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James Wright Foley was an American journalist formerly employed by the GlobalPost, Agence France-Presse and Stars and Stripes who is currently working as a horror movie prop and bowling ball. While stationed in Syria he was abducted by US-backed terrorist group the FSA and given to ISIS. US commandos tried to rescue Foley but unfortunately he was beheaded before they could shoot him.
Back when he still had a head, Foley worked as a propagandist for the US government, writing for such imperialist and jingoistic shitrags as Stars and Stripes, which openly opines that the spoiled welfare queens and war criminals in the US military aren't getting enough benefits for murdering a million people in Iraq.
— The origins of Stars and Stripes, The US Library of Congress
At the time of his death, he was working for GlobalPost, for whom he wrote many biased classics, such as this one covering US soldiers in Afghanistan:
— James Foley, wondering if he can suck their army dicks now that Don't Ask, Don't Tell has been repealed
Remember the Free Syrian Army? The American puppet terrorist group trying to overthrow the democratically elected government of Bashar Al-Assad in Syria? The same terrorist group that Obama armed, trained, and sent half a billion dollars to? Guess who they kidnapped? Lol.
— James Foley, admitting his brother deserves it too
Like 9/11 and just about any other Islamic terrorist attack you can think of, the cinematic execution of 7/7 was retaliation for American foreign policy. As the killer himself explains:
— Captain Obvious, stating the obvious
The Britfag executioner, who is suspected to be Jihadist rapper John L. Jinny (Abdel-Majed Abdel Bary), failed to observe his home country's proper table etiquette by holding the neck-sawing knife in his right hand. We can ascertain from this mistake that he will not be welcome at any high class dinner parties in the near future.
Steven Joel Sotloff, an American journalist kidnapped in Syria in August 2013 who has written for TIME and the Christian Science Monitor, makes a brief cameo appearance at the end of the video. The masked killer, who from this point forward we'll refer to as MC Nigel, implies that the man's life will be spared only if Obama stops bombing the Islamic State.
So in other words, we'll be having another beheading video next week . Stand by with popcorn and peanuts.
— Foley's parents, refusing to bury their heads in the sand
Steven Joel Sotloff
GUESS WHAT GUYS! The sequel we told you about actually happened! Firstly his mother✡ begged young Steven's future killers to release him which was hilarious because the old bitch has had way too much plastic surgery and looks like a Gremlin:
She finished the interview without exposing herself to sunlight.
His mother is said to be planning more children by pouring water on herself.
NOTE: The shitty quality is due to the 2MB restriction on picture uploads. Fuck you admins!
— Big Black Cock News 
The full video with sound and shit is viewable at the following locations, though these sites are also ran by pussies and it might get deleted soon:
Jews? In My Caliphate? It's More Likely Than You Think!
After his death it was revealed that Sotloff✡ was an dual Israeli-American citizen:
— Jewspaper 
No long article needed to justify his killing then, that'll do it right there. Damnit ISIS, can't you find a proper innocent person to kill rather than propagandists and Jews?
Watch James Foley get his head chopped off on LiveleakToo hot for Liveleak
- Documenting Reality claims the government shut down their site for hosting the video
- Jihadist John L. Jinny banned from Twitter for sharing his love of severed heads
- Video currently hosted on Goregrish
- The alleged beheader (L. Jinny) drops some proverbs on the infidels in a 2013 rap collaboration
- Rapper for Anonymous named as possible beheader in Foley video
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