Jordan Hunt

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Jordan Hunt aka Cuck Norris is a pathetic excuse of a Canadian satanist vegan nu-male feminist soyboy from Toronto, Canada. He is famous for roundhouse-kicking a woman from Lifesite News in a pro-choice protest. After assaulting the woman, he defended himself like a little bitch saying he meant to kick her phone, then he yanked off a ribbon that the victim was wearing and ran away like a little soy-pussy. Police later came but didn't do anything about it...yet.

Cuck Norris Identified[edit]

Next day later, the woman posted the video of the assault. And thanks to the internets, the video went viral and Cuck Norris' true identity is revealed as Jordan Hunt, a hair stylist from Noble Studio. Not anymore now that Noble Studio fired his soy ass after the assault on the internet got their attention! After he got fired, he purge all of his social media pages to cover the remaining tracks.

Jordan is living proof that ABORTION SHOULD BE AS SAFE AND LEGAL AS POSSIBLE. As a matter of fact, whole cities should be aborted. Toronto definitely qualifies.

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He also kicks little kids

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