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Islam (Better known as Terrorism, Fascislam, Pisslam, Jizzlam, I-scam, Shitlam, Muhammad Is Lam-E, iSlam-my-head-on-the-ground, Kebab, Goat Rape, Durka durka Muhammad Jihad, fucking bullshit and Suicide: Religious Edition) is a Dark Age cult followed by butthurt dirty, smelly, sand niggers who have absolutely no fucking idea of how to fit into the 8th century, let alone the 21st century. These sand niggers who are retarded enough to follow Islam are called Muslims (nicknames: Terrorists, Muz, Muzzies, Muztards, Mohammedans, Sandniggers, Haji's, Goat fuckers, Durka Durkas, Camel jockeys, Dune coons, Foaming Rags, Muzlamic freakazoids, Koranimals and last but not the least, The Kebab. Muslim women who wear the traditional black bin bags head-to-toe are sometimes called moving black objects). They are easily offended when you say something bad about their mental condition, and are very prone to exploding if not raping your white liberal wife so be careful around them. As Urban Dictionary says, once you hear the word "Allahu Akbar" then Run the fuck Away.
Liberals claim that "Islam" is Arabic for "Peace" and therefore Islam literally means the "Religion of Peace" (even conservatives such as W believe this) when in fact this is all wrong. Islam is directly translated to "submission", that is to the will of God. it just happened that the arabic word "Islam" sounded like "al-salaam" which is the actual word for Peace, but for retarded liberals they sounded the same and therefore just as good. This means that they have to stand towards Mecca, kneel their head into the earth and point their arse to the sky. Then they must scream "Allahu ahkbar!" and explode on the nearest Jew, Christian or Atheist, so that they can go to Heaven and be rewarded with 72 virgin Goats. Islam is a scam was created by the "prophet" Muhammad (piss be upon him) (born April 20, 571), yet another guy who heard voices in his head.
These voices told Mohammed (Piss be upon him) that his religion was a continuation of Judaism and Christianity and that those who followed these outdated religions should be converted or killed. Since he forgot about Zoroastrianism, he apparently thought that his religion was the third and final in the monotheistic trilogy. And being the third, it is inevitably the most shitty of the three (think Spiderman 3, The Matrix Revolutions or The Godfather III). However, the truth is that, as you would see in the Hajj pilgrimage on Mecca with everyone kissing the "black stone" that Muhammad supposedly found, Islam is truly about the worship of an alien meteorite that crashed in this world which just happened to be found by Abraham/Jesus/Muhammad. Lesson learned: Do not follow a religion created by a sociopathic pedophile after he found a meteor.
Sand nigger terrorists follow a magical book called The Koran, which is a slightly less lengthy version of the Holly Babble. The only difference is that it contains a somewhat more descriptive account of the Muslims' annihilation of those infidels who dared to practice peaceful religions, somewhat more child rape (which is not rape, since it's not prohibited) primarily on the part of known pedophile Muhammad. Islam (pronounced moose-limb) is also distinct from Christianity and Judaism because it has a system of mind control known as the so-called "Five Pillars"- rape, murder, slavery, pedophilia and goatfucking. All of which are considered obligatory for all Muslims because, let's face it, it's easier to take advantage of racially inferior niggers, gooks and Arabs when they pound their head into the earth five times a day and don't eat for an entire month.
Islam is a cult in which people are stoned for independent thought, being a homosexual, not covering their whole bodies (women), not wearing pajamas (men), masturbating, eating, drinking, breathing, watching TV, sleeping, reading, having fun, etc. On the other hand, it is successful in telling women to gb2 kitchen. This religion has invaded many countries all of which are run by sick fuck Muslim fanatics who spend all day reading the Queer'An. Islam currently oppresses approximately 1.5 billion Muslims, all of whom have a nasty habit of migrating to, and raping to death, Europe.
All women and children from these Muslim countries are either sold as sex slaves or sent to The UK and US to blow people up (but not if we blow them up first!). The men can marry numerous women, hence you can often stop a Muslim man with an infidel woman and Muslim women who attempt going out of kitchen is stoned to death for adultery.
Not only are Muslims terrorists and rapists, they are pedophiles who marry eight year old girls. Trafficking in CP is a legal, high-profit business amongst sand niggers, rivalling Catholics in the "List of organizations that are being watched by the FBI". Any Muslim girl can get raped at any age, because consent is always implied even if it is not necessary. Muhammad married a 6-year-old girl and had sex with her when she was nine.
However, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God's word - that is, if God is a giant asshat. Whether by suicide bomb or an heroic child rape plus murder spree, through making threatening phone calls or through biological, chemical, and/or nuclear terrorism, Islam is well-situated to trolling humanity to certain death.
