TorGuard-VPN-Sitenotice.gif
Anonymous VPN Service + Torrent Proxy

Kloeri

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Jump to: navigation, search
Watch Out! Thumb ltd a189.gif This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
 
 
im tired of you guys thinking you can ban staff when we complain about your spam
 

 

What a beautiful product of nature

If every kingdom needs a king, kloeri is king of the Land of Autism. A freenode oper and wanna-be gentoo developer, kloeri (Bryan Østergaard) spends up to 22 hours a day online, the other two reserved for self-pleasure. Bryan hates any and all actions that could be described as even mildly fun on the freenode network, and will K-line any chatter who breaks "his" rules. Because of his personality (or lack thereof), he has become a common target of freenode trolls (as well as accusations that his daddy fondled his little-kloeri), much as SlimVirgin is to Wikipedia.

It's his way or the highway, buddy: no ascii, no colors, no transsexuals, no forcing, and above all, no fun.

Have you seen this man?

Contents

Spergin

Kloeri as ansi, very accurate

If there's one thing kloeri hates more than fun, it's those who cause it, especially dongforce chatters. Kloeri has shut down numerous attempts at dongforce's peaceful merge with freenode, making a bigger jackass of himself with every jupe.

"Spam"

03:31   aggrav8d: what!?
03:31   aggrav8d: what do you want?
03:32   aggrav8d: stupid spambot.
03:32  <-- aggrav8d [[email protected]] has left #dongforce ( )
03:36  --> boxbeatsy [[email protected]] has joined #dongforce
03:37   maractus: hi
03:47  --> spammer [[email protected]] has joined #dongforce
03:47   spammer: ji
03:47   spammer: hi
03:47   spammer: any spammer here?
03:48  <-- spammer [[email protected]] has left #dongforce ( )
03:49  <-- bubblebuddy [[email protected]] has quit (K-Lined)
03:49   kloeri: since you guys won't take a hint and stop the spamming I'm closing this channel
03:49  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +Pi]
03:49   maractus: whos spamming?
03:50   kloeri: you should be able to guess that on your own
03:50   maractus: look our irc is always under attack from irc.grove.bz
03:50   maractus: some dumb meta trolsl
03:50   maractus: *trolls
03:50   maractus: i think the spam can be counteracted without the closing of this channel
03:50   kloeri: and now you no longer have to worry about this channel
03:50   maractus: ok then (?)
03:51   kloeri: the real question is if your other channels should also be closed but we'll find out soon enough 
                I guess
04:04  --- kloeri has changed the topic to: This channel is closed due to spam
04:04  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce +t]


Mass kill (good job opers)

kloeri getting told
21:29 @kloeri: okay, you guys clearly are clearly on the wrong network as your little #wikipedia-en showed
21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce -ooo [df]maractus [df]LadyPeanut [df]Elvis_Clay]
21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce -oo gay_irl [df]Meepsheep]
21:29 <-- ChanServ [[email protected]] has left ##dongforce ( )
21:29  [df]Meepsheep: :0
21:29 --- kloeri sets modes [##dongforce +Pif ##you_have_got_to_be_kidding]
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:          ..
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:         ( '`<
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:          )(
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:   ( ----'  '.
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:   (  kloeri ;
21:29  [df]LadyPeanut:    (_______,'
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29 <-- [df]LadyPeanut [[email protected]] has quit (K-Lined)
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                 
21:29  [df]Meepsheep:                                
21:29 <-- [df]Meepsheep [[email protected]] has quit (K-Lined)
21:30 <-- [df]Elvis_Clay [[email protected]] has quit (K-Lined)


Pure rage

05:02   kloeri: no more silly games
05:02   kloeri: I'm tired of the spam related to this channel
05:02  --- kloeri sets modes [#dongforce -oo VunKruz LadyPeanut]
05:02   JimmyRustles: i haven't spammed anyone
05:02   JimmyRustles: i'm just trying to rustle some jimmies
05:02   kloeri: and I'm tired of you guys thinking you can ban staff when we complain about your spam
05:03  +Quietlyawesome94: Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the 
                          first Harry Potter Book
05:03   JimmyRustles: If you pierce the eardrum, you will hear a loud pop, followed by a lifetime of silence.
05:03   Meepsheep: kloeri, y you take our ops away D:
05:03   JimmyRustles: what's the best way to get users to our channel?
05:03  +Quietlyawesome94: "He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what 
                          looked like lumpy gray glue."
05:04   kloeri: if I see or hear about any more spam related to this channel I'm going to forcibly close the 
                channel and remove all of you from the network
05:04   JimmyRustles: like if we can't advertise the way we do now
05:04   JimmyRustles: wait
05:04   JimmyRustles: im not spamming anyone
05:04   JimmyRustles: you shouldn't remove me from the network
05:04   kloeri: and since Meepsheep is evading an earlier kline from today he's going away now


