Kip Kinkel

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Kip Kinkel
Nationality: Americunt  MiniflagUSA.png
Highscore Killed 4, injured 25
Top 50? No.
Style Single player, FPS
An Hero? No.


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so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
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Kip Kinkel is an autistic crybaby and a member of the Barney Bunch, who murdered his parents and attempted to top the High Score at Thurston High School, on May 21st, 1998. He successfully killed 4 people, and managed to injure another 25 before everybody dog-piled his weak-ass, cuffed him, and threw him in the slammer for a lifetime of black buttsecks.

Background[edit]

Kip was born two middle class parents, in Springfield, Oregon, on August 30th, 1982. He had a fairly decent childhood, but became a troublesome little shithead in his adolescence, often getting into fights, committing minor acts of adolescent juvenalia, like setting fires and property damage. Due to his autistic mannerisms, he was held back in school and put into special education. He always had a keen interest in guns. Being the great parent that he was, Kip's father thought it would be a good idea to give his assburgers (Fact: all autistic people are killers) son firearms- even buying Kip a Glock. Kip was a generic edgy fag from the 90s, and had a liking for awesome bands like NIN, Marilyn Manson, and RATM. He spoke of perpetrating acts of violence, bragging about wanting to join the Military to have a free pass to murder people (even though muslims aren't people) brought guns to school, and even did a school report on how to build bombs. Despite these alarming warning signs, nobody thought it was a good idea to snitch that fag out; probably because it would not even another year until Columbine happens and schools actually put in some effort to monitor these types of kids. Eventually, Kip got suspended and arrested, and was on track to be expelled, due to possessing a stolen pistol, loaded with live rounds.

Assault[edit]

A few hours after the incident, his daddy told him that he would get shipped off to boot camp if he didn't stop his autistic meltdown. Pissed off at having to accept responsibility for his own actions, Kip decided it would be a good idea to take his shitty .22lr rifle and shoot his father in the back of the head. All of the violent video games that Kip played numbed his mind to violence- Kip simply believed he was inside a video game level and that his parents would respawn in a few hours. Shortly after murdering his dad and covering him with a sheet, Kip reenacted Hitman IRL and dragged the fresh corpse out of sight and into a bathroom. When his mom arrived, he told her that he loved her- and demonstrated it by firing 6 bullets of love into her, dragging her corpse out of sight, and covering it with another sheet. He then proceeded to play an old orchestra song over and over throughout the night. He left a note for the pigs, that read: "I just got two felonies on my record. My parents can't take that! It would destroy them. The embarrassment would be too much for them. They couldn't live with themselves. My head just doesn't work right. God damn these VOICES inside my head. ... I have to kill people. I don't know why. ... I have no other choice."

As morning approached, Kip hijacked his mom's car and drove to the school. He was equipped with an assault trenchcoat, which concealed an arsenal of five weapons. Only his Glock 19 was any good, yet this faggot didn't even make any good use of it! Total amateur. He zerg rushed his school, firing several shots throughout the school, injuring dozens of kids but only killing 2- mainly because he was using a gay little .22lr. When he was out of ammo, he was quickly tackled by the students, until the pigs showed up and he got v&.

Aftermath[edit]

During the police interview, he tried to attack a cop with a hidden knife, but was pwned by a quick jolt of pepper spray. He explained how he was too much of a pussy to an hero, so he was trying to get the pigs to pwn him instead- a shitty plan that obviously failed. He was sentenced to life in prison, but attempted to repeal his sentence in 2007 -- a process that failed hard. His case still holds moderate notoriety, though nothing compared to Columbine or any other high-casualty tragedy.

Police Confession[edit]


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Videos[edit]


Documentary

Video Footage

News Vid

Interviews with survivors

Segment on a Crime TV Show

Quotes[edit]

   
 
Every single person I know means nothing to me. I hate every person on this earth. I wish they could all go away. You all make me sick. I wish I was dead.


 


 
 

—Kip Kinkel

   
 
The only reason I stay alive is because of hope. Even though I am repulsive and few people know who I am, I still feel that things might, maybe, just a little bit, get better.