Nevertheless, in one of the most raeg-inducing instances of logic fails ever, Islam is also loved by liberals everywhere because it's "exotic", and that tickles their twats, even when Islam is the complete and total opposite of everything liberalism stands for. However it doesn't matter because we all know liberals are masochists who have zero comprehension of logic and are enjoying the rape anyway: just ask Angela Merkel or anyone from Sweden.
- 1 Five Pillars of Islam
- 2 What Islam Stands For
- 3 Muhammad's "to do" list, c500AD
- 4 How to be Muslim in easy steps
- 5 History of The Religion of Peace and Tolerance™
- 6 Islamic Beliefs
- 7 Muslims: The Ultimate Moralfags
- 8 LOLJIHADU
- 9 Trolling Muslims
- 10 Myths About Islam
- 11 Allah™
- 12 Islam: How To Deal With It
- 13 Islamic Culture
- 14 Islam In Modern Society
- 15 Islamic Media
- 16 Music
- 17 See Also
- 18 External Links
Five Pillars of Islam
- Recognize Allah as the only God of the universe.
- Recognize Muhammad (a philandering fucking gigolo, war-monger-er, pedophile rapist and social outcast with a severe case of Ass Burgers) as his last prophet.
- Pray five times a day to Allah by bashing your head into the ground (causing mental retardation) and jamming your arse into someone else's face like a cow in heat.
- Blow something up, kill both yourself together with a lot of non-Muslims, or if you are a woman, pop out 8 more sand-nigglings while only being barely able to feed yourself.
- Go to Mecca and worship a black meteorite apparently sent by Allah.
What Islam Stands For
- I - Intolerance.
- S - Slavery.
- L - Lies.
- A - Anti-intellectualism.
- M - Murder.
Muhammad's "to do" list, c500AD
- Raep teh loli
- Hide in cave
- Eat hash
- Make Bad Fanfiction
How to be Muslim in easy steps
- Be a liberal who hates Western democracy
- Eat Döner Kebab
- Smash your head onto the floor
- Rape a goat
- Rape a loli
- Rape a Swedish
- Burn a Fag
- Strap a bomb to yourself
- Find the nearest Jew/Christian/Atheist/French
- ALLAHU AKBAR
- 72 VIRGINS!!!
History of The Religion of Peace and Tolerance™
Islam was created when a notorious pedophile rapist criminal autistic from Mecca named Muhammad was fleeing from Quraysh police when he was exposed by Ancient Chris Hansen as the head of a massive Child Prostitution Industry (This was why Muhammad hates having images of himself, because it reminded him of a WANTED poster). While hiding in a cave and starving due to deprivation from child sex, he somehow discovered Fanfiction.net and had the bright idea of entertaining himself by plagiarising a famous novel created by Jews known as the Bible. Like most bad fanfiction, he couldn't resist massive Canon Rape, putting overpowered idealized self-inserts of himself being pals with Jesus who will inevitably join into Muhammad's myriad world of psychotic fetishes such as raep, child raep, oppression, repression, necrophilia, genocide, mutilation, S&M, misogyny, baby fuck, Suicide Porn and the mass slaughter, torture and genocide of anyone he doesn't personally like, especially "infidels", a fancy Arabic way of saying gay people.
Solitary isolation in his cave combined with reading too much bad fanfic eventually took a toll on his sanity and multiplied his autism by a millionfold; he became unable to discern fiction from reality like a sandnigger version of Chris-chan and was convinced that a higher power was urging him to publish his badly plagiarised story known as the Quran for the entire world to read so that he can go to Heaven and rape 72 Waifus. Proud of his literary masterpiece, Muhammad went to Medina, a Jewish city, and attempted to seek sponsorship from the rich Jews there to publish his work but once the Jews realised that this was fucking copypasted they sued Muhammad for Copyright Infringement and permabanned him from Judaism forever... still, due to his Unwarranted Self-Importance, Muhammad never learned his lesson. Like Chris-chan putting his archenemy Mary Lee Walsh in his fanfic as the primary villain, Muhammad instead blamed the Jews for all the butthurt he suffered in his failure of a life and cast them as the primary villains of the story who want to troll him into being forever alone and prevent him in his Love Quest, explaining why such a blatant ripoff of Judaism had become so full of Mein-Kampf-level anti-semitism from then on.