Kloeri is homophobic

12:14 -!- kloeri [[email protected]/staff/exherbo.kloeri] has joined ##dickgirls

12:14 -!- aoregcdu [[email protected]] has joined ##dickgirls

12:14 < kloeri> wow, another inappropriate channel in the exact same wain?

12:14 -!- Ryan_ [[email protected]] has quit [K-Lined]


Claims

  • "Freenode is not a place for wanna-be hackers to fool around on"
  • synflood.in is an inappropriate hostname and should be klined
  • ##trannies is an inappropriate channel name
  • ascii is the devil
  • gentoo is cool
  • pedophilia is OK

Pedophilia

In late 2016 Kloeri authored the following blog post, titled "Archive today-ico.png in defense of pedophilia" defending his attraction to children.

   
 
Some people thought it would be funny to expose my pedophilic habits. Yes im a pedophile but I only watch kids sometimes and that’s it

The mainstream media continues to publish articles claiming that pedophilia is a “disease to humanity”. I don’t understand this and as a pedophile myself I want to say that I’m normal in every way.

As a member of the pedophilic community I consider it my responsibility to educate my peers but they usually won’t listen. They forget that pedophilia actually contrats nwith popular ideals and it’s not even a choice. I simply am a pedophlie and nothing I do can change it but I won’t try.

People need to understand us however so please share this article with your friends. Of course, you’re welcome to ask me any questions.
 


 
 

Archive today-ico.png Østergaard himself

Speaking at some nerd con

Dox

THIS TIME IN PROPER UNICODE

Bryan Østergaard 
Vølundsgade 31, 3. th. 
2200 København N
+(45) 33 13 78 86 


Source 1
Source 2


See also

Einsteinaspie.jpg Kloeri is part of a series on Aspies.

Kloeri

is part of a series on

IRC

Please visit the IRC PORTAL for more

A-BC-DE-FG-HI-JK-LM-NO-P
Q-RS-TU-VW-XY-Z#

ASCIIAbducted IRCAlan SullivanAnonNetAnonOpsAnthrochatAol.plAustnetAxilaBLACK MANBanbotBantownBonzi_bBookzBoten AnnaBotnetButtes

ChirpnetCigarsexCrapfloodDCC SEND startkeylogger 0 0 0Dau.plDongforceDoxbin

EmiNetFirefox XPS IRC AttackFreenodeFuck You

GarrettGay Nigger Association of AmericaGay Nigger Association of America/VictoriesGay.plGet On IRC FgtGood job opersGroveHorseNewsHueg.pl

IRCED:IRCIRC FAQIRC-GalleryIRC CASE STUDY: AndresIcechatIdlenetInsubInternet Freedom MovementIrcimagesIrssiIrssi/scriptsIrssi/scripts/aol.plIrssi/scripts/blocks.plIs chat dead?

K-lineKaleKloeriKunwon1LOL WUT/ASCIILilypichu

MeepsheepMIRCMIRC ScriptMichael Horowitz FosterNekoArcUser:NekoArc/Krack.inNiggest Crook Force

OdinPenis PumpphobosPsystra

Quitting IRC ForeverR000tRaspberryheavenRavpupRizbowRizonRobert Levin

SnitchSnugglenetsSnugglenets/Nay Quits Irc Forever AgainSomething is on fireThe Great ED IRC War of 2013ToKeNTomgreenTsukihi

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WeevWharrrgarblWikipedia IRC Bouncers

Zaiger

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ED IRC.JPG

Featured article September 6 & 7, 2012
Preceded by
INTERNET HATE MACHINE
Kloeri Succeeded by
Cat
Personal tools
Spam ED Everywhere

Anonymous VPN


Find us on Google+
VPN Service