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Wesley Bailey⚧ (aka Laurelai aka a million other fucking names) is a detestable failure of a human being, a sexual predator, and an FBI Snitch.
He is most well known as being the worlds most disgusting tranny and constantly failing at everything he has ever attempted. His vast achievements include formerly being an unpopular mod on Reddit (before being ejected for sexual abuse), claiming to be in groups he was never a part of, and overall making a huge ass of himself on a daily basis. Laurelai claims to suffer from a wide array of mental and physical disorders (he even claims to have PTSD from his time in the military, despite never seeing combat), all of which can be clumped into the "general laziness" category, forcing him to live a lifestyle of squatting in the home of whoever accepts him and proceeding to take advantage of them till he gets thrown out. The "please can I sleep in your house and eat your food for free" cycle repeats itself once every few months until it managed to piss off every individual dumb enough to take pity on him.
To make up for having a 4" penis even before his magical revelation that he is a woman, Laurelai has been and is still obsessed with power and believes itself to be a hacker, despite his technical knowledge being limited to "beg some script kiddie to packet everyone who makes me upset". Laurelai it should be noted absolutely hates this article so you can do your part by spreading it around everywhere.
He can currently be found on the SJWiki which is ironic since he is a rapist, and is still an active sysop on RationalWiki despite having split with the site in 2014 to found SJWiki - since even RWiki wasn't fringe enough for his views.
- 1 Before E-Fame
- 2 Decline
- 3 Laurelai's IRL Adventures
- 4 [-+]Laurelai at nenolod's place
- 5 [-+]Laurelai living with Zombie
- 6 Actual Rape
- 7 Snitchvestite
- 8 Social Justice Wesley
- 9 Laurelai the Tranny Hooker
- 10 Laurelai on Reddit
- 11 Nudes (TRIGGER WARNING: SHEMALE COCK)
- 12 Still a parasite
- 13 Wesley stalks his rape victims, hates Kiwi Farms
- 14 Unrepentant rapist
- 15 Gallery
- 16 Related Articles
- 17 External links
Laurelai started off as a failed troll before moving on to becoming a Harry Potter cosplayer. In the beginning he was just another insane Wiccan (read: religious tree-hugger) attempting to cast spells against the Internet. Eventually he convinced himself that his inner "magick" was real and not the early stages of severe mental illness. For years Laurelai was a devout follower of the former Reverend of the Divine Lotus so as to ensure that his e-rivals could not harm him, obviously producing completely successful results. When not insisting that he was capable of hexing people IRL he would whine about his non-existent PTSD. These early childish power fantasies were but the first step in a very long downward spiral,
After becoming bored imagining himself as a wizard he decided to host a small neglected Chanology forum in order to grow closer to legions of greasy unwashed teenagers, called Sci-Ex. Chanology at this point in time had long since stopped being anything more than a hotbed of tryhard faggots and therefore was a perfectly suited poorly lit corner for Laurelai to hide in. At some point he managed to get himself into a scuffle with 711chan and Laurelai (Raziel at the time) decided to try to get their hosting pulled by emailing the upstream. Believing he had scored a definitive victory he screencapped this flailing and proceeded to brag about it on his backwater site, in a private members only admin forum of course. However, his attempts failed and he ended up just looking like an idiot much to his frustration. It would not be his last attempt at snitching.
Chanology along with his insignificant forum would serve as his personal hugbox for a few years before the movement died out and everyone stopped giving a fuck. His e-power suddenly depleted, Laurelai sulked around various imagechan communities and engaged in copious troll shielding. Many years later he would use these experiences to brag and show how legit he was despite having no real connections to any of the power players. In Laurelai's mind he had become a feared agent of Anonymous. This would set in motion a long chain of events and eventually introduce her to kayla who also shared her interest in pretending to be a girl.
Unbeknownst to the rest of the Internet, Laurelai had been ignoring his actual responsibilities in order to dump endless time into his magick and e-reputation. Not only did he have a wife, who he was neglecting, he also had a few kids. Competing for deadbeat dad of the year came naturally to him as he was as talented at being a selfish prick as he was in believing in fake magic powers. His slow descent into madness can be see here:
Laurelai finally went full retard, believing himself to be transgender after confusing magick with gender. To make up for the fact that he couldn't bring in any money now that he was full super special snowflake-kin he resorted to pimping his wife out, the mother of his children. With no need for vagina now that he was under the false pretense that he had one he let every dude in Iowa take a shot at her. When this proved to be insufficient he ran away from home and left his kids for good and pawned them off on the poor woman who had to put up with him for years. This began the next chapter in his life. REAL LIFE ADVENTURES.
