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j/k

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j/k stands for "just kiking" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of shekels, land, or sex.


Usage

Ariel Sharon: I hate mudslimes

Benjamin Netanyahu: Lol yeah me too!

Benjamin Netanyahu: j/k lol they're important to our economy.

Ariel Sharon: Bulldoze their homes.


J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique

  • Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby placing any potential blame squarely upon the jews, WHERE IT BELONGS


Example:

OP posts in amipregnant: "I hate everyone who isn't circumcised! You are all whores. j/k"

pregnant bitch: wtf that's not cool.

OP: chill out goy, I said j/k!


Alternate Spellings

Traditional spelling of j/k
  • j/k
  • jk
  • JK
  • j\k
  • just kaying
  • jking
  • joshing
  • jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
  • just kidding


Alternate Meanings

  • Jay Kay is also lead singer for pop-house band Jamiroquai[1].
  • JK can also stand for Jedi Knight
  • JK can also stand for John Kerry
  • JK can also stand for Jewish Konspiracy
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J/k is part of a series on acronyms

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Internets Lingo

AFAIKASLBFFBRBBTFOBTWCBFDBIDFCFFSFTFYFTWG2GGGGTFOIAWTCIDGAFIDKIIRCILYIMOIMHOISHYGDDTJ/KJFCLMAOLOLM/F?NSFWOMGQFTPHPROFLRTFMSNCASTFUSTFWSWTFTMITTYLWTFYGGRZOMG

Other Lingo

BCCFIRRIBFYIADFUBARGABYAWIDIFTLPITRTLAYHBT

Internet Places/Group

CDCFCTCFYADGNAAIRCLUEPP4LTJCTOTSE

Moar Internet Shit

BBQGNUGPG4WinMTPMMORPGP2PPGPROR

IRL Acronyms

BBSBCEBDICGNWTITT TechJFKNORPYOLO

Bad Acronyms

ACLUACMAACORNALFBDSMBLPCIACPCSDDMCAEDLESRBFBIFAFFAFNBIWFL.U.L.Z.MGTOWMPAAMTPMUGENNAMBLANEDMRIAASPHSPLCTBBTTOWWWJD