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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|This article needs a serious clean up|
Kanadajin is a Jblogger from Canada who has become infamous on the internet for her piss poor attitude, drama kindling, and shocking stupidity. Despite showing characteristics of the common weaboo, Mira considers herself to be the supreme expert on all things Nihon. In reality, her knowledge of Japan is based on animu, sweeping generalizations, and TV stereotyping. She claims her full legal name is Mira Nagayama, but it is suspected that it is Miranda Constable. She named her Youtube channel kanadajin3 so she could call herself "kanadajin-san," because she still doesn't know how to use Japanese honorifics. She is based out of Tokyo and has been living there continuously since 2011.
If you ever make a comment disagreeing with her, wait a day and then make another comment somewhere. Then logout and see your comment just vanishes and is only visible when you're logged in. If Mira allowed open comments, they would make this article look positive toward her in comparison.
Mira claims she is from Toronto but has said numerous times on her Facebook, Blog, Twitter and in the comments and on videos that she was born in Northern Ontario, in a tribal village that is too small to fit on a map. She used to have a video showing her audience footage of how she and her family used to have to survive by killing wildlife but she has taken down the video due to numerous complaints she received from PETA noobs. Her dad is a drug addict and her mom drank heavily while pregnant, which resulted in Mira's fetal alcohol syndrome features. Mira was a heavy weeaboo, admitting in earlier videos to frequenting izakayas and latching onto the first Japanese man who would take her to Japan. She started her first YouTube channel called The girl who loves to BI%%CH where she badmouthed everything her tiny brain could think of until she nuked it and started her Japan channel.
Moving to Japan
Mira moved to Japan with her boyfriend who she then married in Japan. She started off making long, non-edited boring videos where she ranted about her mother-in-law and gave tips on living in Japan for retarded people such as "Look both ways when you cross the street." Her YouTube channel started to gain viewers when she rode the coattails of a more popular jblogger, Sharla in Japan. She loves Japan totez much so when her husband needed to leave the country for his job, she divorced him and stayed in Japan. She took on the job of kyabakura hostess, where she whored herself out to Japanese men in exchange for expensive clothing and accessories, which she brags about constantly in an attempt to detract from her hideous face.
Here's a new video she made to cover her ass. She leaves out the reason why she divorced her ex-husband to make it sound like it just didn't work out, they broke up, and she decided to stay. She left out that he had to move for his job and she divorced him so she could stay in Japan.
More Japanese than Canadian
And she doesn't like foreigners bringing their culture into her Japan, despite the fact that she's an inbred white girl and half her videos are rants about Japanese people doing things the "wrong way." But it's okay for her to say that, because she's Japanese. She's even fluent in the language.
She knows perfect Japanese except for writing, reading, and speaking. Her Japanese is so bad that Japanese viewers have to ask each other to translate her Japanese.
Her dream is to be a housewife in Japan and have Japanese babies. The babies will be so Japanese that she's stated repeatedly she'll refuse to let them learn English since "It's not needed."
Pictures of her supposed second husband were leaked on Pretty Ugly Little Liar, Mira told everyone she's single so she can keep reliving her kyabakura days, sucking Japanese dick for Burberry and Louis Vuitton knockoffs. She still tells everyone she's single, and whenever anyone mentions anything about her husband she bursts into ragemode and threatens to call the cops or lawyers. EDIT: It is confirmed that Mira has no relation to the man who was appearing on PULL as her husband, have received documentation from the man complaining that he has nothing to do with her, doesn't want to talk to her and has not seen her in almost a year. The man in her pictures is her ex boyfriend but doesn't wish to be associated with her (even he can't stand her). It has been suspected that she is married to Rody or is married to her ex husband who apparently left the country.
TAKE DOWN NOTICE
Kanadajin3 likes to google herself and lurked the Kiwi Farms forum until it shut down. (It's similar to the PULL forum.) She saw a post regarding her, got buthurt and sent an email to the forum crying for her pictures to be removed.
Mira claims she came to Japan on a working holiday visa but it is suspected that she got married before she came to Japan and arrived on a spouse visa. She now claims to have permanent residence visa, even though she has not been living in Japan for five years. There are speculations that she is here on a spouse visa from her ex husband, has no visa and is over staying in Japan, or that she is on a tourist visa and keeps leaving the country re-entering to gain another 90 day access to her kawaii kingdom.
Extreme narcissism and fake accounts
Mira deletes almost every negative comment, constructive criticism, and difficult questions from her youtube and facebook. She keeps small criticisms here and there so that her unaware followers don't get suspicious.
