Love You Forever

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Love You Forever is a children's book known for its power to actually cause /b/ to show some signs of humanity, such as love, sadness and excessive amounts of BAWWing. This outpouring of emotion came on September 24, 2008, and is known as The Day /b/ Cried. WARNING-Showing a picture of or speaking of this book will cause /b/tards to miss their mommies, call their mommies, and profess that they have indeed started to cry. However, insulting this book results in the worst case of butt devastation you will ever see, and death threats.

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A fragment of the catharsis

The BAWWing came about on September 24, 2008, when the cover of the book was posted with the words "I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be". /b/'s soul came out of hiding soon after, in which anons suddenly professed their love of their mommies, which surprisingly wasn't /b/ love. Anons soon started speaking of their childhood memories and posting their favorite childhood books, instead of pictures of aborted fetii with hats on.

The Book[edit]

Love You Forever tells the story of a mother, actually, here's the complete fucking text...

A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she held him, she sang:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

The baby grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old, and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, "this kid is driving me CRAZY!"

But at night time, when that two-year-old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed; and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

The little boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was nine years old. And he never wanted to come in for dinner, he never wanted to take a bath, and when grandma visited he always said bad words. Sometimes his mother wanted to sell him to the zoo!

But at night time, when he was asleep, the mother quietly opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep, she picked up that nine-year-old boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

The boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a teenager. He had strange friends and he wore strange clothes and he listened to strange music. Sometimes the mother felt like she was in a zoo!

But at night time, when that teenager was asleep, the mother opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep she picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

That teenager grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a grown-up man. He left home and got a house across town. But sometimes on dark nights the mother got into her car and drove across town. If all the lights in her son's house were out, she opened his bedroom window, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of his bed. If that great big man was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

Well, that mother, she got older. She got older and older and older. One day she called up her son and said, "You'd better come see me because I'm very old and sick." So her son came to see her. When he came in the door she tried to sing the song. She sang:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always...

But she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick. The son went to his mother. He picked her up and rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And he sang this song:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my Mommy you'll be.

When the son came home that night, he stood for a long time at the top of the stairs. Then he went into the room where his very new baby daughter was sleeping. He picked her up in his arms and very slowly rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while he rocked her he sang:

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

Your Mommy[edit]

A day to remember
Love You Forever is just like Love You Long Time, only moar.

You now miss her and wish to call her She's right upstairs, you lowly basement dweller, don't go see her because you know the bitch will ask for rent. Disregard that, I have mummy issues. Go hug your mum, you fags. AFTER you lose the boner.

The Exception?[edit]

'Love You Forever is considered by some to be so sacred that it is an exception to rule 34 and rule 35, and consequently rule 46. Officialy taking the place of Rosie O'Donnell. This is brought on by the sheer amount of memories this brings back for anons, recalling fond childhood memories of their mommies. Oh, what's that? No exceptions? Well then you fucking read the book and decide for yourself, you prick. It is theorized by some that if /b/ is able to corrupt this emotional part of our childhood, the sheer amount of apathy will cause the LHC to create a black hole and destroy the universe.


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