Kazakai, extremely butthurt by the fact that her Aunt had to adopt her because her real mother can't keep her legs shut (and, in fact, has put up at least two other children for adoption), claims to be half Azn. She is also a self-proclaimed transsexual that is NOT on testosterone or had any treatment whatsoever. She is also a self-proclaimed J-Rock superstar and sometimes claims to live in Tokyo when in fact she resides in Bumfuck, Ohio.
She's still unemployed and lives with her parents, nor does she seem to have the ability to drive.
- 1 Dorrie Drama
- 2 MOAR DORRIE DRAMA
- 3 My Best Friend Billy
- 4 I'm a REAL BOI!
- 5 A STARTLING INCIDENT! I R A GIRL
- 6 I am a Famous Azn DJ
- 7 Gallery of FUG
- 8 Videos
- 9 Screen Shots of her fucktardery
- 10 Animal Abuse
- 11 Hilarious Quotes
- 12 Sex with Ruki
- 13 Vandalising cemetery
- 14 A startling new incident! #2
- 15 CAPS-LOCK MEAN I R SERIOUS!
- 16 Akaribiernot - The Beasts Manager
- 17 'A tale of Incest and woe' Akari's Gallery
- 18 Troll Artwork
- 19 See also
- 20 External links Kazakai & Akaribiernot
The Kazbeast, like all good tartlets, cannot simply enter a fandom. She has to rape it. Due to her Azn origins, the Kazbeast entered the Dollfie fandom. The Kazbeast is dirt poor (as evidenced by her refined mannerisms), so how could she have entered a fandom that costs so much money? Well, we’ll tell you…
Kaz first gathered attention after joining the primary place of Dollfie worship and commerce, Den of Angels. The clueless hoards of dollfie fans provided the perfect culture for Kaz's scamming ventures.
For starters, Kazakai trolled a 14-year-old girl into selling her a $500 dollfie for $50. The kid was such a push-over that when everyone else on the forums kicked off about it, she kindly asked everyone to drop it. Pussy.
One of her more well-known scamming feats was to try to sell a doll that had yellowed and claimed it was in "omg-perfect condition" (See: Jew). After everyone pointed out she had posted proof of the doll being yellow through her photos and after their butthurt reactions she decided not to sell the doll.
Even after dozens of previous outbursts and accusations of fraud, the Kaz continued to scam members of Den of Angels out of their dolls and money. She placed an order for two doll heads (someone else paid, expecting to get one head and paid back for the second head [See: dipshit.]) She eventually received partial payment back - but had to post a scammer alert up on Den of Angels before she finally got the head that she paid for. After that thread was started, others eventually stepped up to post about their bad market experiences with Kazakai too.
Kazakai continued to scam, lie, and be a general ass for a further 3 months, and in total she scammed over $2000 worth of dolls, clothes and accessories, to the point of finally getting herself totally b&hammer'd from Den of Angels.
Kaz's less-than-sneaky attempt to get back into the doll community was foiled. The conversations she had with Celebare were suspicious enough, and people are aware that the two were best friends. Though recent speculation is that no one sane can be friends with someone as Batshit crazy as Kazakai-- unless they're getting some sex out of it.
During this time the Kazbeast tried to open up a shop to customize dolls - but didn't mention the whole "use of bodily fluids" in her sales pitch. Despite Celebare's grief and frustration with getting banned, Kaz showed no remorse for her friend. Instead, she tried to make it sound like a victory on her livejournal.
Celebare then posted about it in her livejournal, and many people came to give her their input on her unhealthy relationship with Kaz. Kaz, eager to be the center of attention, then jumped into the middle, shit-flinging jewels like
Kaz even did a little victory dance when she found out that she just terminated the friendship between the poster she just insulted and Celebare. All of this would just be a
sad, sad, story shit nobody cares about - but we dig deeper for the true lulz.
MOAR DORRIE DRAMA
Once again a foolish trusting doll owner (any average doll owner, amirite?) gave money/property to Kazakai and is now howling about her losses on Livejournal and apparently she has officially pressed charges against the Kaz. Days after being informed of this, the dolls miraculously appeared on their owner's doorstep, in groce condition and with $160 of accessories and shit still missing. The owner put so much pressure on Celebare (The Kaz's pussy whipped room mate) that she kicked her out of their two bedroom apartment and is now scrambling to get in a one bedroom without breaking her lease.
