- Web IRC
Kitty0706 (Colin Wyckoff) was a fat, semi-psychotic gmodder who is so unfunny, he actually gave himself cancer. He posts videos on YouTube to a following of 300,000 social outcasts who are convinced by their intense autism that this bald faggot is actually worth laughing at. Despite constantly talking about furries on Twitter and YouTube, he definitely wasn't one and you are gravely mistaken for thinking otherwise. If you're a parent, his videos excellently illustrate the merits of having a late-term abortion.
Failing Health and Death
Kitty0706 wasn't always the bald, bloated, closeted furry we know today. In 2012, his sustained yiffing had started to take its toll and he soon found himself infected with the rare strain of AIDS known as Leukemia.
The quality of his videos started deteriorating as the disease took its toll, and he became fatter and balder until he morphed into the floating face you see on this article. Coincidentally, this was when he discovered the YouTube gold, and realized that he didn't have to actually work to earn money, when instead he could get a monthly welfare check from his obese fanbase. And with this steady decline, it won't take long before this flabby circlejerk wasn't the size of the Moon.
As you can see, most of his humor stems from the ADHD school of comedy. Thankfully, the decline in effort means his videos are getting progressively shorter, sparing future viewers from having to watch anymore than a few seconds of this bullshit.
Remember, he's not a furry.
- His personal Facebook
- on YouTube
- on Twitter
- on deviantART
- on tumblr
- on wikia
Kitty0706 is part of a series on YouTube.