One may expect such bad fanfiction to fail and should have been lost forever in the annals of history, but, like the Internet today, it created so much drama that it quickly became the centre of attention especially in the boring desert life of the sand niggers. Numerous goat-fucking social outcasts took pity on the aspie and, in a shitstorm that can today be only observed on 4chan and Tumblr, overran Medina's Jewish demographic with forced memes such as "MUH JIHAD" and "MUH GOATS" until they gassed the kikes to death by the sheer lethality of their combined goatshit B.O. After Medina was burned to be Jew free, Muhammad turned his attention to his other archenemy: the ruling Quraysh of Mecca who trolled him in the past. The Hijra, the start of the Muslim Calendar, was perhaps the greatest moment of Mass Sperging in Ancient History, as Muhammad and his legions of butthurt furries burned and pillaged Mecca, smashed its idols, tortured and executed the Quraysh, and had complete free time with all the women, children and of course the goats. Completing his conquest he placed his own equivalent of a Sonichu medallion (which he claimed was a meteorite) onto Mecca's central house of worship, the Kaaba, and from now on made everybody in his community submit to it forever by smashing their head into the ground to make their brains get temporary Autism in emulation of Muhammad's. Thus Islam was born, and so we learn a lesson: Fanfiction Will Definitely Ruin Your Life.
However, modern Islam has moved past these hateful traditions. It now preaches tolerance, love and turning the other cheek. It disapproves of lashing out at so-called "infidels", not even when it comes to the Israeli occupation of Palestine.
Varieties of Islam
Early on, Islam suffered a schism in much the same way that Christianity and 4chan did; Islam is now divided into Sunnis, who believe something stupid, and Shi'ites (pronounced "Shits"), who believe something that's stupid in a slightly different way and who mostly live in Iran. This all dates back to an edit war on Wikipedia sometime in the 7th century, regarding whether Ali was notable enough to include in the article. According to Sunni Islamists, Shi`ites aren't thorough Muslims, as they are controlled by Jews. The third kind of Islam is Sufism, which pulls together the pseudo-profundity of Buddhism and the obsessive compulsive disorders and unwarranted self importance of Islam to add yet more items to the long-list of things that annoy Muslims.
Golden Age of Islam
Even in the Middle East, history has nearly forgotten that Islam once had a Golden Age when they were millennia ahead of the batshit crazy God-fearing fucktards of Europe, until a necromancer named Wahhabi cast an evil spell on them that sent all their mojo out of Ottomanland forever. They didn't just drink wine, they bred some of the finest kif (that's pot, you moron) and used opium and atropine to get people so thoroughly fucked up they'd allow mad medieval scientists to do cataract surgery on them. They invented missiles, torpedoes, and manned rockets, ultimately culminating in the flying carpet, which was just the shit until the Wahhabis stole them all and flew them into buildings to put those druggie Sufi unbelievers back in their place. In reality every great country touched by Islam went backwards, including India, Iran, and Afghanistan.
Muslim world had greatly contributed to humanity. Muslims invented Islamic banking, where 2% of profit goes to terrorists, large oil reserves, sex with goats and al-cohol distillation.
The Enlightened Way Muslims Treat Women
Muslims are a funny type of people similar to Jawas, except that unlike the enlightened Jawas they live according to a ridiculous, regressive religious tradition. Although many of them feel it gives their meaningless lives some purpose, all it clearly does is prove how intellectually disabled they are.
It has been postulated that people convert to Islam because they are totally incapable of running their own lives and miss the good old days in the hugbox with mommy and daddy running their shit with an iron fist and a lot of rules. The majority of Muslims believe the world is against them and feel that their way of living is the only way. In their free time they like fapping to the Koran, making bombs, beating their wives, shooting shit with ridiculously out of date guns and killing as many infidels as possible.
Since Muslims cannot eat pork, have sex, drink, do drugs, freely express themselves, or have any fun whatsoever, they are left alone to think of plans to bring vengeance upon the infidels. In fact, Muslims invented fencing (the art of poking people with long, stiff sticks) as a way to release sexual energy, because the women are practically ghosts, in many ways, with a large exception of being able to be physically pwned.
Arabs are tops at social skills, so be beware, Muslims can ask you to donate to orphans, but then send money to terrorist families.
Muslims must pray an excessive amount of the time to Allah because he's such a huge attention whore: “I have created not the jinn and men except that they should worship Me" (somewhere in the Qur'an - Chapter 51, verse 56 to be exact]. In other words, Allah was an attention whore BEFORE attention was invented.) He then created the Universe and us so that we could talk to him 27 times day, just to tell him that he's a pretty cool guy. It's basically like having your mom calling you on your cellphone every hour of the day. They often use their religion's prayer time as a way of getting special treatment, the likes of which followers of other religions (religions which don't fly planes in to buildings) would never get.
