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LaraLove, later Jennavecia, and now called Indubitably is a dirty bint and (former) administrator on TOW. She is in her mid-twenties and is a stay-at-home MILF of two young children, yet dresses like a 16-year-old girl without any fashion sense. She also admits to having borderline personality disorder, and is a massive fan of the shit band Tool, known for their love of fisting and scat play or rather, the musical equivalent thereof. She also has levels of unwarranted self-importance rivaled only by Sceptre.
She has been called "the most hated MySpace user on Wikipedia" by the Wikipedia Review, where she transforms into her alter-ego "LaraHate". She also left Wikipedia for a short while, like a typical drama queen, but due to Wikipedia being as addictive as heroin, she was back binging on it after a few weeks in rehab. Due to the fact that she is also batshit insane, she is a fan of scat rape porn.
LaraLove claims to be the mother to two chinchillas, but that's just a cover-up for the fact that when she was 19 and four years later, at 23, she got banged up by an anonymous man, whom she has no recollection of. As a result, she has two children (and no longer drinks alcohol), but she cares more about giving knowledge about Tool (along with her BFF the_undertow) to the child in Africa than educating her own children. In fact, she is so obsessed with Maynard's babbling that every second edit summary is a homage to one of his lyrics. They really should just get a fucking room together and talk about the spiritual enlightenment which taking LSD once every seven years brings you, so that without harassment from anon as described below, they can be Happy Together.
LaraLove is also a massive fan of "lol-speak" of the I Can Has Cheezburger? variety, something which is also evident in many of her edit summaries. She's a "sysop and 'crat" on the LulzWiki, a wiki that is such an utter load of shit that it is a blasphemy towards those who have even the remotest understanding of what lulz means. The "LulzWiki" [sic] obviously needs some of Grawp's tender loving care as soon as possible. This use of lolspeak is a worrying trend on Wikipedia; even people like Alison are doing it now, although they probably wouldn't know how to use an imageboard even if they were given step-by-step written instructions for how to do so. Like many other fake editors, LaraLove just edits as a hobby because she has nothing better to do with her life, and it's more interesting than looking after the kids. She is certainly not an expert on anything other than the precise measurements of Maynard James Keenan's tool.
When Chet "Coffee" Long's family fell apart, Jenna got him out and even helped him sign up for the U.S. Air Force. And then he ended up on Wikipedia, where he turned into one of the biggest right-wing whiny cockbaskets in the entire admin corps, and that's one hell of an achievement. Thanks, Lara!
Lara's level of unwarranted self-importance that's rivaled only by Sceptre is partly because she is one of the few real females, with XX chromosomes, who have ever become well-known Wikipedians. But so many of them keep turning out to be traps every day, LaraLove might end up being a trap, too, because she had two kids like Britney Spears and while Britney spent millions on plastic surgery, she still has this ugly-worn-out-mom look that Lara (who is also thinner) doesn't have. Quite likely, LaraLove is the father of the children.
But can we be sure?
Okay let's go through the e-famous TOW "ladies".
- Unfortunately, rumor has it Alison was born male and her first name originally was "Butch".
- Angela Beesley
- Although her article had some jokes with ASCII art and a pic that wasn't her, Angela's real pic is too fugly not to be a man.
- A transsexual in the style of Mr. Garrison. First comes out as gay, then changed sex, then oddly turns lesbian.
- This person is way too pretty to be anything other than a natural-born woman. This is a famous person and well-known and we all know this is a woman from looking up her history.
- Kelly Martin
- This is a real female-born TOW person. She also founded alt.religion.scientology, though because she's a woman some stupid male pig stole credit just like men have done throughout history.
- A nerdy girl but still a girl. A guy would never have a name like Francine. She was instrumental in getting Bedford's stuff off Wikipedia. A guy would've just fapped to that material.
- Madame Wikiwiki
- A woman cannot have a jaw that square.
- Mistress Selina Kyle
- According to Blissyu2, this is Somey, a man.
- Persian Poet Gal
- A pretty trap, but still a trap.
- Poetlister, Taxwoman, et. al
- These are all real women.
- Also a completely real woman. Would a trap claim to be a "feminist wikipedian"? No way! Not a trap at all.
- Sgt Snopake
- Was "The Party Van" posing as a 15 year old girl to bust "Nathanrdotcom". (Wait, what?)
- Someone uploaded a chick's nudes and got banned for it. On the rare chance it wasn't a guy, it's one less "lady" on TOW.
- Used to work as a spy for MI5 and during one of the missions, he had a sex change to go under cover.
- Urban Rose
- This is an extremely hot trap, but unfortunately his pic with the vagina was photoshopped. The real one, if it had been taken, would have had a penis.
So as you can see, LaraLove is likely a man just like all the other TOW "ladies".
LaraLove is the most gross violator of WP:NOT#MYSPACE there has ever been (lol, not really). She has created the "Bathrobe Cabal", also known as the grand parade of overweight (and severely underweight) nerdy men who lounge around the house all day editing Wikipedia (maybe she is a closet FFA; although if that was true she'd be better going with the pie-loving Mexican of Deftones than John Maynard Keynes, but then that wouldn't happen because she's a white supremacist, as explained below). This is because she is ronery in the real world, and as such develops infatuations with weird rock stars and basement dwellers.
Sceptre was a member of the Bathrobe Cabal, but mysteriously disappeared from it recently. Some argue that this is because even he did not have the audacity to design his own logo just for his Wikipedia identity like LaraLove did, as you can see at the top of this very article. Also, cock-chop.
Love of Scat Rape Porn
- Title: Lara Love
- Year: 2008
- Director: Anonymous
- Aspect ratio: 1.5
- Synopsis: The film begins with a knock on Lara's door. The man, whose face is not seen, is welcomed by Lara. They talk about how the day has gone. The film then skips to a scene where Lara is seen from the man's point of view continuing their talk in a bar. Slightly intoxicated at this point, the man slips a few Rohypnol tablets into her drink. All becomes a blur, then the film skips to a scene of a visibly confused Lara in a dark, unidentified location. Her facial muscles struggle to move as she clearly tries to resist, in vain, the advances of the man who begins tearing her clothes off. Soon afterwords, the man drops his own clothing and proceeds to insert his bare, erect PENIS into her rectum without lubrication. After some struggle from the woman, she eventually concedes and gives in to the thrusts of the phallus, which by this point is starting to gather fecal matter along the course of its shaft. The film ends with a closeup of the unknown man's semen congealing at the entrance to her rectum.
—LaraLove, 6 April 2008
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See Kenneth Eng.
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