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Lotion Play

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LOL, Japanese porn...
Probably the most famous Lotion Play image.

Lotion Play (aka Gookkake, Gluekkake, Ecto-porn) is a fetish born out of the insane and wacky world of the Japanese. While very similar to WAM which focuses on food, mud, and paint, Lotion Play utilizes chemical compounds for covering its subjects and is the Japanese attempt at surpassing bukkake by giving the impression that a girl has been spermed on by a 500-foot alien.

Birth

Early ecto-porn.

While Japanese bukkake spread like wild fire in the early days of the internet, some inventive perverts thought that it was only the small beginning of a much larger fetish phenomenon. Taking elements from tentacle rape porn, bukkake, and BDSM, they created a form of porn that surpasses all of its combined elements.

 
 
I'm pretty sure the reason they started doing movies like that in Japan was because of the strict censorship laws. they're not allowed to show genitalia but semen isn't censored. I imagine that's how the bukkake genre got started and it followed, naturally, to this.
 

 

—Scientific assumption.

Ingredients

J-lube in Japan.
J-lube in America...for use with farm animals.

While in most porn, the human subjects are the main focus of attention. This is not the case in Lotion Play. In this particular fetish, the main theme is the covering or submerging of a subject in huge quantities of Methylcellulose, J-lube, or other homemade types of goop.

Most of these lotions or goops were originally intended to help aid in animal husbandry, animal copulation and farm animal birthing, but some enterprising and depraved person decided that it was a good idea to cover somebody with the stuff and then proceed to fist them.

The main ingredients are surprisingly easy to get or make. Several online retailers sell J-lube and there are even more videos available describing how to make this substance.

J-Lube

 
 
J-Lube is a concentrated lubricant that comes in powder form. According to the bottle, it is manufactured for Jorgensen Laboratories in Loveland, Colorado and consists of 25% polyethylene polymer (polyethylene oxide) and 75% dispersing agent (sucrose, according to the MSDS which you can find here in ASCII text format and here in PDF format). When mixed with water, it produces a thick, clear, extremely slippery lubricant whose intended purpose is to aid in gynecological examinations for farm animals and to assist in cases of dystocia, or abnormal/difficult labor during childbirth. However, it is, without a doubt, the best lubricant I have ever encountered. It is inexpensive (around $10 for two to six gallons of lubricant, depending on the recipe), easy to mix (just add water!), and contains no extraneous chemicals or preservatives (unless you put them in when mixing it). And since it's water based, it's fully latex condom compatible as well as being safe for use with silicone toys.
 

 

—From the J-lube manufacturer.

 
 
Why not stir up your own lube? J-Lube is a dry powder that you mix with water. One 10-ounce bottle will make up to six to eight GALLONS of extremely slick, water-soluble lube. You can mix to the consistency you desire- even pre-mix it and store it for when you need it. Safe to use with latex, silicone, and all your toys. The preferred lube for fisting because of its consistency, slipperiness, and easy clean up. J-Lube breaks-down naturally in the body, and a few grains of table salt breaks down J-Lube on surfaces.
 

 

—Another quote from the manufacturer.

Homemade Goo

   
 
UNICEF heres your proof that no one really gives a crap about what you think…
 

 
 

—People would rather fuck in cornstarch than send it to Africa.

This project can be extremely messy. You may want to lay newspaper down on the floor or table before you start.

You will need:

  • Corn starch
  • Water
  • Shallow tub or bowl

Pour a small box of cornstarch into the tub. Mix in small amounts of water. Then get your hands into the mess to get the full effect of this weird texture. The cornstarch and water mixture will harden in your hands when you squeeze it, but when you open your hands, it melts like goo. While this mixture will work in most situations, it must be noted that it is not the same thing as J-lube and will not have the same lubricating characteristics.

Spin Offs

How can I get in on this?
Bathing suits are often used to get around Japanese censoring.
The Game.
Punishment time.

As with any newfangled and perverted idea, there will be several variations that soon follow the initial subject. Several crafty creeps have taken lotion play to newer levels of weird.


   
 
Lotion has suddenly become more interesting to me.
 

 
 

—First reaction to a gookkake site.

Glow-In-The-Dark

By adding phosphorescent ingredients to your Methylcellulose or J-Lube, you can extend your lotion play into the wee hours of the morning, or, if you so desire, in a very dark room so nobody can see your hideous pot belly and tiny penis…until you get covered in the slop.

Mainstream

Several Japanese goo-television shows focus on contestants who battle by answering a series of questions. The victor of these battles then gets to decide the punishment for the loser. Usually, these punishments resemble Nickelodeon's Slime Time in that the loser is dunked or dumped in some sort of polymer or cornstarch mixture.

Slip’n’Slide

Of course, some Japanese pervert who was a fan of Lotion play had to make a game show that involves very old Japanese men sliding over a track made of goo-covered sexy young females. Points are given to contestants for distance and artistic or imaginative sliding. Failure results in the slider being attacked by the girls and publically humiliated by being stripped naked. I do not see how losing can be bad.

Here is a video of the Slip’n’Slide in action.

Quotes

It puts the lotion on it skin or else it gets the hose again...

   
 
Just when I think I’ve seen everything awesome that’s come out of Japan so far, they go and rack up a new one.
 

 
 

—This is probably said at least three times a week.

   
 
Taking the idea of bukkake to an entirely new level, ecto porn seems to involve dumping extremely large amounts– gallons and gallons– of sticky, ectoplasmic-like goo over women to give the impression that they were just spunked on by the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.
 

 
 

—Ghostbusters was such a kickass movie.

   
 
There seems to be relatively little by way of actual sex or penetration in some of the titles, and the models aren't even always as naked as you'd expect they would be in a porn movie. All of them, however, are full of hapless maidens covered head to toe in plenty of sticky, gloopy goodness ... and we're sure all you ecto porn fans out there wouldn't want it any other way. Whoever you are.
 

 
 

—No penetration? This guy is obviously watching the wrong Lotion Play vids.

   
 
As long as I get it in the mail in a plain brown wrapper with the words “Not ero-manga with accompanying pepe lotion” stamped all over it in big red letters, then I will place my order forthwith.
 

 
 

—LOL Japan.

   
 
This stuff reminds me of Nickelodeon's Slime Time. Not really what I'm looking for in Porn but it’s still a blast to watch.
 

 
 

—Sure buddy, that’s why you are posting on a Lotion Play forum.

Logs

Suey, #spf's resident azn has something to say about Lotion Play:

«9:42:56»           suey: looks sorta fun
«9:43:03»           dan: I KNEW IT
«9:43:04»           suey: i wouldnt mind gliding around in goo
«9:43:06»           suey: LOL
«9:43:10»           dan: HAHA
«9:43:12»           bone-daddy: hahahaaha
«9:43:22»           Aaron: uhhhh hi
«9:43:27»           suey: hi
«9:43:28»           Lucius: soudns like a rememberable SPF meet to me
«9:43:48»           slimchance: HI SUEY!!!!
«9:43:48»           arty_: rememberable
«9:43:49»           suey: gimme a nike swimsuit and im good to go!

And so does sherrod:

«9:44:36»           sherrod__: ED makes me very uncomfortable
«9:44:40»           Pink_Poodle: makes me want to take a shower just by looking at either
«9:44:41»           sherrod__: and part of that is owed to you
«9:44:47»           dan: :D
«9:45:07»           Pink_Poodle: this is worse than the everquest taxidermy
«9:47:03»           dan: lol

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Video

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See Also

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