—Jack Valenti on surprise buttsecks
—Jack Valenti, at full force
Born at least 100 years ago, Jack Valenti was a long-time president of the MPAA. Valenti oversaw the development of the modern rating system for U.S. films, as well as a system of applying said ratings to movies arbitrarily, regardless of context or artistic content. TL;DR: watch This Film is Not Yet Rated. The MPAA will prosecute you if you leave movies in your incoming share folder for too long.
—Valenti, playing bait-and-switch while discussing the asinine rating system that he developed