Jessica Hopkins Leeds (née Caldwell) is a shriveled 76-year-old prune and Hillary Clinton operative who, in October of 2016, attempted to undermine America's fine democracy by taking part in an incredibly trashy New York Times attack article where she falsely-accused The Donald of "sexually assaulting" her on an aeroplane 30 fucking years ago. Unfortunately for old and technologically-challenged Jessica, the über-1337 cyber-sleuths of the internets are not easily fooled and they quickly realized that her story had more holes in it than the kids who attend Sandy Hook.
In exchange for her soul, Jessica received: 15-minutes of airtime on the Clinton News Network, a bag of jewgold from Hillary herself, her very own article on Encyclopædia Dramatica, and the fine gift of being E-raped harder than the young girl that Glenn Beck raped and murdered in 1990. Oh, and she also ended up getting "doxxed" by Fox News' Lou Dobbs.
The story doesn't end there, however, as Jessica's utterly deplorable lies quickly set off The Cosby Effect and encouraged numerous other crazy, unrapeable, gold-digging bitches to come to the media with equally ridiculous stories of being "sexually assaulted" by Donald Trump decades ago.
- 1 Trumps on a Plane
- 2 Anderson Cooper 180°
- 3 DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
- 4 Barbaro & 2hey Two: Electric Boogaloo
- 5 Jessica the Plagiarapist or: How I Learned to Stop Lying and Love Octotrump
- 6 "Doxxed" by Lou Dobbs
- 7 Trump's Alibi Witness is a Britfaginese Paedo-Enabler
- 8 Jessica's Step-Daughter is a Rapist
- 9 Whoria LOLred and the Cosby Effect
- 10 The Butler Sez Trump Dindu It
- 11 Lying Bitches for Hillary
- 12 They'll Rig It For Free
- 13 The Trumps Strike Back
- 14 BAWWWWW! ABA CENSORED ME! BAWWWWW!!111
- 15 Election Rigging Fail
- 16 Quotes
- 17 Gallery
- 18 See Also
- 19 External Links
Trumps on a Plane
On October 12, 2016, The New York Times published a bottom-of-the-barrel shitty attack article that was written by a pair of so-called "journalists" named Michael Barbaro and Megan Twohey. The article told the stories of two women who claimed that future American president Donald J. Trump had sexually harassed and grabbed them right in the pussy at least 100 years ago.
One of the two lying bitches featured in the article was a septuagenarian hag named Jessica Leeds – a registered Democrat who claimed that The Don had forced himself on her during a plane ride in the 1980s. The other lying bitch was a pre-menopausal woman and known liar who is literally named "crooks" – Rachel Crooks.
Jessica claimed that, in the 1980s, she was riding in peasant-class an aeroplane when the stewardess suddenly asked whether she wanted a free upgrade to first-class for absolutely no reason at all. As you probably already guessed, the seat Jessica was relocated to was directly beside Donald Trump. Soon after this, Trump lifted up the armrest between the seats and began fondling Jessica's bodacious A-cups.
After 15-minutes of feeling-up Jessica's non-existent titties, Trump decided to lower his standards and move his hands down towards Jessica's smelly baby-chute. It was at this point that Jessica got up from her seat and immediately retreated to the restroom to both escape from Trump and to see what would happen if she launched her latest miscarriage out of an aeroplane toilet at 30,000 feet.
Anderson Cooper 180°
After The New York Times' shit piece ran, Jessica decided to appear on the Clinton News Network's Anderson Cooper 360° to read her epic fanfic to the sheepy masses. Anderson Cooper of course being the same silver-haired fudgepacker and sorry excuse for a debate moderator who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault during a nationally televised presidential debate because of the Billy Bush tapes.
—Jessica Leeds, explaining why the media should have ignored her
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Internet detectives soon discovered the fatal flaw in Jessica's story—and no, it wasn't the fact that she allowed Trump to grope her tits for 15-fucking minutes before getting cold feet—ARMRESTS IN 1980S PLANES DON'T LIFT OMGWTFBBQ!!111
Soon after this startling revelation became public knowledge in the Twittersphere, an unverified account claiming to be New York City Aviation decided to come out and attempt to earn their beloved Senator Palpatine's praise by claiming that some 1980s planes did have liftable armrests.
—NYCAviation, an un-verified Twitter account shilling for Hillary
Barbaro & 2hey Two: Electric Boogaloo
Shockingly, this was actually not the first time that libtard cuckboy Michael Barbaro and social justice cumdumpster Megan Twohey had attacked Donald Trump. Back in March, 2016, the dynamic duo had published yet another bullshit story in the New York Times entitled .
As you'd probably expect, they were called out for lying in that article too. But the funniest part? IT WAS ONE OF THEIR OWN SOURCES WHO CALLED THEM OUT!!111
—Rowanne Brewer Lane, calling out these lying twats
—The Jew York Times, defending slander and asking for it
Jessica the Plagiarapist or: How I Learned to Stop Lying and Love Octotrump
"Doxxed" by Lou Dobbs
Trump's Alibi Witness is a Britfaginese Paedo-Enabler
Jessica's Step-Daughter is a Rapist
In the mid-2000s—while Jessica was busy not falsely accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault—her step-daughter, Gail Susan Leeds, was busy helping her boyfriend Ananda Charles Rutkoff lure in unsuspecting retarded women to give him free blowjobs. The setup was simple – Ananda would pose as a helpless cripple and they'd post a job-listing for a caretaker on Craigslist, and the pair would then attempt to convince the dumb bitches who applied for the job that fellatio is a legitimate form of medical treatment for whichever horrible disease Ananda was suffering from.