Other fake accounts include /u/kakunin on reddit, made specifically to post her new videos immediately after uploading. But the only thing /r/japan hates more than jbloggers are jbloggers named kanadajin, and being the extremely transparent shit-filled paper bag she is, everyone immediately knew what she was doing and downvoted the everloving shit out of her.
Her sockpuppet ways were first revealed through the website Pretty Ugly Little Liar. Most of her hilarious attempts at defending herself can be found there. She also posts all her new video uploads to 2ch in an attempt to find more Japanese male followers she can whore out to.
Like a true sociopath, Mira actually has no opinions. She says whatever she thinks will get her the most attention or followers at the time. Her current mode of operation is "extreme conservative", in order to woo the Japanese right-wing neto-uyo. These opinions consist of:
- Kill all the whales.
- Fukushima never hurt anyone.
- Comfort women are a lie.
- Women's places are in the home, and any woman who doesn't cook and become a mother is literally Hitler.
- China is also Hitler.
Fighting with her "Fans"
Mira has carefully cultivated a reputation as a retarded mother badger who defends every sentence out of her mouth with blind rage. She's so dedicated to winning an argument that she will contradict herself many times over in desperate attempts to refute the newest accusation. Anyone who disagrees gets insulted, and then reported to the police for harassment.
Mira's current strategy is to claim that every negative comment about anyone online is something that should be reported to the police. She got into fights with her twitter followers after defending Sam_Pepper from criticism, saying people should just report him to the police and stop criticizing him online. She often says now whenever anything is mentioned about her life that she's terrified for her safety. This is in stark contrast to her previous philosophy, where she uploaded videos against anyone who criticized her (now all deleted). This includes the audio from a fight she had with her current husband, which she claimed to be domestic violence.
One previous video was dedicated completely to a single "crazy hater" of hers. She revealed the full name of the person who criticized her, belittled her for approximately ten minutes, and then defended her video (now deleted) in the comments. Update: After obsessing over her ED article, she unprivatized her video in a horribly stupid attempt to try to prove this article wrong. This is a prime example of her doing anything to try to win a new argument, even though it contradicts everything else she's been saying.
After reaching 80,000 subscribers on YouTube she declared that she's famous, and now she walks around outside in disguise so that she won't be recognized (because she fears for her safety).
Lies Mira's been caught in
As a known sociopath focused on winning her immediate arguments and nothing else, every other sentence Mira says is a lie. This results in constant contradictions because she can't keep her stories straight. She will also reverse any argument at any time to suit her current needs, no matter how bad it makes her look or how much evidence there is of her previous standpoint.
Denying her real name
Miranda's real name is Miranda, but since that isn't Japanese enough she pretends she was born with the name Mira. Despite being called Miranda in various videos, being called Miranda by her ex-boyfriend, and having old accounts on other websites under the name Miranda, she flat out lies to her viewers and insists her name has always been only Mira.
Mira made plans to do a social experiment where she dressed up in blackface so she could prove there was no such thing as racism against black people in Japan. She supposedly walked around town, confusing and scaring the Japanese populace. But because no one tried to hang her she called the experiment a success and bragged about it in her comments.
Calling other jbloggers competition
Mira is infamous for referring to youtube as a competition and other jbloggers as her competitors, but when she steals video ideas and makes the same videos suddenly youtube isn't a competition anymore.
Lying about her dad being a drug addict
Mira once used her dad's history as a drug addict to try to win an internet argument, and then later when people kept bringing it up as an example of why she's retarded, she lied and said people made it up.
Being a weeaboo
Miranda pretends to have no interest in anime to avoid being called a weeaboo, and even publicly refers to anime as "cartoons" and manga as "comics" to further distance herself. She's stated before that she hates them, although after stalking Sharla and noticing the animu plushies Sharla puts in the background of her videos, Miranda like always attempted to horribly copy her by adding ONE Pokemon stuffed animal to her background.
This all came to a head when her ex-boyfriend's blog was found, and he talked about how she had been dressing up as Pokemon and geisha for Halloween long before she had ever even come to Japan. This is in contrast to Miranda's claims that she had absolutely no interest in Japan before suddenly moving on a whim one day with her Japanese husband.
Her ex-bf also has an entire blog post dedicated to her website, 123Japanese, where she was pretending to be an expert in the Japanese language in 2010, years before she ever went to Japan.
