Lotus Breast

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Lotus Breast is a shock image that was spread throughout the tubes in 2003 via email with a TL;DR description that can be summarized as: stay the fuck out of South America.

The truth is, this image is just a clever Photoshop of a breast and a lotus seed pod, made to look like myiasis, which is how it got the name "Lotus Breast". Unfortunately, this truth doesn't make the image any less disturbing. This shoop has fooled many Internet perusers, and like all good shock images, it's disgusting nature will assure its place on the internet for years to come, freaking the fuck out of little girls over and over.

A year later another image surfaced of unknown origin that combined a lamprey with a pair of fingers. (see image right)

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Pedobear sometimes uses empty pods as sleeping bags!
Just a cute young Japa... AAAAAH!

The Story[edit]


[-+]The Email:[edit]

Fwd: Wash before Wearing!

It is horrible. Guys tell your wife, sisters, girlfriends, and girl cousins wash bra before wearing.

ALL PLEASE WASH ALL BRAS, UNDERWEAR WHEN YOU BUY BEFORE WEARING THEM. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT PARASITE IS IN OUR CLOTHES WHEN WE BUY THEM. FORWARD TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. LET ME FORE WARN YOU THIS IS SO SQUIMISH, I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS CRAWLING ALL OVER ME EVEN AS I SEND THIS TO YOU. BE AWARE. IT IS SO GROTESQUE. PLEASE WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR BEFORE WEARING. PREFERABLY IN BOILING HOT WATER.

This is not for the weak; I have never seen anything like this. Read the article first before looking at the picture and film. This looks horrible. Oh my God!!!!!!! Ladies this could happen to you and Guys this could happen to your wife, girlfriend, partner so please BEWARE,and also warn others.

It has been reported that this is happening in Zimbabwe as well, please make sure you iron your undergarments before you wear them and make sure that your clothes are ironed when they are dry and not damp. The picture is horrible but I felt that I should share with you. After anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an expedition in South America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it believing that the holes would leave in time. Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special creams. As time lapsed the pain did not subside and her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed.

She decided to bandage her sores however as Susan's pain grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more certified doctor. Dr. Lynch could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aid of one of his colleagues who specialized in dermatology whom was sadly on vacation. She waited for two weeks and finally was able to react the dermatologist.

Sadly,a life changing event was about to unfold during her appointment.

To Miss McKinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva growing and squirming within the pores and sores of her breast. Sometimes these wicked creatures would all together simultaneously move around into different crevices.

What she didn't know was that the holes were in fact, deeper than she had originally thought for these larvae were feeding off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her bosom.
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The Real Deal[edit]

Before you breathe a sigh of relief over this obvious shoop, there is a real case involving maggots infesting a native woman's breasts. It's called Furuncular myiasis, also known as some really kinky shit.

Unlike a Centipede filled vagina, a Larva filled Tit is less likely than you think. There is only one known case of this type of infection.

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Dealing With What You Just Saw[edit]

Worse than pain series?
  • Is it because holes bother you??
    • Does Spongebob creep you out? Can't stomach swiss cheese? Can a picture of a fucked up toad send chills down your spine? You may have Trypophobia.

Trypophobia is an unnatural fear of holes, a condition that can be devastating to nerds who can't deal with the presence of organic holes that typify death and disease amongst living things.

  • Is it because breasts bother you??
    • Unfortunately there is no known cure for your disease. You either choose to hate breasts or you choose to embrace them with open arms and an erect penis.

If you can't remember what you just ate and would like to revisit it, watch this video of a Surinam Toad giving birth:


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