LoneWolf1984, aka Dan, is a 34 year old creationist bred inside a basement by two homosexuals who didn't love each other enough, so Dan had to flee to deviantArt and tell the world about Jesus. All while he was busy wanking his tiny crucifix to horrible furry porn.
Dan became infamous on Fundies Say The Darndest Things, and even spawned a moronic meme known as "Lonewolf that you?"
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