a Knife is a tool used by Emos to cut themselves with. In the English language, many adjectives can precede it, such as shiny, pointy, sharp, cool, long and jagged. It is regarded by apes as a tool of torture and a weapon of mass destruction. This means that a terrorist, previously known as George W. Bush, can use this implement to wreak havoc on the face of the Earth and transform Tom Cruise into an evil alien preaching Scientology. Among other uses, it can:
- To our delight, cut, slice, chop and dice things into minuscule pieces when they get too big, long or wide.
- Kill people when they are in our way or look like terrorists or the bogeyman (spare me if I am repeating words).
- Torment people.
- Cut yourself in grief.
- Can be used as a supplement weapon to attack your school if daddy locked his guns up. See: Alex Hribal
- Be used as a weapon for hacking at women's bellies (also known as jelly tank) to steal their belly button, or perform abortions.
- Niggers use knives to rob white people of their hard earned cash, or...
Knivery in Action
Masters of the Blade
- Jack The Ripper
- Matthew de Grood
- Alex Hribal
- Abdul Razak Ali Artan
- Logan Clark
- Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack
- Brandon Clark
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