 


 
 

—Kip Kinkel, in his pure irony

   
 
Every time I talk to her, I have a small amount of hope. But then she will tear it right down. It feels like my heart is breaking. But is that possible. I am so consumed with hate all of the time. Could I ever love anyone? I have feelings, but do I have a heart that's not black and full of animosity?


 


 
 

—Kip Kinkel, BAWWing about a girl that rejects him

Graded Score[edit]

Graded score
Kill count: 4/20
Accuracy: 7/20 4 killed, 25 injured.
Style: 15/20 Sk00l Sh00ting/familicide
Butthurt: 10/20
Bonus: 17/20 Killing both of his parents.
Total score: 62/100 (D)
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See also[edit]

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Aaron AlexisAdam LanzaAli David SonbolyAnders Behring BreivikAriana Grande MassacreAurora Theatre ShootingBaruch GoldsteinBreda Highschool MassacreBreitscheidplatzBrenton TarrantBruce Jeffrey PardoCapital Gazette ShootingCampo Elías DelgadoCharles BishopCharles Whitman's TumorCho Seung-HuiChris Harper-MercerDavid KatzDavid LongDan "The Twinkie Man" WhiteDeath to Traitors, Freedom for BritainDevin Patrick KelleyDmitry VinogradovDylann Storm RoofElliot RodgerFort HoodGabe ParkerGeorge SodiniJack Gilbert GrahamJames Alex FieldsJared Lee LoughnerJason DaltonJason RodriguezJaylen FrybergJeff WeiseJeffrey DahmerJesse OsborneJiverly VoongJoe StackJohn Russel HouserJosef FritzlKimveer GillKip KinkelLuby's massacreMarc LepineMark BartonMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew de GroodMichael CarnealMichael RyanMikese MorseMizhi County No. 3 Middle School AttackMr. SaariMutsuo ToiNasim AghdamNghtmrchld26Nice Truck Attack 2016Nickolas CruzOmar MateenOsama bin LadenPekka-Eric AuvinenPennsylvania School StabbingRandy StairRaoul MoatReina Nightclub MassacreRobert BalesRobert Gregory BowersRobert HawkinsRobert SteinhäuserSam HydeStephen PaddockTed BundyThomas Watt HamiltonTim KretschmerTJ LaneUnabomberVirginia Tech MassacreVladislav RoslyakovWade Michael PageZac Penton

Co-Op Mode

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Civilization

Adolf HitlerAugusto PinochetHolocaustJoseph StalinKim Il-sungMao ZedongPol PotSaddam HusseinWorld War II

Banned From Scoring

Billy MitchellTodd Rogers

 

Kip Kinkel is part of a series on Education

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Aaron AlexisAbdul Razak Ali ArtanAdam LanzaAlex HribalAli David SonbolyAlyssa BustamanteAnders Behring BreivikBaruch GoldsteinBruce Jeffrey PardoCasey AnthonyCho Seung-HuiChris Harper-Mercer Daniel PetricDmitry VinogradovDylann Storm RoofElliot RodgerAmanda KnoxGeorge SodiniGerry McCannIrvin Eugene Helton JrJared Lee LoughnerJason RodriguezJeff WeiseJiverly VoongJoe StackJosef FritzlKimveer GillKip KinkelLindsay Kantha SouvannarathLogan ClarkMalik Nadal HasanMarc LepineMark EssexMartin BryantMatthew MurrayMatthew de GroodMatti SaariMaurice ClemmonsMichael CarnealMichael RyanMichael WoodmanseeMutsuo ToiPekka-Eric AuvinenRaoul MoatRobert BalesRobert HawkinsRobert SteinhäuserSebastian BosseSteve StephensTJ LaneTim KretschmerTyler PetersonTheodore "The Unabomber" KaczynskiVester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan IIWade Michael PageZac Penton

Career/Serial Killers:

Charles MansonChris BenoitHitlerMao ZedongJack the RipperJames HolmesRichard "The Iceman" KuklinskiTed BundyJeffrey Dahmer

Terrorists:

Al-QaedaDzhokar TsarnaevOmar MateenSanta ClausTamerlan TsarnaevOsama Bin LadenEric Harris and Dylan KleboldSam Hyde

See also:

Antisocial personality disorderCannibal HolocaustParanoid personality disorderSick fuckMurderJewsPolice Brutality

