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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jay Naylor alias "Fisk Black": another in the endless line of broken rightwing furries that includes such unfettered freethinkers as Cigarskunk, Drip, Duke Otterland, and RHJunior, though Naylor is more of an Objectivist/Lolbertarian. A former Kinkos assistant copyboy, Naylor quit his servitude to THE MAN to be a self-employed entrepreneur.
Like the aforementioned, Naylor is an stern patriot, valiantly fighting the good fight with the 1st Armchair Assault Brigade in the ongoing Sitzkrieg against faggots, liebruls, Muslims, pacifists, socialists and the bagger at the supermarket who handles his groceries in a lewd and offensive manner. As is usual with wingnuts, he enjoys issuing innumerable stilted and poorly spelled proclamations on science, politics, economics and all kinds of other stuff, pulling opinions from his well-reamed ass with the greatest of ease, and never letting those pesky facts get in his way. He is also a huge Ayn Rand fan, and no doubt jerks himself senseless dreaming of the hideous Russian (and JEWISH! Don’t forget it was JEWISH!) shemale philosopher. He'll also decide to refuse to listen to any and all opinions that contradict hers ('cause he's totally not a tool) while "humbly" suggesting that you acquire a copy of her shit-tacular books-on-tape, which can put ANYONE to sleep regardless of the amount of decibels you're cranking out. An ex-girlfriend of his has recently informed the public that naylor has a circumcised dick - nothing that will surprise anyone considering naylors fascination with drawing HUGE COCKS with enourmous foreskins in all of his porn, but his ex informs that Naylor uses some kind of device to stretch out a new foreskin, and then cleans the thing by boiling it in the same pots and pans he uses for cooking. Dick juice, its whats for dinner.
|Fisk Black||Lucy Black||Elizabeth||Tommy||Secondary Characters|
The main protagonist of all the series. The fursona every other furry wanted to be. Having lost it's virginity by force at the age of 10. Dicks the hell out of his own sister (leaving her with severe issues) and gets off to the army to kill some SAND DOUBLE NIGGERS and get praised by doing so, after a while he gets his father's job as an super assassin. He is the one and only True american hero. Common habits go beyond the "Oh Balls" meme, including delivering wise phrases while drinking coffee in a mug.
- Had sex with: Shanikwa, The 3rd Infantry, Lucy Black, Tommy, Beth, Lizbeth, Janie, Your father.
Once her boyfriend tried to fuck her mother she started developing serious mental issues. Trying to help, her sick fuck of a brother had sex with her, making her doomed to be forever in love with him, she then becomes enraged when her best friend in the world, Lizbeth, kisses her brother and swears that, from that moment foward she would find someone as good as her brother. Saved Tommy from his slutty girlfriend, Rachel, using the mighty Faith-Killing-Blowjob and started going out with him because he is the only male that plays by heart, loves her unconditionally and has the guts to fuck her asshole. Consisting on a fragile personality she has, it would be of no surprise that she started craving her best friend's fuckbuddy, Aron. She fulfils the role of the troubled sibling, which our mighty hero Tommy must save from this world of loneliness. Fisk only sucked up to her so he could fuck her. Srsly.
- Had sex with: Fisk Black, Randy Steelworth, Tommy.
—It makes you want to cry.
- Had sex with: David, Fisk.
—Heil mein Führer.
Nerdy rabbit. Only created to fufill the role of Fisk in Lucy's Heart. Former dater of Rachel, got really sad after discovering that she was a total whore. He's also part of the main characters' Randian Mary Sue hivemind in that he represents Naylor's way from Christfaggotry to Objectivism.
- Had sex with: Rachel, Lucy.
Janie Black Only on Original Life.
- Had sex with: Breakfast, Dildo, Fisk.
—Starting up early.
Thomas Black Only on Original Life.
Fisk & Lizbeth's middle son. You may think that cooties talk is for young boys. But for this geezer is a lifestyle, hating on woman and having extreme affection towards men.
- Had sex with: Hand.
—Thomas' frustration upon his stolen attention.
Abigail Black Only on Original Life.
- Had sex with: Mr. Bonk, Tooth.
—Abigail's advanced schizophrenic hallucinations.
Leo Only on Original Life.
Lucy & Tommy's son. Cousin of the black person siblings. Surffag and an amateur Jock.
- Had sex with: Hand.
—Leo, substance abusing.
- Had sex with: Everyone, Flounce.
—Persia in self denial.
Gay little geek that also only serves the role of Love above all and to all!
- Had sex with: Every male character, Persia.
—More like, "are you a retard?"
The Emo-Gothic tormented character of the series, bitches about her dead boyfriend as a Drama Attraction Mechanism. Also is a total slut, differing from Rachel on the grounds that Rachel was a catholic, and therefore, is obviously a greater slut.
