Lara Kollab

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Lara Kollab

Lara Kollab is an anti-Semitic, pseudo-terrorist piece of shit that proves that if you want to run around openly being a hateful cunt on social media, and keep a high paying job or someday acquire one that you should first and foremost KEEP YOUR FUCKING POWERWORD HIDDEN.

Kollab was fired from the Cleveland Clinic when an old Twitter account was linked to her saying she would give the wrong medications to Jews and try to kill as many as possible through mistreatment as a doctor.

Despite this being an obvious joke and (more importantly) despite there not being one single solitary instance in which Kollab was believed to have harmed a patient or to have played any role in any injury whatsoever, Kollab was summarily drummed out of the medical profession. Her years of training, her hard-won qualifications, her long-term experience and her obvious dedication as a carer counted as nothing. She had been turned into Public Enemy Number One by the Jew-controlled liberal media.

The irony of all this is that, whereas Kollab didn't really care much about Jews either way before this shit blew up, now she fucking hates them. And since she's a Mudlsime, it can only be a matter of time before she blows herself up in a kosher deli or drives a truck over a rabbi or something. And this time, she won't be doing it for the lulz.

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In her tweets dating back to 2014, Kollab decided to play Jihad Jamila and declare a keyboard war against all Jews. The hyena referred to them as dogs, said that the holocaust was true but blown absurdly out of proportion for sympathy and claimed that a cabal of Jews secretly control America and the world from behind the scene.

Other tweets she posted supported Hamas stating that it was created to fight the injustice of Israel. When called out on the fact the Hamas' charter claims that its goal is to destroy all Jews and Israel, she replied,

@OphirEis Actually, stop exploiting the Holocaust to justify killing babies. Hamas says nothing about all Jews. It's about injustice."



Fired From Cleveland Clinic[edit]

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Lara Kollab
Given Name(s) Dr. Lara Kollab
Genus Fired
Species Terrorist
Classification Nazi, H8er, keyboard terrorist
Residence Ohio

Claiming the safety of its patients, the Cleveland Clinic put out a memo saying that Kollab was terminated for the safety of their patients rather than her terrorist, racist, and anti-Semitic remarks.

“When we learned of the social media post, we took immediate action, conducted an internal review and placed her on administrative leave. Her departure was related to those posts and she has not worked at Cleveland Clinic since September, There have been no reports of any patient harm related to her work during the time she was here," the clinic said. "In no way do these beliefs reflect those of our organization. We fully embrace diversity, inclusion and a culture of safety and respect across our entire health system.”


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