Jailhouse Gay (aka situational homosexuality or nerdgay) is a sad and amusing phenomenon where "straight" males are so desperate for sex they fuck each other because they can't get a woman. The reason they can't hook up with chicks is usually because they're locked up in jail (hence the popular name) or because they're just too fucking fat and fugly and lazy (e.g. furries). An acronym for this is GURD: gay until release date.
According to edumacated sources, most of the gay in the furry fandom is of the jailhouse variety. Of course the fact that all the women in the fandom are either insane, fat, insane and fat, or transsexuals doesn't help.
We adduce as evidence this LJ post by furry faggot :
- Gay Rape
- Meek Mill
- Not gay
- No homo
- Nghtmrchld26 -This guy was Jailhouse gay
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