Lil Pump

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Lil Pump (Powerword: Gazzy Garcia Beaner Brainfried) is a shitty Mexicant rapper from Florida, who has the mentality of a nigger. His lyrics are typically comprised of him rapping about wrist injury, as well as nigger values such as bitches, money, sex, and drugs.

He rose to fame when he released the song "Gucci Gang" and ended up looking like a gay Soulja Boy knock-off from Guatemala.

Early Life[edit]

He started making his music at age 13, where his cousin introduced him to Smokepurpp. He and him decided to be pro-collaborators, but then they got expelled in multiple school districts and was enrolled in an opportunity high school where his savage ass rioted. Afterwards, he one day just decided he had nothing better to do but pop as many Xanax pills as possible, get behind a microphone while barred out, and make the musical equivalent to the Holocaust, 9/11, and the Rape of Nanking combined.

Rap Career[edit]

2016[edit]

Lil Pump started his rap career in 2016, when he wrote Finesse The Pack, which didn't get any attention at all. He then wrote two more songs that also failed to garner any attention.

2017[edit]

Gazzy will never be as intelligent as a Harvard graduate.

In the start of 2017, Lil Pump released a song called D Rose, the product of him fumbling the words "D Rose" into a microphone 84 times over one of Terrotuga's badly-mixed, discounted trap beats that was presumably sold for a buck on SoundClick. It was through this track that Lil Pump would suddenly find himself a fanbase, largely consisting of dumb, drooling retards who'd never even so much as heard a single rap song, before they started dickriding him en masse.

In October, this rabid cockhopping – largely fueled by moronic Gen Z autists – only intensified as Pump released his biggest hit to date, Gucci Gang, a song which peaked at #3 on Billboard for having a hook that just repeats the words "Gucci gang" ad infinitum.

What's terrifying is that this video has been seen by over 600 million people.
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One of his early songs, which sounds like it took 5 minutes to produce.

2018[edit]

In April 2018, Lil Pump released the singles ESSKEETIT and Drug Addicts, which were 2 big hits that dumb retarded handicapped people would fap to. Oh, and he also collaborated with Kanye West, as well as XXXTentacion, rising from the grave to work on the track.

Lil Pump Videos[edit]

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Woman leaves her boyfriend for Lil Dump on Instagram Live
Lil Dump gets triggered after XXXTentacion's memorial got pwned

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