- Had sex with: Jason, Fisk, Aron, Nicholas
—Beth's emo rant.
Tommy's nerdy best friend, has a secret crush onto Lucy and for that, tries to slip by Beth at every opportunity he's got.
- Had sex with: Beth.
—Aron, about to have his dick cut by Beth.
Stacy Hardy Only on Original Life.
Not much is known. Justin Hardy & Inez Wilson's daughter.
- Had sex with: Her dildos, Justin's dildos, Inez's dildos.
- Had sex with: Robert.
—Jessica scowling over Lucy's hopes.
Some mongrel that was created to fill the chauvinistic-slob role. Wait, wasn't that supposed to be Fisk?
- Had sex with: Hildegaard, Jessica.
—Robert, failing miserably.
Annie Only on Original Life.
Not much is known. It is supposed to be Jessica & Robert's daughter.
- Had sex with: ?
—Yeah, you see. Because she likes daddy all for herself.
Total dipshit complete with fail. As if being a moralfag isn't enough, being a Christfag seems to be even worse. She's into voyeourism, selling her beliefs away. It has been pointed out that the solemn purpose of wich Amy was crated was to be a sign to all those God-Loving faggots that there is no supreme being, just pure and blatant instinctive acts wich we must obey in order to become greater moral bein.
- Had sex with: Austin McElroy, God.
—Recurring Christfagness on the comic.
A minor character and a real good fapping material only made to reveal that Only the good shall prevail! Has a mental breakdown after her boyfriend dumps her and try really hard to seduce him again. Serves her right!
- Had sex with: Everyone.
- On May 4th, Naylor drew a picture of rachel's dead corpse covered in sperm on some kind of bathroom. Rachel's nose is seein bleeding and there are all sorts of drug apparatus lying on the floor (such as: cocaine, razors, a tube used to snort the coke, a syringe [probably with heroin], some rubber band to tie on the arm, the spoon used to "boil" the heroin) and a jar on top of the toiled wich is read "5$ for a Thrust.". The image caused a lot of BAWWWING from friends and also haters as they saw that rachel was the only character with a deep personality (even though that personality was a bad one). Naylor aknowledged the butthurt he has caused and the only thing he notes whas the 500 comments that he had recieved while performing this magic trick. One troll pointed out a theory that, Rachel was going to stop being all slutty once she'd married Tommy (that's why she didn't had sex with him, to keep him pure), but Lucy and her Faith-Killing-Blowjob destroyed all hope left on her heart, and that's when she gave up on trying to stop teh sexey.
—Rachel, being clever.
Sissy Swanson Only on Original Life.
The slutty school teacher. Get gossiped a lot on her back, most of it seems to be true, due to the reliable source.
- Had sex with: Everyone.
—Sissy, manipulating Lizbeth's marriage down the river.
Better Days The Epic Of Fisk, Wielder Of The Mighty Randian Godcock
Naylor is best known for his groundbreaking "Better Days" webcomic in which he bravely tackles the thorny subjects of incest and underage sex, or at least it would be groundbreaking if the characters weren't cats and hyenas and whatever else and if it didn't reek of wish fulfillment. The star of this magnum o'puss is his character Fisk Black, a cat from a single parent family who loses his virginity at age 10, bones his sister, joins the army, kills some Arabs, joins the Super Secret US Assassination Squad, and is basically the guy Naylor would like to be instead of a flaccid geek. After Fisk joined said Awesome Black Ops Corps, the comic became Metal Gear Solid copypasta and all of Naylor's fans told him to fuck off for drawing Fisk infiltrating a porn studio, killing all the thugs working there, throwing a grenade down some stairs and blowing up the big bad guy, and getting off completely scott-free without any trouble from the cops whatsoever. Every woman in the comic lusts after Fisk's objectivist, uncut Dunecock. The comic ends with the mighty aryan Fisk enslaving a jewish mouse.
PS: The aforementioned porn studio arc sparked a meme (as seen left):
New Worlds Tyranny-Fighting Freebooters Of The Caribbean
Another comic project from our boy Jay is a tale of seafaring furry critters in a vaguely 18th century style fantasy world which exhibits covert Lolbertarianism and what traitorous Liebruls might call racism. A pr0n comic of a bit character from this comic was made, but thankfully, that was it -- Naylor abandoned the comic in the middle of a chapter, and has stated he plans to eventually rework the story from the beginning to be less of a comic and more of an illustrated novel. Given how awful his writing is, this may be even worse than the comic.
Hucklemary Horklefucky Ann
Naylor is mad at work on his latest comic, HuckleMary Ann. Which is a disgusting furry ripoff of Huckleberry Finn of a loli getting fucked by huge horse and dog cock. This comic proves our point on Jay Naylor being a huge perverted faggot.