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Adam LanzaAlbert EinsteinAlexander SlavrosAmber ButtrumAndy KaufmanAniMatAnthony 'A-Log' LoGattoAspies for FreedomAspierationsAssburgerBart-ToonsBaldi's BasicsBambifan101Barron TrumpBeefraveBenny_the_SnakeBenthelooneyBill9929Bill GatesBlocklandersBlueCatRioluBodyXPoliticBoris MalagurskiBourg ProductionsBram CohenBrandon SmithBrownsquirrelCansin13ChibiyimaChris-chanChris Harper-MercerClay ClaymoreCyndilovespiccoloDan CilleyDarrDarius McCollumDarviela MaravaronaDaxFlamedev-catscratchDisneyFan01DLAbaoaquDragonfandrp1zzaEddie WiseEdenHeroineGirlErik RibsskogErin AnthonyElectroRuffGiusep1EmpLemonEvan GraggFlaglerchatFlardoxFUNImation2002Gary McKinnonGoFagsGrantMGreg MazujianHannah CappsHeed My WarningHozupindahows00sInmendhamInuboy1000IronholdsJack Gilbert GrahamJared MiltonJahi/4444Jessi SlaughterJoekerJoey The AutistJavi SuzumiyaJohn Patrick RogersJoseph8276JustinandDennisJustinRPGKawaii KitsuneKawaiiKittee88KelseyaliciaKevin HavensKingMasterReviewKirbysloverKloeriKongzillarex619KphoriaLane DavisLeafyIsHereLukas PietschLyndsay KirkhamLougaraLordelthibarLynn AnnM. ChaosManlytearsMark ZuckerbergMatthew NicholsonMariotehplumberMascotGuyMatthew DavisMDetector5Meta527IIMichael GimsonMinefagsMisha SilenostiMissyMix HyenaMonica PunkMumkey JonesMutescreamMylarBalloonFanNate SpidgewoodNemo HanaNichole337Nick BravoNickolas CruzNicky ReillyNeuroNoahfoxxObjectcucksOlinkalexOnigojirakaijuOnyx ForepawPacificoceanasiaPMDrive1061PopcornPrince JeremyRandy StairRavenNGRebelTaxiRobert Clark YoungROtardsRootbrianRoss LumbusRyanSammyClassicSonicFanSean MillerSuper Minecraft KidSaturnDOSSeleryShane LeeSiriusOrionisSolidMarioSONYFANBOYSperginStarbladeStarkiller88SteAndKelSuperMarioLoganTablecowTGcomixTheAmazingAtheistTheDOSFagThe Eclectic EspeonThe rEactorTheme Park ReviewTimboxTheMysteriousMrEnterTherealagerbonThe JuggernautThe Unknown AutobotTheVeganStudentToby J RathjenToKeNTom SersonToonEGuyToshTrigglypuffTylerthDragonVailskibum94Varg VikernesWaymuuWeatherManKevinWeegeeisgoingtokillmWerechuWetflameWilliam "AlGore" AtchisonWilliam FreundWim CrusioWolfAdvocateWolfeedarkfangwwwareaYeguscusYouZS3

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Supporters

Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Trayvon Martin

Main ideas:

Gun 🔫 Assault rifle 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫

Haters gonna hate:

Daisy Hogg 🔫 Killers 🔫 Republicans

Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting

Objectors:

Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

Oklahoma Massacre 🔫 Columbine 🔫 9/11 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre

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ColumbineEric Harris and Dylan KleboldSuper Columbine Massacre RPGDo you believe in godColumbine CopycatsColumbine GalleryColumbiners

Admirers

William AtchisonTheAmazingAtheistBrooke Higgins and Sienna JohnsonCho Seung-HuiIchverbotAlex HribalJaylen FrybergKimveer GillRandy Robert StairRyan SchallenbergerRobert Butler Jr.Pekka-Eric AuvinenAdam LanzaJeff WeiseDillon CosseyAsa CoonNghtmrchld26Lindsay Kantha SouvannarathSebastian BosseTim KretschmerLynn AnnVladislav RoslyakovYou

Locations:

ColoradoUnited StatesSchoolSuburbs

Related:

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