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DENZEL'S USING A POWERBOOK SO YOU KNOW THE MOVIE IS FAKE RIGHT THERE.

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I FAIL TO SEE WHAT THE TOILET HAS TO DO WITH MY PERFORMANCE REVIHGULAHALUHALHGUALGHULAHGULAHGLAHGLAHGA SIR I AHUGLAHGLUAHGULAHGLA HGLAHGLAHGLAHG REGARDING MY SALARY HGALHALGAHLGUAHUGLAH LGAGLAHLAHGULAHLAHGLAG

WE HAVE A WITNESS THAT CAN PLACE YOUR DONG IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS MY FACE LAST JULY 4TH.

WARNING ON LIGHTER: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET HIGH? I WILL HOLD THE LIGHTER FOR THEM. GROW UP AND PUT THE BONG IN YOUR MOUTH YOU GODDAMN BABY.

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW A "FAGGOT" CAN ALSO MEAN A TIGHTLY-WRAPPED BUNDLE OF DICKS!!!! I MEAN STICKS. GUESS I HAD A FREUDIAN SPLURT!!! I MEAN SPLUTTERY FACE!!!! I MEAN FAGGOTY SLOBBERLGBLKGPTH. SHOULD I GET ANOTHER BEER? [Y/N]

I SEE YOU SCANNING GAY GROUPS AND GIVING OUT YOUR WORK NUMBER ON CHANNEL #FAGGOT.

YOU SIMPLY MUST AGREE TO BE GAY WITH ME. I INSIST THAT WE CLIMB INTO THE DICK PIT AND DO THE JOB RIGHT. FIRST I WILL CLIMB INTO THE DUMBWAITER AND YOU WILL LOWER ME DOWN. THIS IS THE BIG TIME AND YOU ARE BLOCKING PROGRESS. I DEMAND ACCESS TO THE KINGDOM HLUAHGLUAHLUAG

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HULAGHLUA ALHUG HALHA GLHAULG HALG (BRIEF BURSTS OF DICKLICKING).

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