|Born||April 1st, 1995|
Logan Alexander Paul is a pasty white nazi faggot and American YouTuber/suicide activist campaigner/pedophile. Although best known for his work with the Japanese suicide campaigns, his illustrious career actually began in the early 2010s on the platform Vine, catering to underage individuals and the clinically retarded. Unfortunately, in his quest to raise awareness for suicide, he failed to recognize that his prime audience are the target undesirables for which suicide is an option, resulting in an enormous amount of attention from the old media, and people who aren't 12-year-old boys. Indeed, this episode now threatens to overshadow his otherwise unremarkable career, and put an early end to his campaign.
Audience and content
The most notable portion of Paul's "career" is the type of people he caters to. Whilst certainly not alone in his shameless targeting of underage loli and 12-year-olds, the scale of his reach has warranted attention. With over 15.1 million followers, this upstanding individual has the potential to reach more people than the entire dominion of New Zealand. Now with this kind of popular reach, what does Logan broadcast to them?
— Cydney Williams,, actual fan
— Anonymous with the sad truth
Video published typically involve "pranking," or the molestation of an unsuspecting public with obnoxious and unfunny impositions, vlogs, detailing drivel about the hardships of enormous wealth, white trash family, and luxury living, movies, starring and written by himself and his equally undesirable brother, and other media determined by the state of California to be detrimental to the intelligence of the public at large. He also loves dumbing down his audience to the point of when pulling off serious suicides and pranks, the children are brainwashed to laugh and not care about the event because LOL IT'S JUST LOGAN MESSING AROUND :'D
Suicide (well, not HIS suicide, as we can all only wish, but actually just a video he made of someone else's suicide)
In the last days of December of 2017, our heroes fatefully decided to visit the Land of the Rising Sun, presumably to document, and hopefully participate in the time honoured Japanese tradition of harakiri. After spending a few days gracing his underage viewers with the joys of Pokemon Go, horseplay at Customs and Excise, hentai, and being a typical white foreign asshole gaijin, Logan Paul went to the Aokigahara forest and found
Recognizing the potential for clicks and money, he then spends the rest of the video cracking jokes about the dead... now we really don't have any problem with here at Encyclopedia Dramatica, it's just that these were deeply unfunny. He could have at least thrown in a dead baby joke or something. Anyways, his video was then uploaded to YouTube, where it trended for 24 hours, whilst out of the notice of everyone who wasn't an underage loli. The plan was working brilliantly until...
Old media finds out
—The guy who says "bitch" in Breaking Bad, basically saying Logan should kill himself for making fun of suicide.
It turns out that NORPs don't appreciate having their children exposed to suicide. Also, apparently videos involving dead bodies can be seen to be in poor taste! He's since deleted his original video—although entrepreneurial netizens have apparently saved copies (see below)—and had made TWO (count'em!) botched apologies, all whilst death threats and fatwas rain upon him from the old media and people who can legally drink. He's also since put a hiatus on making vlogs, at least until presumably this episode escapes the limited memories of children, and he can begin shitposting again. However, he still roams Japan creating a disturbance around the whole island. Incidentally that video of the 11 year old went viral in its own way, and was eventually taken down by his mother. You can find our more about what happened here.
Of course, while Logan Paul hides under his covers in the hopes the Boogieman disappears ("if I don't expose any skin, the boogieman will go away, right??"), the rest of the world moves on. Since this happened, YouTube dropped Logan from their "Google Preferred" program, as well as various YouTube Red TV shows and movies... basically ensuring Logan Paul's free money supply will evaporate in due time. But hey, he's a MAVERICK!!!, right? Maybe Logan will dab on his haters and all of his problems will all go away. BTW, you can buy his apology T-shirts and vinyl stickers at his online store; link in bio.
The Video Itself
YouTube has flagged the video itself and any copies of it, so reuploading a copy of it there for posterity is out of the question. However, other video sites happen to have it (and undoubtedly love the traffic it generates for them), so you can find it here. Any of these links should work just fine:
- Daily Motion (x6cj1oy)
- LiveLeak (302_1514860746)
- LiveLeak (c6b_1514890131)
- LiveLeak (29f_1514894817)
- LiveLeak (3f7_1514924637)
- LiveLeak (615_1514992516)
- LiveLeak (07c_1514996657)
I wonder if Logan Paul is finally experiencing true "ambivalence" in his life. Like, he's finally getting some mainstream attention, which undoubtedly strokes his ego, but it's over a video he did which makes people think he's worse than Hitler (because at least Hitler never vloged a dead body for free hits before).
Hey Logan! You're on TV!!
Logan Paul can't stop dicking around with corpses
Now he's done it... and no amount of dabbing on haters and merch buy-dat'ing will get him out of this one: YouTube has demonitized all of Logan Paul's movies after he uploaded a video of him tazering a dead rat. Take a look at what all the fuss is about:
Of course we here at Encyclopedia Dramatica wouldn't have done anything different with a dead rat to be honest. Hell, this isn't even about the rat. Instead it's more like, we don't have moral guardians like YouTube and their advertisers on our nuts all the time. And yet this simple concept is outside of Logan Paul's tiny brain: despite the fact that all eyes are on him right now (which is ironic because that's literally EXACTLY what he wants) and will pounce on him for the next stupid thing that crosses the line... he goes and basically does something like this to piss off his last line of easy cash left. Bwahaha!
How will the Maverick deal with things THIS time? Dab.
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