My Best Friend Billy
Meanwhile, Kaz is roaming homeless around the Columbus, OH area trying to find a new victim she can leech resources from and trying to gain sympathy by claiming-
This will surely win her at least 6 months room and board plus $500 in loads of colourful garbage for Kaz to festoon her podgy body with. Some people say she should forget killing her imaginary friend and become an hero herself. Remember Kazakai- it's up the road, not across the street. Do it right and make it count!
From Kaz's myspace-
From "Billie’s" Myspace-
Most damning of all is "Billie's" profile picture. Rainbow scarves totally hide your real identity from the internets, even when you do stupid identifiable shit like shave your eyebrows and look a helluva lot like Boy George.
Possibly because Kaz got sick of trying to mantain an alternate profile where she couldn't camwhore constantly, Billie was soon killed off and Kaz posted a cheesey-ass fairwell notice on 'his' profile..
I'm a REAL BOI!
Kazakai has no balls. She has no penis. She has boobs. She has a vagina. She is a woman, but tells people she is a man. She may not be taking any hormones, but she is a boy. And until she was about 20, she made no effort to look even remotely masculine, unless you count chopping off all your hair and dying it candy pink and mint green as masculine.
Furthermore, she does not plan to get any of this changed. No therapy, no testosterone, nothing. She has occasionally alluded to top surgury and hormones. She hasn't worked and saved for the "trans" part of transman. Instead, as soon as she gets her stubby fingers on some money, she immediately blows it on clothes, make-up, or more recently, a tonuge split.
From her Myspace-
...and so is my BoIfRiEnD!
Kazakai knows how to treat his boy/girlfriends really well!
After breaking up and getting back together over 9000 times, Kaz finally moved onto a new 'boyfriend', Irry,
who has a 99.99% chance of being IS another emo 'transman', standing at about 4'11 and over 9000 pounds.
A STARTLING INCIDENT! I R A GIRL
I am a Famous Azn DJ
Of course if you mention to Kaz that she looks like SiSeN, she gets immediately butthurt and goes batshit crazy, often posting whiney Journals on DeviantART and live journal about how she’s sick of people calling her SiSeN, and how he isn’t even a good DJ, even though he has millions of followers all over Japan and his own club… yep defiantly not a good DJ.
She even goes as far as to set out her user information and page layout in the same way as SiSeN’s
From Kaz's myspace-
From SiSeN’s Myspace-
Of course compared to the mighty Kazbeast, DJ SiSeN just pales in comparison. I mean, who wants, money, success, a house, and career? He’s blatantly copying the almighty Kazakai’s dress sense. And according to Kaz:
She forgot to add, “and Just because I copy his poses, and his user information, and just because I pretend to be a boi, and copy his clothes, and his accessories, it DOESN’T make me ANYTHING like SiSeN!! lies.
I’m a BOI really! lies
DEAR GOD! The Kazbeast is doing video diarys now... Listen to her Manly voice…
Screen Shots of her fucktardery
BAWW11!ONE a member of my “family” is dead!!
As if that wasn't enough, Kaz has a history of animal abuse as well. Her Walmart residence is currently home to an obese Samoyed. The dog has gotten so fat it can hardly get up to take a shit. Kaz often locks the dog outside for hours without water because it has fleas, and she can't be arsed to get it a flea collar. Some theorize that the dog caught its severe case of fleas from Kaz, herself, when it got too close to the hot-pink rat's nest she stores on top of her head.
In 2007, Kaz acquired a gawf black kitten from a neighbour, claiming that it was feral, and that she was "Omg amazing!!11!" with cats for being able to tame it. Later, the kitten in question reputedly befriended six other people, three cats, a dog, a llama, and the entire Persian army. The kitten might've suffered the same fate as Kaz's dog, if not for the intervention of her former room-mate, Celebare. According to posts in her livejournal, Celebare kept the kitten for fear of Kaz using it as an impromptu dildo.
Most recently, Kaz acquired a fatass mutt, who when she first got actually started camwhoring the dog as well. In light of the fact that, even though Kaz does not have a job and is an adult, neglected to train or housebreak the dog properly, now wants to get rid of it. Unfortunately, the prospect of anyone talking this untrained fleabag seems unlikely.
From her LJ-
From her Collarme-
Sex with Ruki
According to Kazakai, she has also reputedly slept with Gazette Band Member Ruki while attending an unnamed convention somewhere between her boy-vag and Sexy AZN body. It was while attending said convention where said member of Gazette approached her and groped her ass from under her skirt several times before finally he followed her back to her room and proceeded to have Kimky-hardcore-anal-rape. There was said to be vomit spewing from every known hole in all of the universe.
