His stand-up routine is a cutting-edge combination of jokes about niggers, cripples, teh gheys, and anyone who isn't white, English, and from London. This usually generates vast amounts of drama. Some have argued that he does it for the lulz, except it isn't funny.
—Typical Davidson joke.
—Cutting edge satire we've come to expect from Jim
—Sometimes he gets it right
In September of 2007, Jim was kicked off the celebrity reality TV show 'Hell's Kitchen' for insulting another fail celebrity, Big Brother contestant Brian Dowling, by calling him a 'shirtlifter', which is UK slang for a gay. Although this was an entirely accurate assessment of his deviant lifestyle, the media collectively shat bricks and demanded his head. Even the notoriously right wing newpaper The Daily Heil jumped on the 'Fuck Jim' bandwagon.
No stranger to controversy, four years earlier he cancelled gigs because disabled audience members at one of his performances refused to be moved from the front row. Given the Nazi's policy towards the handicapped, it wasn't the best move on their part. But then they are mentals.
—Jim's official response to the drama
Eventually, after even the cripples and mental defectives decided they didn't want to watch him any more, Jim was reduced to prancing around in tights in front of those too young to know any better. But it would seem that even they don't care for Jim and his controversial humor.
As police investiations into light entertainment deviants continued in the wake of the Jimmy Savile loldrama, cockerney geezah Jim Davidson came out to blame it all on the 'loony left' and vocally announce that he was not involved at all but was, nevertheless, afraid he might be accused. Which is kind of odd, considering that, until he mentioned it, nobody had given any thought to Jim Davidson possibly being involved at all. However, in a shocking turn of events nobody saw coming, Davidson was arrested on the 2nd of January 2013, resulting in the abrupt cancellation of his planned appearance on Celebrity Big Brother.
NEWSFLASH ... In August 2013, the Crown Prosecution Service dropped all charges against JD, saying that there was insufficient evidence to expect a reasonable chance of conviction.
This is completely unrelated to Davidson's connections with the Royal Family:
- The drunken, wife-beating shitbag (who was awarded an OBE by the Queen) is a Past Grand Master of Chelsea Masonic Lodge and ...
- ... founder of his very own British Forces Foundation Masonic Lodge (no. 9725), whose patron just happens to be Prince Charles
- BFF Lodge's trustees include former NATO Secretary-General and Queen's Privy Counsellor the Rt Hon Lord Robertson of Port Ellen
- ... who is also an Elder Brother and Member of Court, Trinity House (PDFile .. allegedly) whose current "Master" is HRH Princess Anne.
Anway, forget I said that. Where were we? Oh yeah: The unfunny cunt was said to be "pleased" at the CPS decision. (I bet you were, Jim. Let's not forget that you still face one outstanding charge arising from Yewtree, which is due to be examined by the Falkland Islands police force).
None of the crimes for which JD was not prosecuted involved any children. Therefore it stands to reason that other crimes for which he may yet be prosecuted did involve some children. So calling him a nonce is fine. QED.
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