Her website 123Japanese
Before it became public knowledge that she had control of the website 123Japanese, she routinely used its associated YouTube account to back up her arguments against other people. She also used the website's email address to create fake accounts on other websites attacking other female jbloggers. She still denies having any contact with the website whatsoever, but when the old blogs of her ex surfaced he clearly detailed how it was her website all along. Her stupid as fuck spelling errors are also immediately noticeable when she uses the account on YouTube. Additionally, her previous friends also claimed she owned the website. Her excuse is that she told everyone she owned the website but really didn't. Right. She also tries to act stupid and claim that the website wouldn't have an email address, when an email address was required to create its YouTube channel. The final piece of the puzzle is that the videos she used to upload to the 123Japanese YouTube channel taught Japanese in her voice, but she thinks that if she deletes something from the internet that no one will remember and she can claim it never happened.
Using men and being a gold digger
Miranda likes to rant about women who use men for money, and women who marry for Japanese visas. This is because she's incapable of reflecting on her own issues and therefore projects them onto other people. By attacking other people for the things she does, she hopes to draw attention away from herself so no one will know how horrible she really is. In a blog post written by her ex-boyfriend, he talks about paying for everything for her after she dropped out of high school, even after she admitted to cheating on him by sleeping with another guy. Her ex-boyfriend also talks about how he knew she'd slept around before they even started dating in 2007, when she was 15.
She's known for illegally working kyabakura and sleeping with her customers so that they'll buy her expensive brand products. These days she sleeps with men not just for money, but also for support against internet "haters", and of course a visa.
She has a pussy raging with yellow fever and only dates Japanese men when possible. Her ex boyfriend, first husband, subsequent kyabakura customers, second husband and secret boyfriends have all been Japanese or at least half-Japanese.
Fake stories (2015)
Mira is a pathological liar, and when there's no drama for her to cover up she goes out of her way to create fake stories detailing her heroism instead.
| Translation for those who don't speak retard:
"A black family was speaking in Japanese at a restaurant.
The waiter spoke to them in English.
The dad said 'I don't speak English' but the waiter continued anyway.
The poor baby said, 'Mama, I don't understand.'
Seeing this pathetic story unfold I became enraged and yelled at the waiter,
'THEY'RE JAPANESE! SPEAK TO THEM PROPERLY IN JAPANESE!'
The mother cried and thanked me for saving them."
|Wow such a hero this rly happened|
|Japan doesn't let in any Syrian refugees like every country in the world except white countries who are the only ones with open borders.  The refugees also are not starving  and would bitch about being given leftover food. They've complained a lot about food. So Mira made this story straight up. No Syrians in Japan. If there were, Mira would be whining about being gang-raped all the time.|
|Mira, weeb queen of babies|
|There is no situation where this would happen|
Rise to Notoriety and Weeaboo Drama
Mira survives on YouTube by giving her videos attention grabbing names with a weird (often misleading) thumbnail. Her videos are often titled with some grabbing line, such as "CRAZY JAPANESE CANDY" or, "JAPANESE ARE STUPID?!?". This has allowed her to become e-famous without the effort of making interesting videos. She first gained a bit of negative attention on the site Pretty Ugly Little Liars, where a user posted a thread to ask what the fuck was Mira's deal. The thread expanded as other users speculated on her shitty attitude, as well as her ignorance on the topics she insisted on teaching others. After Mira caught wind of the thread, she decided to do the wise thing by making about a dozen sockpuppet accounts to defend her asshole. One interesting little trait about Mira is that she has a unique, one of a kind style of spelling and writing, and isn't into spellcheck. She attributes this to her "forgetting how to speak English", which is complete horse shit. It's actually because she's fucking stupid and can't spell. Mira consistently misspells the same words in the same way, which makes her writing style distinctive and easily recognizable. What Mira failed to realize at the time was that most people know how to spell at her age. This made her sockpuppet accounts easy to spot and she was laughed out of the thread. Aside from generally making an ass out of herself, it was also noted that Mira threw other Jbloggers, many of whom were her friends, under the bus to alleviate the attention from herself. This caused some drama within the weeb community, as Kanadajin had also been sending her irl Jblogger friends harassing messages through sockpuppet accounts on other sites.
Rachel & Jun Drama (2013-2014)
After the sockpuppet accounts were outed by a PULL admin, a different Jblogger, Rachel & Jun, decided to share their own experiences with Mira.
As shown in the video, Mira is not the sharpest tool in the shed. One thing in particular that stands out about the sockpuppets is that she frequently accuses Rachel of marrying her husbando for a visa. HMMMMMMMMM. Much of Mira's attacks on other weeaboos were done to draw attention away from herself, so there's no doubt that this reflects on her personally. Mira met her Japanese ex-husband in Canada, moved to grorious Nippon with him, then divorced him when he wanted to get a job overseas. Gee wiz, Mira, projecting much?
Mira made her own response video where she tried to be so confusing and abstract that no one would be able to figure out if she was admitting to anything or not. Unfortunately, she couldn't stop herself from looking like a psychopath.