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Kraken's Ghost is your typical attention whore/weaboo/fanfiction author who fancies himself as some kind of living legend amongst fanfiction authors. This douchebag practically lives on FanFiction.Net and livejournal. His claim to fame is his hordes of intelligent readers and fellow authors that fap in unison for his next update. Oh, he's also got a raging hardon for the Naruto fandom.
Kraken's Ghost: The Attention Whore
When he's not busy fapping to Dungeons & Dragons porn or measuring his E-penis, he gets off by boasting about his writing to anyone who will listen or ranting endlessly about how much cock he sucks and why his version of Naruto is so much better than canon. But don't complain about his bitching or else he'll use his connections to hunt you down and raep your internets.
Kraken professes to hate yaoi, but that's just a cover for his own rampant homosexuality. Weighing in at just over 400 pounds, he could easily be mistaken for a whale and you might want to man the harpoons, but it's okay: He is 1/20th Indian, so it just means that he partakes in the ancient and sacred rituals of his clan, eating baby seals and other small mammals that get trapped in his fat rolls. Being Indian, he takes offense to anyone doesn't understand his proud heritage. He should follow in the footsteps of his majestic ancestors and become an hero.
Examples of Kraken's Writing
Kraken's Stories Summarized
Foxhound,which was one of his first and most revered works, written roughly at least 100 years ago and never updated again, is the riveting tale of Kraken's Ghost's thinly veiled Self-Insertion character, who just also happens to share the same name of the Naruto manga's titular character. Long chapters chock full of fanboy masturbation material and Kraken's orations about how awesome he is and how everyone has misjudged him are sure to please any hardcore otaku that stumbles across it. Many 13 year old boys love this fic because Naruto acts as Kraken's Ghost (self-idealized) avatar, approaching various situations in a bad ass way and share all his views, which they can relate to. Impressively enough, it only took Kraken 200,000 words to write 198,900 words about how bad ass he really is.
Deus ex Machina
In which Naruto travels back in time to stop the virus from Resident Evil from killing everyone.
Emo story in which the author commits epic levels of fail in an effort to be mysterious, again raping everyone's character, resulting in readers sucking his cock, while admitting to not understanding what the fuck is going on.
Of Ramen Fiends and Darklords
A fic only shown on his live journal which attempts to create lulz, but is in fact, a complete lulzkiller that combines Naruto and Star Wars. Quoted from it: "exponents were needed to count the number of sweatdrops on Naruto's head".
Examples and lulz can be found here:
One of Kraken's elite followers sounding off in defense of his noble leader after a lulzy flamewar and several posts about Kraken's Impotent Rage.
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