J.K. Rowling

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The scrapes on her knees is not from blowjobs, but from these sad sacks of flesh hitting them every time she moves

Joanne "J.K." Rowling (a.k.a. Robert Galbraith) is a saggy, menopausal, British Twatter personality, single-mother, plagiarist and multi-millionaire who is most well known for being a hypocritical sack of shit who supports the Rapefugee invasion of her country yet won't let Syrian refugees live in any of her 18 unused bedrooms in her multiple mansions. Rowling is also a mediocre writer and was responsible for writing the original source material that inspired Tara Gilesbie's timeless æpic entitled My Immortal.

Despite having enough money to support James Woods' weekly coke parties for the next 6 months, Rowling's life and talent have gone so far down the shitter that she now spends her days on Twitter lying about The President of the United States snubbing disabled kids and being the subject of fake news articles that claim that she's literally stalking people who call out her bullshit so she can pay off their mortgages and repossess their homes just to be a Grade-A cunt – which honestly wouldn't be that farfetch'd for a woman who has million dollar mansions demolished just so she can increase the size of her stupid fucking garden.

Background[edit]

Joanne Rowling was born in 1965 in Yate, England. Her parents met on a train, and similarly, she developed the idea of the Harry Potter series while on a train ride. She should also have been on a train to Auschwitz, but sadly the Nazis lost WW2. Like most feminists, she had a privileged yet unhappy childhood with an abusive daddy who she began to hate, leading to her hatred of the male gender. Her mommy eventually died later on in her life, and she cucked her boyfriend, who left her, who she blamed for it all, a typical cunt move by most women.

Eventually, she finished writing the first Harry Potter book, but nobody wanted to publish that shit – but I'm sure they wish they did now. She was able to get published after some agency's little kid read the book and got hooked. The series took the late 1990s by storm, and made this once-poor street whore a multi-millionaire. By the time the final book was published in 2007, she was a very influential, wealthy and powerful woman and her books were some of the most popular in history – mainly due to the simplicity and low intellectual ability required to push through them all. J.K. was of course part of the marxist collective, and it became increasingly obvious through time as she became more outlandish and hypocritical with her support for the globalist leftist agenda. She would write several other books, and even returned to write more shit for the Harry Potter series, despite claims to have left it for good.

Larry Potter and the Goblet of Plagiarism[edit]

Harry Potter was actually fanfiction.

In 1984 a talented writer named Nancy K. Stouffer wrote a book entitled The Legend of Rah and the Muggles. This, along with Stouffer's later work, Larry Potter and His Best Friend Lilly, inspired J.K. Rowling to create her own original character named Harry Potter and write 7 books worth of shitty fanfiction about her stupid OC.

Twitter Wars[edit]

JK and the kike media attacked PewDiePie after the media accused him of being a neo-nazi after making several antisemitic jokes in 2017.

JK is a heavy Twatter addict, wasting thousands of hours of her life on the shitty social media site. Like most in the leftist cult, she slowly got radicalized over time, and became a full-blown SJW cunt in recent years. First, it was back in 2007 when she hinted at Dumbledore (a main character of the Harry Potter series) being homosexual, despite little-to-no evidence of this existing in her own books. Her cancerous and illogical social justice activism and snarkiness on twatter naturally attracted trolls towards her, many from Daily Stormer and /pol/, who stirred up some drama with the saggy old witch:

Attack on the Alt-right[edit]

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During the great meme wars of the mid-2010s, J.K. replied to a user named "Frogulus Pepe" and questioned his sexuality. Much like many liberal women, she used this infantile tactic of questioning the virility or size of a male opponent's dick instead of using wit and satire to conjure an original insult. This dried up old whore doesn't know the first rules of the internet fight club: never feed the trolls. The twitter feud attracted thousands of other trolls who challenged JK's safe space.

War On Pewdiepie[edit]

Pewdiepie is some Swedish faggot who made shitty videos that pandered to 12 year olds and went on to become the top youtuber of all time, with over 50,000,000 subscribers in recent years. He slowly got redpilled and started to make Nazi jokes in his videos, which triggered the fuck out of Jews and old media. Unsurprisingly, J.K. attacked him too.

