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Internet license

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X-treme faggotry is considered a 3rd degree Internet criminal offense.
An Internet license is the legal document that enables you to use the internets. When you are caught by Internet police doing something unbelievably fucktarded OL, you will have to go to Internet court. If you are found guilty of extremely grave charges, you may have your Internet license revoked, which is the hardest punishment in Internet Law.

It should be noted that Internet court only revokes Internet licenses when serious offenses against the internets are committed, like "X-treme faggotry OTI" or "Posting AIM convos".

Without an Internet license, you can't access the Internet at all; which means no email, no pr0n, no LiveJournal, no ED, and obviously, no lulz.