Musfags carry ceremonial bombs strapped to their chests as commanded by Allah. Another example of this would be Muslim students expecting their courses at university to be moved to another day during Muslim holidays, all so they can recite religious gibberish in their chattering monkey accents for an unknown amount of time.
The star and crescent appear in combination in finds from in and around ancient Israel. It has been associated with the Moabites (14th or early 13th – 6th century BC), as the symbol or symbols appear on what are thought to be Moabite name seals. Crescents appearing together with a star or stars are a common feature of Sumerian iconography, the crescent usually being associated with the moon god Sin and the star (often identified as Venus) with Ishtar. "The crescent of Sin (the moon god) and the star of Ishtar (Lucifer)". Some scholars maintain that later use of the symbol arose from Babylonian mythology in which the juxtaposition of Sin (moon god, father of time) was a metaphor for the cosmic powers given to the Babylonian king to rule.
— Qur'an, Sura 9:29
M = 13 x 9 = 117
U = 21 x 9 = 189
H = 8 x 9 = 72
A = 1 x 9 = 9
M = 13 x 9 = 117
M = 13 x 9 = 117
A = 1 x 9 = 9
D = 4 x 9 = 36
TOTAL = 666
Muhammad = 666
MuhamMAD (may he writhe in hell) was part Jesus, part Genghis Khan and part moralfag. He was often credited for uniting the Middle East through the spread of Islam but it was mainly because of his policy of conversion or death to those he conquered.
Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) started his life as a merchant and taxi driver, but soon figured out that selling people bullshit was a lot more profitable than selling dates and slurpees. He wrote some schizoid poetry about his conversations with God on his LJ and added tons of friends looking for stupid arbitrary rules to run each and every aspect of their lives.
Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) was a pedophile, pirate, rapist, and slaver. Modern day psychology would regard him as a textbook psychopath. Fortunately for the Muslim, Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) is held up in Islam teaching as a "positive" example of what a Muslim man should aim to emulate. Hence, the 1200 year world-wide rape-and-murder-fest.
After turning his LJ into a magic book, titled "The Queer'An", Mohammed (may he writhe in hell) was able to convince a bunch of other retards that he was God's prophet. Then he did what any other man would do when he gets that kind of power: acquire a lot of worthless sand and kill lots and lots of people. This toilet paper that Islamfags read from is also full of continuity issues, the worst saying the universe was created by Allah in 6 days, and then in a later text, 8 days. (no, really)
Muhammad For Dummies
- Go to a cave and pretend you saw an angel
- Make up a crazy religion where you are considered perfect and beyond criticism
- Tell everyone you are the last and most important messenger, so no one can copy you
- Tell them you are allowed several (underage) wives and get them to conquer you more people
The Koran states that no pictures are ever to be made, drawn or otherwise published of Muhammad's likeness. The reason generally given is that Muhammad made this demand because he didn't want to be idolized like Jesus was - stuck on a cross. This turns out to be a mistranslation. What Muhammad wanted was for no drawings of his likeness to exist so that they couldn't be put on wanted posters.
If Muhammad's caliphate enemies didn't know what he looked like, they couldn't hunt him down and pin his brown ass to a cross. Since Muhammad is now long-since dead and gone, it's a clear sign of how enlightened Muslims are by not dropping a simple, selfish act of self-preservation by their brave leader that obviously had jack shit to do with the "Word of Allah".
In this sense, Muhammad was some sort of religious Anonymous and a moral terrorist, since 99% Muslims are called Muhammad or Mohammed or anything that sounds similar.
Q:How Do I drew Prophet Muhammad? A:LIKE THIS!
Do and don't
There are some forbidden things, called haraam: pork, alcohol, nutmeg, personal hygiene or having an education. Muslims have a secret art called taqiyya, which they use to infiltrate into the leftist-liberal self-hating white environment. Generally it means lies, deceit, victim games or menace, all used to further Islam. However Islam ain't that bad of a religion, rich Muslims can have up to 4 wives, and all wives must follow the man, not the other way around as in the west. A Muslim can beat his wife if in a bad mood, just cannot harm the face. Woman having a headache when you want it is also counted as haraam in Islam. And best of all, MJ is allowed. However violent verses of unholy Koran can make you flood all threads with some bullshit.
Muslims: The Ultimate Moralfags
A great Muslim tradition in Western countries is to complain about how everything offends their religion; and despite the fact that Western civilization operates on democracy, those in charge will do everything and anything to appease them; lest they ALLAH ACKBAR an entire district.
