Jake Bilardi

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Jake Bilardi, better known by his Islamic State buddies as Abdullah Al-Australi, was an 18 year-old Ausfailian who converted to the pig-fucking cult that is Islam. Jake grew up in a privileged white family in Melbourne, where everything was given to him and he had no worries in his life. Not satisfied with living in the great troll-nation that is Ausfailia, he decided to convert to Jizzlam after attending his local mosque. This is of course where the fun began for lil' Jakey...

Successfull trolling of the Daily Fail[edit]

The infamous Britfag tabloid The Daily Mail was successfully trolled by a member of ISIS, who claimed that Bilardi was in fact a boy named "Jonathan Edwards" who "Applied too late to UCAS and didn't get in to any universities, so joined Islamic State" The Daily Mail, not realising that despite this information surfacing in December, when the UCAS deadline in the UK is January, habeebed it entirely and published it as fact in their shitty paper. Only later, the ISIS member who wrote the tweet would reveal himself as a total newfag, by exclaiming "LOL I TROL U HUEHUEHUE TROLOL" The Daily Fail quickly baleeted the article from their website, but not before much public ridicule.

An hero to us all[edit]

As reported here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/jihadi-jake-dead-isis-claims-5317077

In March 2015, ISIS revealed that Jake had blown himself the fuck up in the name of a made-up fairy man in the sky. Being a total failure, he and his buddies only managed to permaban about 17 people in total. This of course makes Jake's death a waste of time.

Much BAWWWING was to be had by Jake's father, who, while balls deep in the corpse of his late wife, blamed himself for Jake's sacrifice.

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