Jennifer is, how you say, a batshit insane Canuk, who lies about everything and has horrendous breasts. She is a regular poster of the Rants and Raves subforum of OKCupid. She has ragequit several times after being "frustrated" with the other regs there. However, she keeps coming back after two days(as a sock, then makes a new profile shortly after) because she can't stay away from the trolls. She is also fat. Since she's fat, she compares her body to Marilyn Monroe and Lynda Carter, the lady that played Wonder Woman during the 1970s. She also cannot have children. Not because she's old, but because her womb is polluted with guinea pig fur.
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She also has a habit of being too trusting to her fellow posters of RnR, and will always show <3 for a poster is one word of their post somehow colludes with whatever she's talking about. However, if you disagree with her, she'll think you turned on her, and call you names and threaten your family with AIDS, while saying she's a nice, zen like person.
She's (alias DragonflyDust) also a retard in denial. This could be due in part to the multiple strokes she has experienced. She likes to repost her tl;dr posts to people that suddenly "backstab" her to prove her point because she can't think of anything else to say.
As a sock (of course), Jen came back. her "attorney and friend", the poster had advised Jennifer not to post in the Rants and Raves forum anymore. However, her other sock keeps posting. We can only hope she gets a hint and quits the internet and becomes an hero.
Aug. 21: She came back, allegedly.
- Current OKCupid profile Baleeted.
- Her Facebook Private
- Her sock profile Baleeted
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