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The Internrt is the vapid space of nothingness that exists between the letter "e" and the letter "r" on the keyboard of various nerds and geeks. Due to a space-time anomaly, their entire sex life can fit in this space. Often, to the casual observer, this anomaly appears as a blob of indeterminate, perhaps intimate origins, or as a small particle of salty snack food - however do not lick it up, regardless of how tempting it seems. To the geek or nerd, this space represents their entire reason for existence (i.e., their virgin sexuality), and they will often bring it up in the middle of an entirely irrelevant chat, blog, community or forum thread.