furry fandom's many drama whores. His murrsona name (which may or may not be his real one) is Alexsandyr Troutnoodler. Already, you know that this guy not only guzzles otter semen, but probably fucks trout as well.is one of the
Ionotter is also one of the founding members of the Kadaitcha stalkers.
"Fuck you guys, I'm not comin'!". Thankfully they were saved for posterity by another furry fuck-face, . claims that the government is trying to infringe on furry rights by banning animal semen from aircraft. However, he later claimed to work for the American Government before deleting everything.flipped the fuck out when he found out that he wasn't allowed to bring otter semen on the plane anymore -- all the post-9/11 Jewery finally hit home. He also made sure to post this to the communities for every convention he'd planned on attending, telling them
YOU BETRAY YOU PAY
Everything is serious business to Ionotter, especially LiveJournal and the internet. God forbid you suggest that  the trusted bond of the almighty sacred friendslist might not be so secure] (hint: it's not).
This clearly shows that over-consumption of otter semen has had an adverse impact on his psyche.
The dangers of LJ
The above edit only added to his incipient paranoia:
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