|Update: Kenneth Eng has been arrested for threatening a woman and child with a hammer! He is currently serving time in a New York jail. Karma is a biotch!|
This man may have a point!
Kenneth Eng is also a 23-year-old New York-based science fiction writer, successful troll, and self-proclaimed God Of The Universe. A writer gifted with pretentious and astonishingly stilted prose and an inflated sense of self-worth, he is now unemployed and will likely be seen living in a box off Polk street in San Francisco, where he will give notably bad handjobs for crack before being forced into sexual servitude by a legion of large, angry, black lesbians.
However, until then, you may be able to watch him act increasingly erratic on Fox News as sense of impending doom increases in direct proportion to the decrease in his meager life savings.
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During the FOX interview, Eng looks down, stutters, and shakes his leg. HE also bitches that he is angry due to discrimination against him. But he also discriminates against everyone else. This evidence suggests he is motherfuckingpsychopath.
Kenneth Eng doesn't care about white people
Prior to writing the article on blacks, Eng wrote a nice little piece the white devil. Interestingly, this article wasn't pulled by AsianWeek. Hating black persons is bad, but it's aww-righttt to hate whitey.
White people hate us and will always hate us. Here is a simple list of evidence, going from the most obvious down to the least obvious: 1. How many American films feature Asian heroes who are not stereotyped? 2. If someone makes a negative comment about a black person, all of the whites get hopping mad. Make a negative comment about the Asian race and nobody cares. 3. Most Asians know that everywhere we go, white/black/Hispanic people hurl racist remarks at us. I have already received about 10 racist remarks in the past three months and I have only been out of my home a handful of times. 4. In 1982, Vincent Chin was killed by two white people, Michael Nitz and Ronald Ebens. Both murderers went free, as the judge claimed that they were not the type of people who deserved to be in prison. 5. Chai Vang righteously killed six white people after they approached him with guns first. Unlike the “men” who murdered Vincent Chin, brave Mr. Vang was sentenced to life. 6. Asian civil rights activities receive virtually no media attention. Yet Rosa Parks was pretty much honored as a hero just because she refused to give up her seat. This is curious because Vincent Chin died to defend his race. Why hasn’t he been given an award? It is quite naïve to think that all of this can be explained by claiming that whites are not “enlightened” or that whites lack awareness of our issues. It is even more immature to think that things will get better if only we continue to protest peacefully through lame marches and letters to the producers of (insert any American TV show here). Animals, through evolution, are intrinsically developed to detest organisms that are different; the obvious reason being that conformity to a certain level increases the chances of a species’ survival. Since humans are part of the animal kingdom, it should be no surprise that whites have evolved to hate Asians, who have a strikingly different appearance than them. Furthermore, we do live in an age where “political correctness” and anti-racism are in vogue. Why then, are there virtually no Asian heroes in the media? This is solid proof that we are enemies in the eyes of the Aryans. If even in an epoch where equality is an important matter they still do not treat us as equals, then what hope is there that they will ever treat us equally? More importantly, why should we care? We vastly outnumber them. When you have a disobedient child, you do not give him gifts to make him abide to your will. You show him the cane.
Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirateattention whore whose book sales have now consigned his furry faggotry to the $2 dump bin out the front of Barnes & Noble.
After scribing several novels in his own head about anthropomorphic animals flying around a billion years in the future or other such, Kenneth came to the fantastical discovery that he was God.
—The deity speaks, or mumbles, whatever.
Saving the World
Kenneth is the only person on Earth who can truly save the world: this is because he is Asian.
Fails at Employment
Furryinternets offer a possible explanation for Eng's batshit insanity; he's a furry.
This doesn't make much sense at first, because dragons don't have fur. Unfortunately furries accepted dragons into their asinine fandom at least 100 weeks ago, despite the fact that most dragon "furries" are even more insane than otherkin and just as insufferable as babyfurs.
Ergo, it's all their problem now.
Reaction to VA Tech
Eng got on YouTube to troll the VA Tech shootings and then mumble for six and a half minutes until forcing a pathetically fake laugh. Unfortunately, Eng is a Niggercrackergook who can't figure out how to allow embedding, so
NING-CHOW, NIP NONG GOW.
EDIT: OMG those racist assholes at JewTube removed the video!!!111
EDIT2: http://rapidshare.com/files/108110152/eng.flv.html And here it is again.
Pwnd by the white man
Eng is now in jail, and took the Jewish route by taking the plea agreement his lawyer got him. He is currently undergoing re-education in one of the governments many azn brainwashing facilities, here are some lulzy quotes from the article:
Did you know?
- He would save his plushies first if his house burned down.
- He regularly dreams about "Escaping this prison of a planet and physically entering the 0th Dimension as an anthropomorphic shark."
- He only reads his own books which he is writing in his head 24/7.
- He is god.
- He uses hath instead of has.
- He believes that there exists a 0th dimension where anthropomorphic organisms battle in the early universe.
- If he could have dinner with any five people it would be "Albert Einstein, Sigmund Freud, Stephen Hawking, Charles Darwin, and my future self." 4 out of 5 are white devils. He must be planning to poison their food...
- Eng arrested- AGAIN!
- Eng Busted By The Feds! - Village Voice
- Kenneth Eng Arrested - News article
- News report from Maynard Institute
- Eng's Amazon Blog. Because "chink" is politically correct now!
- Eng? IGN? AHAHAHAHAHA
- Ken tries whoring his book to Eragon Fans
- Ken tries being a smartass on the same forum
- Kenneth Gets interviewed (ctrl + f 3. FOREPLAY)
- Kenneth's bio at Bewildering Stories (whatever the fuck that is)
- Kenneth's lulzy Geocities page!
- Eng's original homepage, partially archived. Sadly his furry art is gone forever
Eng on YouTube, stop the InterbuttsB&
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