Fatass Denial Bloggers
Fatass Denial is the LULZy opposite of anorexia: it's when fat fucking hambeasts live in total denial of their bloated existence. They often have blogs reeking of this fat mentality, which generates big fat LULZ
Here are some of these bloggers:
So deep in denial that she thinks she has an 'apple shape'. However, the effect that gravity has upon apples (making them fall from trees) is markedly different to the effect that it has upon Jessica (i.e., a bellybutton level with her knees, an extra pair of tits on her shoulderblades, and thighs that look like those columns of uncarved kebab meat). Which is ironic because just a few pounds more and Jessica will be on the verge of acquiring a measurable gravitational field of her own.
Her denial is not verbal, but visual. She 'models' clothes for other obese wimminz, maintaining that she looks hott, when in fact she looks like a gift-wrapped hippopotamus. Her denial is best summed up in her slogan: "100% real. No filters. No photoshop." This is so horribly obvious that she doesn't need to point it out to anyone who is not a wheezing, wobbling, deluded blob. Sample comments from her reviews include:
- "I'm wearing the size 3x and am a solid 26 on bottom and they fit wonderful. I've had no issues with seams ripping or see-through."
- "Why is it that us plus size women feel that we have to be skinny in order to be allowed to go workout?"
- "I have NEVER believed that a girl my shape could pull off a skinny jean/jegging and really make it work, however consider me a devoted skinny jean disciple. Period. [...] Skinny is my life. So for ANY girl thinking they can't do it, let me tell you - I'm a size 26/28, over 300lbs, 5'8" and I rock that ISH. :) You can too!"
Miriam Lazewatsky blogs her fatass denial at http://atheologist.tumblr.com (and, since the cunt obviously can't STFU between gobbles of CAKE, longer rantings can be found at http://theinbetweenie.wordpress.com and vomiting out her shit on twitter (@ms_meems) http://twitter.com/ms_meems). What makes this moron especially funny is that SHE THINKS SHES BLOGGING ANONYMOUSLY...as a result, various confessions she's made about her pitiful fat fucking self are now blasted across teh internet:
Thanks to her obesity, obscentity-laden blogs, we now know all about:
- How Miriam Lazewatsky gorged herself into a health crisis...yet STILL insists that you can have Health At Every Size (HAES)...dumbcunt
- Miriam Lazewatsky's sexual fantasies (involving rape)
- Miriam Lazewatsky's Mirena IUD (which Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED is "in love with" TMI!!),
- How Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED that she uses the same lube as her parents (ew, just EW!)
- How Miriam Lazewatsky BLOGGED about her tits (G-cups, tracked with stretch marks) and ass ("I have rolls of fat on my back that I'd prefer not to highlight," she BLOGGED)
- How Miriam's mommy Audrey Lazewatsky got half her brains blown out...but Miriam's the one with the DAIN BRAMAGE!
- How even the faggots at GLAAD fired Miriam Lazewatsky for blogging on the job!
- How Miriam Lazewatsky got butthurt for blogging the N-word on a (now defunct) blog
But a quick scan of Miriam Lazewatsky's blog shows she hits all the bases for fat mentality: she blames society for being called a fatass (rather than her FAT FUCKING ASS), she backstabs people on her blog, then screams VICTIM!!1 when the lying fat fuck gets found out, she blames the BANK for her bouncing checks (rather than, oh, her lamebrain's inability to do ARITHMETIC). (All that and MOAR can be found here and here)
- Fatty Miriam Lazewatsky's OKCupid Page: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/RetroModernette...if boning fat cows is ur thang. WARNING: Check out Gallery, below, before hooking up with her...
- Miriam Lazewatsky's moronic feminazi rantings http://atheologist.tumblr.com...where she acts all butthurt about her pathetic jobless life.
- Miriam Lazewatsky's desperate attempt to cover up the truth online Miriam Lazewatsky Harvard
Margitte Kristjansson (UCSD Cummunications Department)
Meet 337 pound fatass Margitte L. Kristjansson, who blogs at RIOTSNOTDIETS.com. Hilariously, this fatass denial blogger weighs in at a PORKING 337 pounds. Yet she just keeps NOMing down that cake...and, since fatchicks are known to suck a mean cock, [Margitte Kristjansson] gulps down the jizz of gallons of San Diego fratboys.
Jenn Leyva (FatSmartAndPretty.com)
Porker Jenn Leyva (Columbia College '12) rationalizes her bloated fucking ass at fatsmartandpretty.com. Jenn Levya also posts fatporn, including this pic, on her blog. Needless to say, Jenn Levya stole her blog-name from another skankwhore, Lena Chen; and, like Lena Chen, Jenn Levya just loves slurping jizz--so much that the whore is thisclose to bursting!
—Jenn Leyva, who nonetheless tries to rationalize her inability to STOP SHOVING FOOD IN HER ENORMOUS PIEHOLE
Stephanie Vincent blogs at radicalhateloss.com. Which is pretty funny, since she obviously LOVES being a hambeast...or, at least, she loves donuts too much to shut her fucking piehole and go on a diet!
—Typical fat bitch Kath Barbadoro rhapsodizing about her beastly belly on The Tummy Project
—fat Brazilian bitch who needs to STFU, rather than cram more jelly donuts into her pie hole
2014 FuglyCunt Danielle Keats Citron HATES this page!
In 2014, this page made HISTORY by being included in the 2014 book by fuckuglycunt Danielle Citron, "Hate Crimes in Cyberspace" (Harvard University Press, 2014), page 257!!1
- Lawd, The LULZ never end on this page! Thanks Karen Rayne u whore!
- Miriam gets pwned for her racist tumblings
- Miriam Lazewatsky
- WTF is up with the fat acceptance movement?
- lol, fatandtheivy.tumblr.com
- LOL @ fatass Jenn Leyva at SLUTWALK San Diego
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