Some of the many, many Muslim complaints are listed below;
- Personal clothing. Yes, Muslims have no qualms about coming to non-Muslim countries, but according to the Quran, any woman who exposes even an atomic particle of her own body (such as wearing a bikini) is Asking for it and thus have a legal sanction to be raped. Sweden learned it the hard way.
- The Holocaust. Despite the fact that diaper-heads everywhere consider DER JUDE to be some kind of hybrid between Satan, Captain Hook and Scrooge McDuck (the latter title is accurate); they for reasons which differ from Muslim to Muslim (fabrication is like that) find the Holocaust offensive. It has been V& from being taught in the UK, and although the English pussies are pansy enough to get scared by 3 letters from a concerned mother it will not be long until the other dominoes fall.
- Treating Women and Homosexuals like People. As far as the camelfuckers are concerned, scrotum and humanity go hand in hand. Muslims dictate that all homosexuals should be killed and that women should go about the place clad in a duvet cover, although given the physical appearance of Middle Eastern women this can be justified.
- Americans et al. Muslims, likely irritated that their entire country resembles an overused kitty litter pan, detest whitey for reasons which basically translate to "having money, rational thinking, and religious tolerance".
- Religion, excluding theirs. Muslims come to multicultural countries and complain about the dominant religion, despite the fact that if someone from that country did that in a Muslim country they would be put to death. This basically involves saying Christmas is offensive; but like all other Muslim complaints the reason for this is to the tune of "ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH DON'T PISS ME OFF OR MY HUSBAND WILL BLOW YOU UP!"
Jihad means crusade. Any moslem who tells you otherwise is lying. Islamic leaders are known to "put a jihad" on anybody for any reason in any location at any time. A single butthurt Mullah may control his temper enough to only declare a fatwa. In a 1991 case in Japan, a man was permabanned IRL for translating Salaman Rushdie's "The Satanic Verses" into Japanese, along with numerous others involved in the book's publication and distribution (see TOW for more).
Muslims are required by their religion to use Jihad as an excuse to be an IRL troll. They are known to generate serious drama and get worldwide old media attention by blowing themselves up next to Jews and pretty much anyone who doesn't smell as badly as they do.
How to Jihad as recorded in the Koran:
- Pray to Allah and smack the wife around one last time.
- Strap bomb to self.
- Stand around Jews and/or infidels.
- VIRGINS!!! leaving behind the tented biatch you slapped in step 1, who can never remarry and is supposed to get the lulz about what you did.
After dying, Muslims celebrate with 72 virgins in paradise. If all are female and or not gay/animals is a matter of debate. They are surrounded by prepubescent boys "like scattered pearls" and get to smoke all the shisha they like, drink beer, eat falafel, couscous and other inedible foods and hang out with tons of dark-eyed houri in burkas (see burka porn in gallery) beyond the gates of Heaven. White men on the other hand have dicks shoved into their mouths and are fucked repetitively with spike poles.
According to CSPI, over the 1400 years jihadists in the name of MuhamMAD (may he writhe in hell) had killed ~ 270 millions infidels. This is 193 000 dead kuffar in a year. Adolf Hitler hearing these numbers went into deep depression and finally committed suicide.
not enough jews.
What they look like
PLEASE NOTE: Although Middle Eastern women are rarely distinguishable from men, they have been cataloged separately.
Men- Muslim men can easily be spotted even in the most civilized society: they sport stylish dishrags wrapped around their cavernously empty heads, wear sandals even in the winter, and walk around in pajamas. Being Sand Niggers, they are unfailingly lazy and do not contribute positively to society, but instead of being negro-like in appearance they are instead the colour of a burrito poo. Physically, ragheads have aquiline noses and prodigious amounts of hair growing in every part of their body and indeed out of every major orifice. Their monobrows are startlingly reminiscent of two caterpillar moths trying to eat each other. Young silicon dioxide negroes' only concession to being modern is that they get very drunk and fuck white women.
Women- Muslim ladies are forced to wear ridiculous beekeeper outfits that make them look like ninjas in public because heterosexual males cannot stand the sight of them. These ghost costumes do, however, aid in distinguishing the gender of the wearer, and are thus entirely necessary in Muslim countries. When they aren't wearing bedspreads, these luscious ladies resemble little more than female wookies. It is not uncommon for husband and wife to share the same facial razor. Terrorists have used the burka to perform acts of terror on an unsuspecting public. So far, only 2 countries have the balls to ban the burka in public places.
Becoming a Muslim
Now you may wonder, why do people join Islam? There are many good reasons. For instance:
- They promised you a Paradise ten virgin starter package.
- You can go to Kewl Schewl and learn how to make Big Bomz out of fireworks and propane and urea fertilizer.
