Kraut and Tea
—Kraut and Tea 3-4 years ago (this post didn't age well)
KEK and Tea or Joseph Lancaster single-handedly stopped the rise of the , meme-spouting, racist-fascist, white-ethnostatist alt-right by making poorly researched videos on race realism, where it was quite evident he had no fucking knowledge on the subject. And these videos were fucking boring as Joseph likes to try to sound smart, but he just isn't. And his voice is that of under-developed Microsoft Sam, with an awful German accent.
Before his time on YouTube as a protector of the fair Jewish people, Joseph was busy protecting M'Lady on various atheist forums, where he tried to use his abysmal spelling to impress all the fair maidens, so they would have sex with him.
—Actually better English and research than his current videos.
If you have low iq, you might like Kraut. You might also be a nigger, because this low iq-having cuckboy likes to pretend that all races are equal, despite that virtually every video he has produced on the subject has been ridiculed, debunked, memed, debunked again, proven wrong, debunked and ridiculed, by even the complete fucking idiots of the alt-right.
In December of 2017 it was found that Kraut's crack team of researchers were trying to dig up old posts to find dirt on alt-right losers. Newsflash idiot, the alt-right are already lolcows. They touch their tiny dicks to traps and anime tiddies and will never touch a real girl. Something both the alt-right and Joseph have in common. This caused Kraut's best friends Sargon of Akkad (Carl Benjamin) and Veemonro (Codrin Stavri) to ditch their support for him.
Vee gives up on Joseph
Carl gives up on Joseph
And then the unthinkable happened. He got doxed. By using the powerful wayback machine, someone with a whole load of free time figured out his real name, and decided to post the result on
Oh he also runs a nazi page on FB
After his old moniker @The_Germans_Are_Coming was found by autistic fucks, it didn't take longer for other autistic fucks to dig up a facebook page that seems to glorify Hitler. It even has the same autistic Thomas the Tank Engine edit photo he has on all of his other profiles!
It was actively posting pro-Hitler shit this very year so at best Kraut is a crypto-nazi.
I don't even know who Is Jewing Who anymore.
Evidence that this FB page is him
Kraut is back to get his vengeance on those who have wronged him. In late May of 2018, screenshots given to Braving Ruin by Alister Mycroft (Aydin Paladin's mentally disabled fanboy) indicated that Kraut had a master plan: to get a payback at Mr. Metokur and Braving Ruin by suing them. But, as usual with all Kraut's operations, it blew up in his face.
That didn't stop Kraut from planning his revenge. He returned to Youtube and launched an attack his most hated enemies: Coach Red Pill, Braving Ruin and, of course, the evil liar rat kike Aydin Paladin. After kraut was finished with uploading his 3 videos in which he spergs out at the 3 people he fantasies about raping and murdering,he slithered back into his den,only to once again resurface and went back to his old games. And what you may ask was Joseph's plan this time? He along with tonkasaw and others started to call Andy Warski a pedo by using made up Snapchat dms to make it appear that Andy was sexting a underaged girl. And for the first couple of hours it did seem like it was working,but then El Rariachi,(a former coworker host of the Kumite) secretly leaked a recording of a Google Hangout call in which, Rari,kraut, Tonkasaw,the wronged bishop,a few of krauts butt buddies and the Romanian pigeon himself,Vee interested where they were doing (yes you guessed it) planning gay ops. After this,kraut laid low for awhile but made some aperences on the kumite during the war of coke and supper berries,with one aperence in particular being the time he and one of his sworn enemies (or rape victims, depending on how you wanna look at it) Aydin Paladin "buried" the hatchet. That of course didn't last long because aydin has the tendency to scream "Muh kraut doxed me." every now and again. Kraut would later pull a big brained thunk by not only going after Black Pigeon Speaks for the cardinal sin of not sourcing where he found his studies in his videos, but also start yet ANOTHER gay op in which he and David sherrate fake discord chat logs to make it look like Ethan Ralph and his fans took down Sargon of Akkads patreon. That of course backfired cause kraut fucked up the spelling so instead of typing "pastebin" he typed "patebin". Who knew a dude from austria that fakes a English accent could be bad at typing shit in English. Once that shit fest had ended,kraut rang in the new year by having a super meltdown by getting into a screaming match with Dr Kristi Winters where he talked about how he likes tying up women and spanking them,go on a live stream with Mr potato Head Kevin Logan and have a shitfaced Jeff Holiday White Knight for him and scream fuck you at Kevin Logan while Jeff's 5yr old son was seen wandering in the background. He also Went on a stream with Mister Metokur where Jim wanted to get his side of the story. Basically the stream was 50 minutes of kraut saying "I didn du nuffin." which is irrefutable proof that whites can be didn du's as well.
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