Haukaiu The Hero Umaga The Objectivist Ottergod
Another pornfolio series, comprised of 80% wall of text, 10% objectivist preaching, 9% long and curvy otter penis, and 1% porn.
Haukaiu Umaga The retarded insert species here was kicked out of his tribe because of his knowledge over compasses and maps and because he fucked the chief's daughter, but he didn't need them, his free spirit would make him conquer that land. His mother also became insane after giving birth to him and became the sex-trainer of the tribe.
Original Life Betterer Days
Original Life preaches about objectivism from a loli and shota point of view and has shittier art than Better Days. The first story arc consists of Fisk's retarded son getting praised in his father's den for beating the living shit out of some other kid.
It doesn't get better from there It is not good at all It's trash folks. DO NOT READ.
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Mat Sherer Drama
Fellow furfag Mat Sherer was a former friend of Jay and has an own webcomic, called "Badly Drawn Kitties", which also features Fisk and Lucy. BDK is clearly superior to Better Days, but as Better Days belongs to Naylor and both comics are furry, that's not saying much. However, what many fucktards accusing BDK of being a rip-off fail to realize is that BDK has actually been around since long before Better Days. That's right, Mat owns the copyright to Lucy while Jay only owns Fisk. They initially decided to share their characters when they met in FurryMUCK and befriended each other.
Naylor later disowned BDK, claiming that he couldn't stand other's opinions and Mat was being un-American. In reality, Naylor only was butthurt because Mat grew tired of sucking Jay's sandworm and left him in favor of some hot pussy. Naylor decided to steal Lucy saying that she belongs to him because he fucked up her personality so she isn't BDK's Lucy anymore. Mat in contrast took the only sensible option and killed off Fisk in his comic, something long overdue everyone waited for.
- Mat clearing it all up on This Thread.
In the remake of BDK Fisk was wisely retconned from existence.
Examples from Badly Drawn Kitties:
Separation E-Mail Incident
After some time of the whole dramatic incident seen above, someone sent an e-mail to Jay Naylor which was CCed to Mat Sherer also, pointing out how stupid this little kiddie fight is. In Jay's own words it was so furry (he must be a fursecutor also). Naylor posted the said e-mail with his thoughs on the subject on his LiveJournal summoning some MOAR
sad butthurt buddies. Some of the furries took Jay's side, others took Mat's side, while normal people didn't even care, just waiting for the butthurt, "I-hate-you-NO-I-HATE-YOU" fest come to an end. After reading Mat's below comment, Naylor quickly removed the e-mail; sneaky bastard. Mat took the break up pretty well, other than Naylor, who posted the e-mail with his rants; He jus't can't.
Here's the Mail for your lulz:
Naylor then starts throwing his second-grade "I-know-more-than-you" insults (wich can be seen sprouting in his LiveJournal and his FurAffinity accounts every day, responding to those idiotic fans who don't know how to talk to a gentleman properly). Because Naylor, as we all know him, just
couldn't can't keep it in his pants, he had to attack Mat.
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What really got Mat angry was Naylor's disrespect toward his own fans (because trying to pull a Snapesnogger stunt just didn't work). He posted some few rants about it but didn't make the same amount of drama that Jay did:
—Mat loses it.
The event ended like it has started: filled with shit. Nothing changed for the Better Days comic as the character Lydia wasn't used by Jay anymore, the only thing that changed is Jay's claiming to own Lucy (claiming to own a character is sad itself, let alone a furry one). For BDK things took another turn, Matt was such a big baby that he killed Fisk in his comics and, when his fat excuse of a Girlfriend, Kat Smith, began to draw his BDK strips from scrap (trying to make a buyable comic book), she, being enforced by the male furfag (we mean Jay, because Mat can't be defined as a male, as seen here and because she also hates him, as can be seen here), changed Lucy's last name and Lucy's brother's name. As for the fandom, nothing changed, as expected; some sucked Naylor's foreskins and others fingerbanged Matt, but all in all, every furfag that once did read both comics still reads both comics.
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His Ultimate Fantasy, As Written By Himself
tl;dr version: scroll down.
Short version: He wants to meet Bubba and his friends in jail.
Experts say that this in fact was not created by Naylor, because Fisk would never be caught, even if he raped his whole family after eating their organs while they were still screaming in agony, because he is The American Hero.
- His Website.
- "Better Days"
- "Original Life"
"New Worlds"Now canceled due to major faggotry.
- friend and lurker's reaction. <- troll here for
- <- troll here
- His Twitter account
- The Goddamned Furry Board's /bitch/ board, has shitloads of anti-Naylor threads and is center of the naylor hate-dom (and sauce of several parody images in this article)
- Something Awful:Profile of a Confurvative <---Commentary on his Better Days comic and its conservafaggotry
- CYD critique of Better Days
- Review of Better Days
- Another review of Better Days...
- ...and one of Original Life
- Objectivist type blog thang
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