Laurelai's IRL Adventures
Living with Deviance
Deviance was one of the many people who pitied Laurelai enough to take him into his home. He was graced with the typical Laurelai experience, which included paying for his squatting ass while he did what he does best. Eventually Laurelai snapped at Deviance's kid and got an iPad stolen, resulting in the final straw and being kicked out yet again. As if being forced to put up with an unhygienic man with more of a claim in being rotting garbage stuck in the wrong body than a woman wasn't terrible enough Wesley took this fight to the Internet. Predictably this set off a cascade of online drama proving once again that living with your IRC friends is a terrible fucking idea.
A Repeating Pattern
[+]Laurelai at nenolod's place
One should note that this strikes a level of similarity to previous Laurelai-related incidents on a creepy level. Laurelai's only comment on the matter being:
[+]Laurelai living with Zombie
While Laurelai was living with Zombie, they had an argument one day, and then the day after they had sex...to which Laurelai claimed it was rape because he never uses enough lube and it was unenjoyable for him. This story got out after Laurelai moved on to the next person to mooch off of. Also mirrored forever For Truth And Love.
Right around the same time after NekoArc told Zombie about the fake rape bullshit, Laurelai flipped shit like it always does.
Ever obsessed with being an even bigger piece of shit than what was previously thought Laurelai has taken to becoming a serial rapist after his outing as a snitch and Worst Reddit Mod ever. Fortunately for most of the population he has been rejected from nearly every community on the face of the planet at this point. This left him with only one option, to start trolling for sympathy from circles of transpeople so lonely they will put up with him endlessly. When not bitching about non-existent persecution and being trolled by Cathy Brennan of all people he stalks and sexually molests his last available allies. If you mention this to him he will fly into a rage:
Multiple sources have confirmed that not only is Laurelai a degenerate monster but will threaten to call the police on anyone who outs him as a sexual deviant. This is hilarious considering the ramifications of what would happen if anyone ever went to the police about him. Currently there is an entire group of women who claim to have been abused by Laurelai so please be sure to submit as many police reports about him as possible. Now that he has zero friends due to his past escapades of fucking up his only outlet is endlessly blogging about social justice topics. The more of these people who know about his status as a rapist, the better!
Months later during the Lulzsec investigation, its home would be raided by agents seeking information on a member who pretended to be a 16 year old girl. The person in question would later be revealed as a 20-something male britfag, however since Laurelai was under the impression that this person was an underage girly hacker, questions arise as to whether or not this disgusting piece of shit is actually a pedophile.
Unfortunately for Laurelai the logs she leaked to the feds ended up containing no useful information whatsoever. So after spending months bragging about how he brought down the feared Lulzsec and ceased all of Sabu's welfare checks he was forced to go into full damage control mode. After all his selling out Laurelai was finally outed as the worst kind of snitch, a failed one, thus bringing his total online victories to a grand 0. He received no federal informant cash, he did not pass go, and he didn't even collect 200 dollars. Now he lives at home with his mom inbetween mooching off of anyone who believes his fervent lies about his online infamy.
Social Justice Wesley
After his adventures with the federal government Wesley returned to his caring way too much about the Internet roots. With no community willing to put up with him, Scientology long since dead, and being known far & wide as a snitch he had few options left available. Eventually he settled on pursuing a career in professional oppression despite spending his entire life abusing women and the transgendered. Since everyone and their fucking mother hate him he concluded that his talents were best put to use toward Social Justice because if anyone should be fighting for justice it's the faggot who tried to put his friends in jail.
Much to Laurelai's chagrin people have not forgotten how much of a colossal dickbag he is and no matter how low he flies under the radar he has been met with a constant stream of reminders for why he should kill himself. To keep his hugbox comfortable he has countered by refusing to interact with anyone unless granted admin privileges or the ability to block all dissent from reaching his grease coated eyes. Unsurprisingly, he is most active on Twitter and Facebook. Incontinent with a mere bronze at the oppression Olympics and because tumblrinas have no concept for how anything works let alone the real world or computer technology he founded SJWiki. Yes SJWiki, the tire fire of a website not even a Somali could appreciate.