This scheme may sound completely and utterly retarded, but in the end the pair were able to "trick" 12 incredibly dumb cunts into sucking Ananda's STD-ridden dick before being arrested after a 2-year-long investigation by the police.
Whoria LOLred and the Cosby Effect
- Claims she was groped for 15 minutes before she finally retracted her consent.
- A "writer" for People Magazine who decided to write about being assaulted by Trump. Trump's butler even says she's a liar.
Melinda Rose "Mindy" McGillivray
- A known child abuser and drunk driver who's currently fleeing the U.S. because Trump's hand brushed up against her arse at a concert that never even happened.
- A makeup artist who has attended Trump's rallies despite claiming that he grabbed her pussy in 1992. She's also thanked him for helping her out of an abusive relationship.
Cathy Schragis Heller
- A life-long democrat and DNC donor whose family owns a real estate company that's in direct competition with Trump's.
- His ex-wife who has admitted that she lied about being raped.
- Former contestant on The Apprentice who supported Trump until his campaign ignored her. Her own family say she's a liar.
- A literal 13-year-old whore who claims that she was a victim of Trump and paedojew Jeffrey Epstein despite the fact that she wasn't. Is currently attempting to sell an interview for $1,000,000.
- A yoga instructor and writer for the Huffington Shitpost who claims that she stopped wearing short skirts after Trump grabbed her titty at the US Open.
Temple Taggart McDowell
- A porn star who claims that she met Trump at a golf game and was offered 10k for sex. She also opened her own online sex shop a mere day before accusing trump.
- Noone was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump.
- Has video evidence of Trump grabbing her titties.
- The only person that we can confirm was actually raped by Donald Trump.
More Lying Bitches
- Kristin Anderson
- Rachel Crooks
- Cassandra Searles
- Ninni Laaksonen
- Mystery Bitch #1
- Mystery Bitch #2
OMG TRUMP SAW ME NEKKID!!111
- Mariah Billado
- Bridget Sullivan
- Tasha Dixon
- Samantha Holvey
—lol rape culture
The Butler Sez Trump Dindu It
Not wanting to be outjournaljismed by The New York Times, Sheeple Magazine writer Natasha Stoynoff decided to join the Trump Rape Train and make her own false-accusations against the presidential nominee – something that People Magazine actually ended up printing. Unfortunately for Natasha, the sole witness to the supposed "assault"—Anthony "Tony" Senecal, Bruce Wayne's long-time butler—ended up telling the whole world that she was full of shit.
—Trump, on Natasha Stoynoff
—Summer Zervos, telling the truth
—Whateva! Trump does what Trump wants!
—Temple Taggart McDowell, revealing that Hillary is paying her at least 75k
Lying Bitches for Hillary
Despite the mountain of the evidence showing that Donald Trump was the actual victim, the filthy, Jew-run mainstream media continued to roll with the "Trump is a sexual predator." narrative in yet another attempt to rig the election for their anointed queen, Killary Rotten Cunton.
—Jessica Leeds, telling The New York Times that she hates alpha males
—"Jessica Leeds" on Facebook
Oh, and we can't forget to mention the "13-year-old rape victim" who took a short break from sobbing about her supposed "abuse" at the hands of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein to accuse Trump of committing an even more horrible crime – being a racist towards Muslims, Mexicans, niggers and even insulting his Jewish paedophile friend Jeffrey Epstein.
They'll Rig It For Free
Upon seeing the influx of damsels in distress, a pair of "first amendment lawyers" named Ted Boustrous and Laurence Tribe decided to score some easy Twitter points by offering to represent any Trump accusers pro bono (a Latin term meaning "He does it for free") in the name of defending a woman's right to slander a man with false rape accusations.
—Ted Boutrous, referring to slander as "free speech"
—Laurence Tribe, tossing Trump's presumption of innocence out the goddamn window
The Trumps Strike Back
The "interview" consisted of Jessica going full cunt on Melania Trump by comparing her condemnation of Jessica's lies to Hillary Clinton's cover-ups and threats against Bill Clinton's actual rape victims.
BAWWWWW! ABA CENSORED ME! BAWWWWW!!111
Election Rigging Fail
Karma's a bitch and so are you.
Life is like a hurricane here in Cuckburg.
- Stag Party
- The Donald
- Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinton
- Bill Cosby
- 2016 Presidential Election
Social Media Bitch List
- LOL BALEETED
- - One of the cunty anti-Trump NYT reporters who started this lie.
- - Cuck incarnate.
- - The "First Amendment Lawyer" who wrote an article libeling Trump.
The Other Bitches
- - Proof that Allred is now taking hostages.
- - The so-called evidence that Jessica has the same number as The Clinton Foundation.
- MyLife Report
- Trump blocked my ocean view!!111 - What a (((coincidence)))!
- The Altrusa Club - lol Tripod
- LIKE AN OCTOPUS ON LSD
- A hilarious Facebook page dedicated to her - Most of the people who are calling her out are women.
- - Courtesy of Whitepages.
- email@example.com - Who allows their email to be displayed online in the current year? Old people, that's who.
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