- Isn't Osama bin Laden so handsome? Don't you just dream you could be out with him in the tent one night, share a sleeping bag, how you say, let your privates lice play with one another like two camels chained to the same pole all night long.
- The kidnapper with the knife who just cut the throat of the guy alongside you.
- You can piss off your Mom from your very own al-Qaida radio station in Pakistan.
- some point in your life you have to yell and blow the fuck out of yourself and the nearest embassy or tower
To become a Muslim, honest recitation of Shahadak in Arabic is required. Infidels wishing to convert to Islam do so by a public recitation of creed: "There is no moon god but Allah, and Muhammad (may he writhe in hell) is his sexy bitch", in Arabic: "Allalulah alulallulalla lallah alalah ula ulallalah." Then one can go to blow something up, enter the paradise and get his 72 virgins, if muallaf - convert is male. This is to do for everyone, as all non-Muslims after death are eaten by Shaytan and defecated as bio fertilizer.
How to get into heaven
Or at least, how to avoid being spit-roasted in hell forever.
In Christianity, it's pretty straightforward: accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour get baptised, and presto all your sins are forgiven. God does require a human sacrifice of course, because he's a bloodthirsty semitic volcano-god, but that human sacrifice was Jesus so provided that you bend the knee you are all square with God. Job done.
In Islam, however, you get into heaven on a points system. If you lived your life Islamic enough, most of the time, well - Allah is merciful, Allah is forgiving, slipping up occasionally is fine provided your balance comes out positive. The difficulty, of course, is that Allah doesn't email you a quarterly report. You can never really be sure, you know? It's always wiser to be more islamic than less. You never know what your balance really is.
Unless you are a 25-year-old man who has lived in the west and not followed Islam during that time. Eating pork, not praying five times a day, looking at western women and jerking off. In that case, you are pretty certainly destined for hell. If only there was some way to make those points up! If only there was a cheat code that would raise your "being Islamic" score above the magic threshold!
Happily for you, there is. The Koran and every significant Islamic scholar agree that killing some infidels - Jihad - will do the trick. You can be a drug-smoking pork-eating completely westernised sinner, but if you can top a few christians then that will almost certainly put you back in positive territory. You get more points for that than for anything else. Naturally you cant *really* be sure, so the best plan is to kill as many infidels as possible before the police shoot you. Those spree-killing "lone wolf" moslems are all terrified of hell, desperate to kill as many christians as they can before they are brought down, desperate to make those points up.
So, if you know a moslem dude who is an ok sort of guy, not a fanatic or anything, and he goes on holiday to the old country and comes back all newly serious about his religion - be warned. That's the profile of a man who is going to commit Jihad. Happens all the time. Stay out of line of fire. Report him to the FBI. It will accomplish nothing, of course, but you did what you could.
The Koran clearly states that every woman is asking for it. Immigrant mooslims to Europe have a longstanding religious dogma about dating white women. It is called "take your turn" when translated from monkey speak. It is a process where a Muslim meets a white jail bait or hottie, dates her, gets her alone and rapes her with his monkey buddies. All for the lulz and Jihad of course. According to known-rapist Muhammad, a woman can be justifiably raped for numerous reasons, including, but not limited to:
- Looking at a man she isn't married/related to.
- Talking to a man she isn't married/related to.
- Having sex with a man she isn't married/related to.
- Having sex with another woman, even if commanded to by her husband under threat of rape.
- Watching or appearing on Oprah
- Watching the Simpsons
- Attending an institution of higher-learning (rape/murder).
- Not staying in the kitchen making hummus and falafel.
- Not bearing a child, in spite of the frequent rape.
- Showing more than 10 cm2 of skin.
The Middle East and Sweden(istan) are currently competing with Africa to become the rape capital of the world. Therefore, it is the best place for a anyone seeking man points to go and get some. In Saudi Arabia, the rapist is the victim and the rapee is the actual offender - never in the history of mankind has "she was asking for it" been so masterfully implemented and codified.
The woman will get not only jail time but also 90 lashes (the video of which you can request a copy of for further fapping). And if she tells anyone, especially the media, she automatically gets 110 more lashes. The worst you might get is five years in a Saudi prison getting sand pounded forcefully into your asshole by Bubba-Al-Hakeem. Such is life.
In fact, it may be argued this is an ultra-protectionist policy to keep the 1% percent non-hirsute chicks to themselves. Compare to a friend of yours who meets a girl but he doesn't introduce her to you in case "you wanna stole her from him".