Facebook: Diary of a Mad Cocksucker
After becoming staff of SJWiki there was no way this faggot would not stick his head into GamerGate. Yet, somehow, he remained conspicuously silent instead focusing his efforts on taking glamour shots with firearms to scare off CIS SCUM. That is, until he created a board on 8chan dedicated to CP and sent a link to it to a Canadian gaming journalist.
While the "proof" was celebrated by the likes of Sarah Butts, sadly for Laurelai, he was soon exposed by someone on tumblr because he was stupid enough to advertise his other shit on his fucking child porn site. Even more funny is the actual results of his actions - They reportedly downloaded the CP to put it in his article. Only, legally speaking, everything he downloaded wasn't CP. In the US that is! In Canada it actually is considered child pornography and the reporter was himself reported on... to the police! We now await for him to be arrested for more lulz.
Laurelai is still butthurt over the 8chan incident years later.
In January 2015, shortly after trying to get 8chan shut down, Wesley's sordid past of sexually molesting, intimidating, and then silencing practically every person unfortunate enough to come in contact with him finally came to light. Initially confined to just a handful of confessions but soon the allegations grew in number and specificity. Shit really hit the fan after a detailed account from one of his victims surfaced in the form of a pastebin:
Laurelai quickly went into full on damage mode, first denying and then outright lying about being a sexual predator. Unfortunately for him every single person who had been forced to endure his disgusting advances and non-consensual fuckdates quickly spoke up about their own experiences with him. Soon the number of people accusing him of rape swelled to more than five individuals each with very detailed accounts on what had happened. In each case the victims of Laurelai Rapely described being intimidated into staying quiet under threat of Wesley bringing to bore all of his autistic fury. With so many people speaking out against him Wesley went down faster than a black comedian at a white woman convention.
Many corners of the Internet familiar with Laurelai began openly discussing how much of a huge piece of shit he was and reminiscing about that one time he showed up and completely destroyed their home or that other time when he sent Child Pornography to a college student and had him arrested. Unsurprisingly, many people agreed that he was finally getting what he deserved.
Realizing his chances were growing dimmer by the hour Wesley decided to take drastic action by pretending he had actually killed himself because it was all YOUR fault, world!
This masterful ruse only lasted two days before it was quickly discovered that Laurelai had not killed himself and was even more of a dumpster fire of a human being than previously thought. Having nowhere else to run he deactivated all of his accounts and went dark choosing to hide out on Facebook until the heat died down because that's what he always does in these situations. He managed to stay quiet until very recently appearing back on Twitter convinced that no one can remember 3 months ago. Turns out, most people can, and he was immediately called out again by anti-GG mainstay sophiaphotos.
According to some, he spent his time "being dead" by making various sock accounts and sending death threats to his rape victim who exposed him.
Laurelai the Tranny Hooker
Laurelai on Reddit
Laurelai spends up to 20 hours a day on Reddit, where he used to moderate several of the LGBT boards, but still moderates the transgender boards. Laurelai is also known for banning people who disagree with him and generally being an intolerable cunt, in the process pissing everyone off. Here he is being an excellent trans-friendly moderator. He's also known for framing a doctor as pedophile. In spite of all of his whining about creating a "safe space" and being a social justice warrior, Laurelai is actually a racist, a homophobe, an anti-semite, a false rape accuser, and a rapist.
After perfecting his moderating abilities at the LGBT subreddit and making it a welcoming place for all "non-cis-heteros", Laurelai decided he was going to gracefully step down as a mod after claiming some neckbeard called his house and threatened to burn it down. He then tried to make everyone feel guilty for driving him off by appointing "an even more radical trans-feminist than [him]" named RobotAnna.
Meanwhile, Laurelai was busy shitting up reddit's transgender, occupywallstreet, anonymous, and anarchism subreddits. Even though Laurelai admits he is not an anon, Laurelai still moderates r/anonymous. During one year, Laurelai removed four other mods from r/transgender, banned over 9000 users, and prompted one of the mods to leave & post logs of the modmail, as proof of Laurelai's shitlordiness. Lately, Laurelai has been hallucinating while sober. (Scroll and read the bottom) This may be because Laurelai is holy shitballs insane.
Laurelai also fears getting doxed, but will happily dox:
- The doctor (mentioned above), again and again, to win an internet argument.
- A fellow troll.
- The guy who brought that troll to reddit.
