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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
—Jackie Coakley, recounting her rape fantasy to Rolling Stone magazine
Jackie Coakley or Jacqueline Coakley lied about being raped in order to get attention and sympathy, which is not in itself noteworthy as women do this all the fucking time. She however, took it a step further and whored herself out to ropey reporter Sabrina Erdely of Rolling Stone, a piece of shit magazine that is desperately trying to cling unto whatever relevance and edginess it might've had in 1985, so they have decided to take the social justice route in a sad last ditch effort to get recognition like the old media shills they are.
But the warning signs were there all along. Perhaps Jacqueline actually chose to speak to Erdely because of her past history with Rolling Stone.
You see, just three years earlier Erdely had fallen for another fake sex abuse scandal, this one involving a proven fantasist who claimed to be the victim of a paedophile ring. Four people were wrongly convicted and one of them (an elderly priest) subsequently died in prison, protesting to the last that he was innocent, handcuffed to the steel frame of his bed.
Somehow, Rolling Stone got away with publishing this shock-horror garbage, and Sabrina Erdely managed to keep her job. So you would have thought they would look very carefully at any similar sensational stories she filed, wouldn't you?
All reporters make mistakes. That's why "corrections and clarifications" columns exist. However, the mistake in this case extended to not actually bothering to contact the men that Jacqueline was accusing to get their version of events. This is the journalistic equivalent of having a court case in which only the prosecution speaks. And boy, did it speak.
Erdely brought home her "story", the editor signed it off, the presses rolled, the news vendors took delivery, people opened the latest issue of the magazine, the shocking story got immediate national media coverage... and then it all went horribly wrong.
True to form, the media limpdicks and feminists went apeshit.
The Questions Start...
—Question that MUST be asked
Wait, Emma Sulkowicz is a lying whore, too??
Will Emily Renda get exposed as a lying skank?
Will those lolcows at "Law&Order" rip these headlines for a TV-script?
How did Rolling Stone fuck up so badly??
— The Rolling Stone 4/5/2015, finally feeling the butthurt
How about Sabrina Rubin Erdely? SHE deserves a good chokefucking, no?
The jury remains out on these last two questions.
WEDDING BELLS: Jackie Coakley tricks Connor McGovern into impregnating her, demands marriage
You'd think it might be tricky to find a guy beta enough to marry a psychotic lying whore like Jackie Coakley. You'd be wrong. On October 15, 2015, faggot Connor McGovern .
But before we go too hard on Connor, let's consider the most likely scenario which led to him clutching Jackie while the bitch was clutching her baby bump:
1) Jackie tearfully begs Connor to fuck her
2) Jackie lies that she's on the pill
3) Connor, knowing that sex with bipolars is pretty hawt, fucks the whore
4) Jackie gets knocked up
5) Jackie extorts marriage from Connor: "If you don't marry me, I'll cry RAPE!"
and there you have it.
On Nov. 8, 2015, the UVa fraternity who was falsely accused by lying cunt Jackie Coakley filed a LOLSUIT against Rolling Stone magazine for $25 million.
Judge to Jackie Coakley: "NO immunity for you, lying bitch!"
The LULZ kept on rolling in 2016, when Jackie Coakley tried to claim that her psychotic lies were covered by immunity. The Judge in the Rolling Stone lawsuit promptly raped Jackie Coakley up the ass for the lying whore's chutzpah:
—Jackie Coakley gets deservedly butthurt by judge
—Judge rapes Jackie Coakley again,
A surprisingly accurate Wikipedia entry for what the cunt did
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The Silent Voice
She sat alone at the busy lunch table, But no one would notice her, for she was learning disabled. That horrid view from her limiting wheelchair, Made life look harsh, cruel and terribly unfair. She was a lone flower in a garden full of weeds, But no one cared to look beyond her special needs. She had a mind and feelings just like anyone, The only difference was she couldn't talk, walk, or run. The other students were hateful, tossing bottle caps so near, And I was ever so amazed she didn't react with fear. She was trapped within a dungeon of despair, Yet she would smile so sweetly, knowing life she had to bear. But my best friend and I saw the girl who was inside, The pretty little girl whose beauty couldn't hide. I always wondered why she was so forgiving, Seeing life through her eyes made it all seem worth living. When we first became friends, we thought we'd be her teachers, But teaching us compassion became one of her greatest features. Just to see her beautiful smile, Made everyday with her seem even more worthwhile. The friendship, love and respect we've found, Are words we feel that have no sound. Her silent voice now speaks to those Who at first shunned her and chose to close Their hearts to this special girl, Whose life has touched this sacred world.
-Jackie age 12
- Jessica Leeds
- Crystal Shinkle
- Charlotte E. Smith
- Emma Sulkowicz
- Bill Cosby
- Rape, what Jackie enjoys and deserves.
- Rape culture
- Sob story
- Social Justice
- One Less UVa = the bitches who enabled Jackie's lies
- Federal District Judge In UVA Defamation Case Orders Jackie Coakley to Turn Over Texts and Emails
- Meet Your Rival: Jackie Coakley Created “Haven Monahan” as a Love Rival for fellow student Ryan Duffin
- Lying FakeRapeWhore Jackie Coakley Marries Connor McGovern: A Brief Thought On Women, Revenge, and Simps
- UVa Rolling Stone Lawsuit: Jackie Coakley Was A 'Serial Liar', Lawyers In Defamation Suit Say well, duh, tell us something we dont know...
- so...is Emma Sulkowicz (Columbia) lying like Jackie Coakley?
- U-Va. fraternity files $25 million lawsuit against Rolling Stone
- Why Hasn’t Jackie Coakley Been Punished For Starting The Biggest Rape Hoax Of The Decade?
- Jackie Coakley Made Up Many Fake Rape Stories About Herself
- Why No Honor Code Trial of Jackie Coakley in Her Haven Monahan Hoax Slander?
- Uh-oh... contradictions emerge in Emily Renda's rape-fantasy...
- A Rape On Campus: How Jackie Coakley got away with lying to us Rolling Stone finally 'fesses up (5 April 2015)
- Here’s Jackie Coakley's “Rape Obsessed” Pinterest Account #UVAHoax
- Journalist Exposed #RollingStone Rape Fraud But No One Would Publish It
- archived /pol/ thread
- Jackie Coakley gets mad doxed here...
- BREAKING: GotNews.com Found Name of Rape #UVAHoax “Jackie” Coakley (Charles C. Johnson with the scoop)
- UVA Rape Hoax Liar Named - Jackie Coakley
- "Jackie" outed on Twitter
- Rolling Stone might have another retraction to make
- Jessica Valenti by
- Columbia whore carrying mattress Emma Sulkowicz gave up her butthold
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