Another ordinary day at the raping
Islam definitely has moral superiority over the evil secular world. You'd think that if Islam was so much better than everything else - the perfect moral code - then scumbags like these three animals wouldn't even exist. Unless ... something about their religion makes them think of women as being in some way inferior and fair game if they are unveiled?
And Yet Another...
Once again, Muslim moral supremacy prevails as eight Muslim men, with more Mohammed in their names than you thought possible, abduct and gang rape young White girls (the youngest being 12), apparently trying to re-enact such popular Western pornography as BangBus but without the annoying bother of "consent".
Praise Allah for all this fresh Crusader pussy
Rape Gangs In The UK, Anyone?
Thanks to the English going on a politically-correct idiot crusade, things like this keep happening:
- Consider the woman who reported that Muslims raped 1400 British girls was forced to undergo "diversity training"  The police knew about the girls getting raped but did nothing to stop it, partly because of political correctness. They even went as far as to label the victims as "prostitutes" so they wouldn't offend anyone.
—A former social worker
Rotherham, anyone? 
WP articles that talk about various Muslim rape gangs in England:
Muslims are widely believed to be violent insane wife-beating intolerant fuckwad child-raping murderers. Those who disapprove of stereotyping argue that the media doesn't do enough to document all the good things that Muslims do in the world. But those people are dead wrong. In fact, the media has never reported anything of that sort and probably never will because there is nothing to report.
Muslims also get a bad rep because they are currently at war with at least a dozen countries in the world including the USA and their allies. For people living in these countries, it is common knowledge that all Muslims are evil terrorists, that they believe in a false deity and that they deserve to have their oil stolen from them for environmental destruction and profit.
Science has proven, however, that if Muslims honestly want to dispel their bad rep they will have to switch to a more tolerant religion. It could actually be any religion, so long as it doesn't actively encourage practitioners to forcefully and violently convert people to their religion against their will. But this is unlike to happen. If they tried, we would say "hey it was just 4 teh lulz" in order to secure our arguments for war, oil and rape.
Not intolerant of Christianity shock
Crusaders have been putting about the blasphemous rumour that the followers of the Prophet want to kill all Christians. A classic example - ten eye doctors were recently killed in Afghanistan and the Western Satanic Press claimed that the Taliban, Peace All Over Them, had executed them for being Christian missionaries. This of course is untrue. The doctors were killed for practicing medicine incompatible with 7th century Saudi Arabia. It's Allah in a day's work for the Taliban! 
WARNING: Exercise extreme caution when trolling Muslims because if they raeg they have 99.9% probability of exploding
- Draw Mohammad
- If you drew him, take the drawing to the Mosque for a bonus point to show to all the Muslims there
- Better yet, draw Muhammad porn (Furry Bonus: Draw hentai of him fucking over 9000 goats)
- Call them a Muzzie
- Call them a Terrorist
- Call them Kebab
- Ask them why they love Terrorism and 9/11
- Ask them if they have bombs underneath their clothes
- If they are praying to Allah, at the right time say "ALLAH UFUCKBAR!!!"
- When they're reading the Quran in Arabic language, laugh at the way the words sound
- Talk to them in nothing but "Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad"
- Tell them they stink and ask if that was supposed to be used for bioterrorism
- Say that May 20th 2010 was the funniest day ever
- Say that South Park is the best show ever
- Wear a Bikini
- Bring a feminist (WARNING: Will result in apocalyptic-scale biowarfare between the two)
- "Israel was there first".
- Inform the Non-Arab muslims that Islam was primarly the Ideology of arab Imperialism
- Ask if praying is a polite way of meaning jacking off
- Tell them every thing they know is a lie and they will be Dying alone
- Burn the Qur'an
- Obtain a lot of pig's blood, then evaporate it and distill it into water and alcohol. Make them drink it and then tell them what it is.
- Say them that you are an Atheist or an Agnostic
- Vote for Donald Trump
- Call Mohammad a pedophile
- Tell them that you doubt Mohammads Historicity.
- Bring a Serbian friend
- Call them Jewish puppets and tell them that ISIS stands for "Israeli Secret Intelligence Service"
- Make Thalmor memes to badmouth the worship of Allah.
Myths About Islam
MYTH: Muslims cant eat bacon FACT: They can't eat pork. Bacon is fine.
MYTH: There is only one God and Muhammed is his prophet FACT: There is only one dog and Muhammed tends to fuck it.
MYTH: Muslims like to fuck donkeys. FACT: You need a penis to fuck a donkey. Muslims like to FELLATE donkeys.
MYTH: "Jihad" does not mean "holy war". It means "struggle" FACT: I had a jihad on the toilet this morning.