- A 15 year old girl, who Laurelai was creeping on. (This is also why Laurelai was banned from r/ShitRedditSays, but Laurelai just used an alt to get around the ban.)
Somewhere between, little Wessy apparently tried to get a Reddit mod drunk and then attempted to fuck her face. After that failed he tried to get her to fuck him in the ass but to no avail. After all this happened, said person had some fun on a few Reddit subs she had mod on and changed the css a little bit. Recently, Laurelai has recently taken to grooming young children on the Minecraft server, Civcraft, which is a reddit based server that places emphasis on sociopolitical conflict between it's players. When driven into a rage he will retreat to Minecraft so if you ever manage to rumple his sweaty tranny ass go find whatever faghat server he is on for further amusement.
Nudes (TRIGGER WARNING: SHEMALE COCK)
Still a parasite
What became of a grotesque man like Laurelai Bailey, who was accused of multiple rapes and (badly) faked his own suicide? Did he hide from his past crimes, get a job, try to live a normal life? At least change his online identity? Of course not! After raping and leeching from whoever was retarded enough to let him into their homes, and concocting an ever-expanding list of supposed ailments and traums as excuses so he doesn't have to work, Laurelai has ended up in a near Vermont's area. He claims he doesn't have at the cabin he lives in, but he does somehow have internet access, unfortunately. Currently, Laurelai spends his time being a useful idiot on Twitter and Facebook, bleating communist talking points about the means of production, how "oppressed" he is, and how everything in his life sucks because of (((capitalism.))) Sadly, Laurelai also is still looking for vulnerable young people to prey on.
One of the few people who tolerates Laurelai is fellow creep Peter Coffin.
Laurelai was a fervent Bernie Sanders supporter during the 2016 U.S. Presidential elections, because he believed Bernie would implement socialist policies Laurelai claimed he "needed to live." As with many other douchebags, Laurelai has been chimping the fuck out about Donald Trump winning the election. He now believes the United States is a "fascist" country and that Trump is a "literal nazi." He is also still sore that Bernie lost the primaries to Hillary Clinton.
In March 2017, Laurelai got into a Twitter fight with one of his high school era friends over politics and ended up screaming at the guy and blocking his long-time friend. Laurelai used this incident to threaten that he could flip out and attack anyone who is foolish enough to still associate with someone as toxic as himself.
Due to the election of Donald Trump, Laurelai put on a tinfoil hat andwith Louise Mensch and in trying to spread conspiracy theories about Donald Trump, Russia, "fascists," Wikileaks, "nazis," and whatever else. Mensch claimed Laurelai had by supposedly linking Wikileaks to Vladimir Putin. The world remained the same.
Wesley stalks his rape victims, hates Kiwi Farms
In March 2016, Laurelai was reading a Kiwi Farms thread about trannies and he believed he had doxed CatParty , proclaiming the user to be , one of Wesley's rape victims. Laurelai, who admitted he had been , immediately began and , her of being a liar, said she was for supposedly posting on Kiwi Farms, and was eagerly more than he already had by raping her. Wesley gave Zoey 24 hours to to him or he would from social media. He also threatened to go after anyone who had his rape victim.
Zoey reacted to Laurelai's threats by saying the worst part wasn't that he was lying about her to hurt her, but that he thought she would wear the rainbow arm warmers seen in the photo that triggered his attacks. Laurelai denied that he was the one who said that she was in the photo, and began trying to victim blame and tried to imply that and that somehow made her worse than him, the man who raped her.
In response to this incident, a thread about Laurelai was made on Kiwi Farms. He responded by changing his Twitter avatar to an image of Deadpool and immediately began , , , and for laughing at him on an online forum. The Kiwi Farmers responded by shitposting and posting fake dox in the Laurelai thread, eagerly awaiting him to dox them all as he claimed. Null contacted Laurelai of CatParty. In the email exchange, Laurelai demanded that Null shut down Kiwi Farms and keep it shut down or else he would dox and attack as many users as he could, with Wesley the rapist unironically saying, "I don't know why it is that you people do what you do and frankly i dont care why. I just want you gone. You have done significant harm to people and that has to stop." Laurelai and his threats soon became a running joke as the only user he doxed was Null (via Wesley finding his ED page) and the Kiwi Farmers may have found a video recording of one of Laurelai's rapes, hosted on his own website, in which a tranny was seen completely intoxicated while Laurelai molested his genitalia as another tranny sodomized him.
