FreeBSD tsarina

Audreynoland AudreyEmo.jpg

A real person with real feelings

Duke Otterland Dukeicon.jpg

Purple otter with antlers from anthropia

Emilie Autumn Emilie Autumn With Violin.jpg

Fuckwad Victorian girl and inventor of wheelchairs, corsets, mental illness, glitter, tea, dinosaurs and goats.

Chris Crocker Moar.png

Important, edgy, popular homosexual pop media darling

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Wise and well-informed observer of politics and actuality, brings teh naked truth on FA and LJ

The Unknown Autobot The Unknown Secret Fatty.png

Autobot corsair and Trollbuster, protector of the Furry and Weeaboo Kindreds.

Christian Weston Chandler Scarychris.jpg

TRUE and HONEST STRAIGHT high-functioning autistic virgin with rage looking for a sweetheart. Also apparently has multiple personality disorder.

Liz_Shaw LizHambeast.jpg

Planning domination of the Australasian media, singer, writer, gym and news junkie.

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Internet Disease Chart is part of a series on Psychology
Antisocial personality disorder Hannibal Lector.jpg Mental illness & Disorders

AcrotomophiliaAddictionAgoraphobiaAlcoholismAlexis Pilkington SyndromeAlzheimer'sAnorexiaAntisocial personality disorderAnthropophobiaAnxietyADDADHDAsperger's SyndromeAutismBimboficationBipolarBorderline personality disorderBug ChasingBulimiaDeep thinkerDepressionDick ImpalementDown's SyndromeDyslexiaEating disorderFactitious disorderFake SchizophreniaFauxlimiaFeminismGender dysphoriaGirl on the Internet SyndromeHeterophobiaHero ComplexHFAHistrionic Personality DisorderHutchence's SyndromeHyperbolimiaInadequacyInconsistent personality disorderInsanityLiberal Butthurt SyndromeLow Self-esteem'Missing White Woman' SyndromeMultiple personality disorderNapoleon ComplexNarcissistic personality disorderNeurotypicalObsessive Compulsive DisorderParanoiaParanoid personality disorderPeter Pan SyndromePost-Traumatic Stress DisorderPsychopathyRetardationSchizophreniaSeasonal Affective DisorderSelf-diagnosisSelf InjurySexsomniaSickfuckerySociopathySocial anxiety disorderSpecial Snowflake SyndromeTrolling Induced Transsexuality SyndromeTulpaUnrealistic expectationsVictim complex


AcrotomophiliaAquaphiliaArborphiliaAudiophiliaAutogynephiliaBalloon FetishBestialityCarmen Electra complexCross DressingDollfiliaEmetophiliaEmosexualityEproctophiliaFatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • FetishismFoot FetishFurniture PornFurrismGoo girlGuroHeterophiliaHomophiliaInflation FetishJapanophiliaJungle FeverLesbian pedophiliaLotion PlayMacrophiliaMaiesiophiliaMechanophiliaMpregNecrophiliaObjectophiliaOedipial ComplexParaphiliaPedophiliaPlushophiliaPregnant LoliPregnophiliaQuicksand FetishRangerphiliaSpectrophiliaStatuephiliaTrichophiliaVoraphiliaWet and Messy FetishismWetlookXenophiliaYellow feverZoophilia


Chronic Troll SyndromeDeletionismE-goE-PsychiatristE-PsychiatryETDHivemindI-DosingI have a 140 IQIRC DiseaseImaginary girlfriendInternet Disease & Internet Disease ChartInternet poverty delusionsInternet RehabInternet troll personality disorderMega ultra super geniusNerdy Fandom Gateway TheorySex by associationLulz-BlindnessWikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases


ask.fmBrainwashingHypnosisMilgram ExperimentScientologyStanford Prison ExperimentThe Hivemind Corollary


Above Top SecretB/Bodies Under SiegeCYOCChatrouletteDefense Industries

See also:

American Psychiatric AssociationAngerASMRChild abuseConscienceDreamDSMEnlightenmentIntelligenceLobotomyPsychiatristySerial KillersTake the meat bridgeThe Law of ConformityTrigger Warning