Jennifer (Jenny) McDermott (McDerpmott) is a horse-faced Bill Bailey lookalike, who got fired from her job because she tried to scam people using their name. Jenny McDermott is the biggest loser on the internet. To solidify this fact, even the scumfuck himself Brett Keane, her former BFF decided to distance himself from her because she was too much of a cunt.
Making a false gofundme to buy shit
The Waitress Station, where Jenny used to work as a waitress (because it is literally the only job she is qualified for) had a small fire. Not a big deal, these things happen. Of course the insurance took care of it, like they do, because that's what you fucking pay them for. But Jennifer, in her infinite wisdom decided to create a gofundme, in order to raise money for herself. The company. Not herself. The company, obviously. Totally not herself. Despite the company being up and running within a month, someone had to create a gofundme, right? So Jenny created a sob story, and decided to e-beg.
Of course the company didn't endorse that, so they promptly fired her dumb ass, right around Christmas, to induce the Christmas spirit of giving to the world. What we saw was an ebin show meltdown, that not even Чорнобильська could match. And since then her health has deteriorated extremely and she has gotten crazier by the day.
Then bitch got fired
—Shades Oceanfront Bistro
What do you do when you have nothing to do and no friends at all? You use your free time to name search yourself constantly, and so was the life of Jennifer. One day she stumbled upon an 8chan place called baphomet consisting of 13 year olds who want to be hardcore, so McDerp tried to fit in, showing off her disgusting lifeless body. But not even the perma-virgins of baph were interested in her. Mostly because she looks like she is 66, and nobody there is into girls whose age is in double digits, and because McDerpenderp is utterly revolting to look at. Also she definitely has a set of balls sticking out of the back of her panties.
Being Jenny and being the dumbest bitch to ever walk the earth, the image was filled with exif data, including her actual fucking position. Yes. Jenny gave away her position, like a complete dumb ass. Which resulted in baph being able to successfully dox the bitch.
Accusing ArmouredSkeptic of raping Shoe0nHead aka 
Having lost her mind and aged 30 years in just 2 months, Jennifer decided it was time to bitch about ArmouredSkeptic again, because he repeatedly rejected her offers to clown make-up and chill. So doing a move so bad, that even Kevin Logan and Brett Keane apologized to the victims, McDerpenderp chose to accuse shoe of being 17, a minor in certain states, and Greg aka ArmouredSkeptic of raping her, since she could not legally consent. Except for the fact that the age of consent is 17 in New York, where sh0e lives when she is not busy being lumberjacked in Canada. This of course did not sound like a salty bitch who got her feefees hurt. So McDerp made a shitty video where she showed off her not knowing jackshit about laws. Or even how to do the simplest of research, since all she had to do was to go to Shoe's ED article and see that not to be the case.
Supporting domestic abuse
In her infinite wisdom, Jenny has decided to team up with known abuser of women Christopher Roberts AKA "Sequester Zone" who she views as a comedic genius in the vain of bewildered ape. How long this partnership will last remains to be seen.
Oh, and of course she has accused everyone she disagrees with a meth-head, drug-abuser..
How time flies
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