Laurelai continued to be butthurt about the Kiwi Farms in the following months and was also continuing to Tommy Tooter leaked a list of names that were part of a secret email list put together by Vordrak, a list which included Laurelai and a bunch of other pedophiles, rapists, criminals, and/or retards that Vordrak was trying to have bankroll his lolsuits and help him in his attacks against the forum.by implying she had something to do with the site because the users there, like many others, believed the multiple rape victims that had come forward instead of Wesley himself. In December 2016, a lolcow named
Just like how he claimed Zoey was the true "evil," Laurelai - the documented criminal, snitch, and rapist - also thinks Kiwi Farms are the real "baddies."
In spite of more than five rape victims coming forward (and many more with tales of horrible, non-rapey experiences with Laurelai), Laurelai has always claimed he didn't do anything wrong and always says that it is his victims who are the real villains. Fortunately, he has been unable to escape his past crimes and as such he has been exiled from the majority of communities he tries to latch onto when they inevitably find out he is not only a rapist with multiple victims, but a government snitch as well. Laurelai will meltdown and have a massive tantrum whenever his past crimes are brought to light, sometimes this will include the temporary deletion/lockdown of his social media accounts, but like a cockroach he always comes scurrying back to blame everyone else and accuse them of doing a "smear campaign" by telling the truth about him.
For instance, in February 2017, a Twitter user discovered the horrible truth about Laurelai and began discreetly warning others on his follow list. Laurelai discovered this and began throwing a tantrum, crying crocodile tears, threatening to attack the person who outed him, and even began blaming one of his rape victims, Zoey Wolfe, yet again. He also acted as if exposing his crimes was an attack on leftist ideology as a whole and that they would all be "fucked" for not wanting to associate with him, as if they should all just look the other way and tolerate a rapist in their ranks.
In May 2017, Laurelai spentone night whining about how unfair it was that people are able to find out he is a rapist and a snitch thanks to his crimes being outlined on sites like ED, and claimed that people only warn others about his toxic, rapist behavior because they want to "prevent [him] from getting employed anywhere", despite claiming minutes prior that he has "too many issues" that make him supposedly unable to get a job even if he wanted one, which he of course doesn't. He even blames a back in 2014 on random people telling others not to donate to him, this is yet another lie from Laurelai as resulted in the loss of the 2014 crops. A shows he either fucked up too much or just got bored and stopped working on the peppers as we can see the mentions slowed down in 2016 and it was never mentioned again until this tantrum in May 2017, meaning once again Laurelai decided to lie his ass off and blame others for his own actions and failures. On May 30th, Laurelai was banned from the Leftbook Thunderdome group on Facebook after being called out as a serial rapist and attempting to link to a video of one of his rapes as proof that a victim consented. Laurelai responded to the ban by throwing a tantrum on and on , and whined that they all needed therapy, they were morons, they were why the left was a "mess," they were all "insane," and said that Leftbook was a "mistake."
Snitches get stitches
—Everybody hates a rat, Wesley
In March 2017, Laurelai wasafter their investigation into snitching allegations made against Laurelai led to him confessing that he had indeed "cooperated with federal agents during a home visit and spoke with them for hours regarding other people’s illegal activities." In addition to the anti-fascist group, several other groups including the local and also made sure to alert their members that Laurelai was a known snitch for the Feds and therefore a security risk to everyone else.
Laurelai responded as expected, bycontent and calling the concerned groups while trying to blame "transmisogyny," rather than these groups justifiably not wanting to have a fucking rat in their midst.
- An Open Letter To My Rapist, Laurelai Bailey
- SJWiki - He runs this site now
- I Dislike Cis People - Future tranny predator in training and large user of his website.
- HBGary Federal
- Fail at life
- Raziel/Laurelai on Reddit (Laurelai finally ragequit and left reddit "for good." Lol, no: For less than a week.)
- Laurelai's SRS sock on Reddit (Laurelai admits this is his sock and Laurelai is no longer banned on SRS, even though he doxed a 15 year old.)
- Laurelai's modbot
- LAURELAI'S CURRENT REDDIT ACCOUNT
- An effortpost on Reddit detailing Raz's history, now deleted.
- His Facebook (he deleted this, but it's back now)
- Steam Profile
- Raz on teh MySpace
- Home sweet homo
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- Oh, hai.
- yes hello xfire there
- Laurelai on hubski
- A disturbing little site with logs and pictures of ol wessey
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