Rapefugee Activism[edit]

JK is a feminazi SJW so it comes as no surprise that she fully supports '(((diversity)))', aka the genocide of Europeans via the mass replacement of the native populace with third world low-IQ low-skill shitskin savages. She calls for mass immigration, yet goes silent when people challenge her to host the rapefugees in some of her many mansions. Yet another twatter war was waged between her and her followers against the evil Nazi death eaters. The evil Nazi fascist bigot, Mike Cernovich offered to buy 100 rapefugees tickets to live in her mansions for a period of a year, but obviously that crazy bitch, like every liberal, swept any criticism or facts that don't go with their Marxist communist agenda, under the rug. Mike made a poll to probe users for their opinion on his idea, with over 90% of the Archive today-ico.png 35,000+ people approving of his idea. The bitch has yet to have responded to the idea.

Douchebaggetry[edit]

JK is the real nazi

Despite her origins as a lower-class welfare queen, J.K Rowling became a huge cunt after she became rich. Take, for instance, a case where she planned to demolish a million dollar house simply to increase the size of her garden. Her local exploits often cause traffic jams such as when her workers have to manage her wall of foliage shielding her property from view from the roads which pissed her neighbors off. [1] They also got sour after she constructed other housing which brought along lots of noisy construction as well. This soggy old hag also compared to Brexit voters to lord Voldemort. Bitch is whack.


Do You Know the Repo Man?[edit]

Malcolm Kelner, the fugly cunt who thought that it would be funny to claim that J.K. Rowling stole a Twitter user's house.

On September 3, 2015, Rowling made a retarded bleeding-heart tweet about Syrian rapefugees.


   
 
If you can't imagine yourself in one of those boats, you have something missing. They are dying for a life worth living. #refugeeswelcome
 

 
 

—J.K. Rowling, traitor to Britain Archive today-ico.png (archive)


Enter 19-year-old Luke Kocura, a resident of Sheffield who was fed up with a multi-millionaire trying to guilt the British people into accepting rapey Muzzballs into their country.


   
 
Said the millionaire on her gold iphone in her mansion
 

 
 

—Luke Kocura Archive today-ico.png (archive)


This would have been the end of the story if a greasy mongoloid named Malcolm Kelner, a contributor to FunnyOrDie, hadn't decided on August 23, 2017, that it would be fucking hilarious to drag up Luke Kocura's 2-year-old tweets and make up a fake news story Archive today-ico.png (archive) about J.K. Rowling paying off Luke's mortgage and repossessing his house.

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While the story was fake, the reactions to the idea that J.K. Rowling was such a petty cunt were, at the very least, telling as to the sheer mental instability of her psychopathic fantards. Most of Rowling's fans delighted in the thought that Rowling was such a petty, insufferable cunt that she would be willing to take someone's house and add it to her collection just because they called out her bullshit on Twitter.


   
 
@jk_rowling I read an article where you supposedly bought the repo'd home of an internet troll. I honestly hope thats true. Lol.
 

 
 

—BaxWarPitbull

   
 
omg yass landlord qween, make them homeless, slayy
 

 
 

—junglebougie

   
 
@jk_rowling is my new girl crush.
 

 
 

—IslandGalObama

   
 
#Savage #strongwomen
 

 
 

—El29013091

   
 
@jk_rowling literally love what a read about you and a troll today, lesson of the day don't argue with the one and only @jk_rowling #owned
 

 
 

—Dylan Hutchinson

   
 
HOLY SHIT

@jk_rowling pwned this troll with extreme prejudice

👏 🤜
 


 
 

—RavenRavinoff

Videos[edit]


FUCK J.K. Rowling

Welcome to the Real World, JK Rowling

Piers Morgan Destroys JK Rowling

The Fall Of J.K. Rowling

Defending PewDiePie From JK Rowling

J.K. ROWLING vs THE WORLD!

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