Link to news report re-found!! http://www.the-daily-record.com/news/article/1531322
——Judge Robert J. Brown
Shame that 2 weeks after the attack, Kaz was seen spamming her LJ, MySpaz and DeviantART pages, with photos of the vandalized graves.
A startling new incident! #2
HAI GAIZ! seems that the KazBeast is going to get her E-lawyer to E-sue us! lock up your paypal accounts! and by E-lawyer we of course mean her "Brother"/"manager"/"Lover" (Akaribiernot). After leaving her DA account after being flamed by the BJD community over stolen goods, Kaz reappeared 3 months later posting up this journal:
As usual much trolling ensued, Only this time around Kaz didn't retaliate instead she once again left her DA page unattended. Instead moving her face-ache onto the "femme_ftm" Trans community, once again the Dollfie's followed her and much lulz and flaming was had. Kaz finally reacted by posting this little gem:
Then this DA entry:
The dollies didn't stop their evil evil unwarranted and untrue accusations
So now the KazBeast is loading the big guns and is preparing to sue the trolls that harassed her as well as the editors of this article. Be afraid we might end up in E-Court, but fear not! we can always use the excuse that we have "small statures" so couldn't possibly have the strength to push the keys on our keyboards.
CAPS-LOCK MEAN I R SERIOUS!
Akaribiernot - The Beasts Manager
Akaribiernot is the KazBeast's supposed adoptive sister, who just so happens to be FTM to! and also just happens to not only be Kazs manager, her photographer and lead singer of Kaz's band but is also named after Kaz's RP character.
What's especially scary about this individual is that they claim to be related to Kaz, and then in the same sentence expresses their undying love for Kazakai And often is quoted on several websites as saying that she is "in love" with her sister/Brother.
But mysteriously Kaz will either spam her Sister/brother around her various accounts or deny the fact that they are even related... Even though we can prove they are.
some have even come to the conclusion that Akari is either just a deluded fan or Kazakai in a wig, which Akari strongly denies in a very mature and composed LJ post
——Akari not grasping the concept of butthurt.
Some have even said that Akari is in fact 3 people, Kaz, her sister and CorsetCorrode, or that Akari and CorsetCorrode are the same person as they all bare an uncanny resemblance to each other, as well as the deceased best friend Billy.
As usual it seems that Kazakai has really landed on her feet again, Akari is trying to make all the "bad press" go away, by actually trying to return stolen items to there rightful owners. Kazakai however seems convinced that her made up E-lawyer will take to court all the meanie people calling her out over her bad transactions.
If the E-lawyer doesn't work she can always just kill off another member of her family. Maybe even kill of Akari? thus covering her tracks if Akari really is just kaz in a wig, or for added lulz maybe the KazBeast will kill herself off? and continue to live her life as Akaribiernot.
'A tale of Incest and woe' Akari's Gallery
- Her phone number no less: 330-620-3656
- Where to send "Fan Mail" to: P.O. Box 342 Rittman, Ohio 44270
- Kazakai's DevianTart account Camwhoring = Art
- Kaz's DA "Stock gallery"
-  Kaz's Tumblr. Now claiming to be a dandy boy.
- X_gutter-face_X@hotmail.com Her MSN account
- sex_drugs_and_visual_kei Her Yahoo IM
- syntheticXXdeath Her AIM
- m i r i k u x Her Other AIM
- firstname.lastname@example.org Her E-Mail
- x-king-queer-x - Another Livejournal account.
- candy-striped36 - Livejournal account, which is full of emo-poetry.
- gutterfacebento - Yet another Livejournal account, where we put nasty spaghetti in bento boxes and call it art.
- porphyria-dolls - Doll journal, with commission info! want you're Dolly covered in blood?
- Kazakai's Facebook Profile
- Paypal Donations - Donate some money guys. Mommy wants a sex change!
- Kazakai's Myspace
- Kazakai's Fanclub
- Yaoi Gallery Account
Heavenly Hair ProfileBANNED But posts and topics can still be seen.
- Kazakai’s feedback thread on DOA: http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71815&highlight=kazakai&page=2
- Another feedback thread on DOA:http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=120611&highlight=kazakai
- and another feedback thread for Kazakai: http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=167183&highlight=kazakai
- and another: http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=146992&highlight=kazakai
- and another: http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=137605&highlight=kazakai
- Akari's DevianTART account
- email@example.com Akari's business email *snort*
- Akari's phone number: (804)591-6372
- akaribiernot - Akari's Livejournal
- Akari's Myspace
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