MYTH: Muslims like to rape 9 year old girls FACT: It's not rape if the victim can't even feel your tiny dick.
MYTH: Islam is the world's most popular religion. FACT: Just because you force billions of people to obey some made up rules, that doesn't make it popular.
MYTH: The word "Islam" translates to "peace", "security", or "surrender" FACT: ...What
Malaysian Muslims have brought a legal case in the Court of Allah™ under the Law of Allah™ to make the trade-name “Allah™” copyright of the Only True Religion of Allah™, Insha' Allah™ . Muslim Internet Lawyers have sent Cease and Desist notices wrapped around firebombs to various Christian churches in Kuala Lumpur. Allah™-lujah!
Islam: How To Deal With It
Exhibit A: The Monolith
Muslim Dating Services
Most Islam dating sites show "people" in burkas under the woman section, therefore it's impossible to confirm their true gender before marriage. However there are some exceptions, like these liberal girls gone wild!
You need at least a $16.66 muslima membership to be able to contact Gongo http://www.muslima.com
Islam In Modern Society
Islam and Lulz
It is a well known fact that Muslims have no sense of humor due to their denial of the lulzy epic trolling known as the Lollercaust. However, Muslims have become easy prey for trolls worldwide, due to the fact that you could draw a stick figure labelled "Muhammad" with his cock out masturbating in the face of a donkey, and it would be equally offensive as a stick figure labelled "Muhammad" mowing his lawn. Israel, Denmark, Medieval Catholics,and Salman Rushdie are the undisputed kings of pwning Islam. The only notably lulzy thing Islam has ever been accused of is 9/11 but that doesn't count because everyone knows that JEWS DID WTC.
List of Famous Muslims
- Bizarre, who enjoys eatin' hot dogs, readin' the Holy Koran, while he's on the John.
- Cat Stevens
- Snoop Dogg
- Philip Glass
- Random Douchebags
- Fictional characters
Particular attention deserves a popular Muslim comedian on youtube, whose shows spin around Islam. He's an idol of most Muslims on youtube, so by trolling him you can cause a lot of butthurt from his fans. Also, he stole this nickname from Ali Baba, a popular character in Arabic literature, even though he swapped words he's still a faggot who couldn't devise an original nickname for himself. In videos he's joking about Islam, he can accidentally yell at cam, pull faces, in other words being a typical youtube comedian, also has a lulzy Arabic accent.
Challenge to Weeaboos on Deviantart: Try drawing a manga of Muhammad and his daily life with his wife Aisha. When Tokyo lights up over satellite in the most spectacular manner possible, then it's sure you have done a great contribution to the Muslim community.
One of favorite pastime of a Muslim painter is to draw Muslim characters in manga-style. One of this example is Nayzak who draws kawaii characters, including kawaii muslima teacher (who needs a hard infidel cock to be inserted in her vagina) who gives lessons to infidels in understandable manner. Though being a lazy fucktard managed to produce only 4 parts so far. (LOL Comments Disabled!)aka
In Islam, music is forbidden because it is fun. But, if Islam were to have a theme tune, it'd be this...
- Bashar al-Assad
- Burn a Koran Day
- Prophet Muhammad
- South Park
- Osama Bin Laden
- Sand niggers
- Death to all Juice
- Defense Industries Organization
- Middle East
- Muhammad cartoons
- Everybody Draw Mohammed Day
- Anjem Choudary
- Fort Hood Massacre
- Muslim Dating Sites
- Revolution Muslim
- Salman Rushdie
- Saudi Arabia
- The Religion of Peace: Greatest news site in the world
- ZOMG! MOOSLIM LIT!!! FOR FREE!!!11
- Archive of the Denmark cartoons of Mohammad that started a new jihad
- Jihadist leader trying to pass as a popular MySpace whore
- Muslimspace.com - Social networking site for Muslims and vast repository of burka porn
- Search engine for Muslims. Very useful for lulz.
- Muslim furries, KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Jews associate Islam with homosexuality (although this might just be a cover to distract from their own practise of Mezizah B'peh)
- If you're a Muslim, you can rape children just like Muhammad!
- Al-Qaeda hiding behind Pedobear for British terror attacks!
- Attack Plans by Qaeda on Denmarks Soil
- The religion of peace will want to cut your throat even for making jokes about fireworks
- Maybe no virgins for you after all
- A timeline of trolling Muslims
- Funzie pix from white girls that dated muslims
- Typical muslim wedding night -"She was 8,but thats okay because she was married,right?" It's awwwwwwrrright
- - This was made by a muslim to convert atheists.
- (CREATIVE user name right there, folks.)
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